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A Little Off Center: November 2010
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Hello My name is. Tuesday, November 2, 2010. Don't "Just Get Out and Vote". As I was driving to vote I started to think about the people who will be voting today. After I stopped crying I wondered if I even wanted them to go vote to begin with. There are so many people that have no idea what or who they are voting on. They just show up and cast a vote because people tell them to “just get out and vote.” I say NOOOO! Don’t just “get out and vote! I think the picture says it all. 65279; Voting Rule #3:.
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A Little Off Center: Don't "Just Get Out and Vote"
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Hello My name is. Tuesday, November 2, 2010. Don't "Just Get Out and Vote". As I was driving to vote I started to think about the people who will be voting today. After I stopped crying I wondered if I even wanted them to go vote to begin with. There are so many people that have no idea what or who they are voting on. They just show up and cast a vote because people tell them to “just get out and vote.” I say NOOOO! Don’t just “get out and vote! I think the picture says it all. 65279; Voting Rule #3:.
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A Little Off Center: The Good Samaritan
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Hello My name is. Wednesday, October 13, 2010. I have a "good morning" waiting for you in my diaper. My wife leaves early for practice as she sings in the church praise team so it is up to me to get the kids fed, make sure they have clean underwear on and looking halfway presentable in the morning as to not embarrass my wife. Everything ran rather smoothly for a Sunday morning which should have been my first clue that trouble was about to rear its ugly head and bite my face off. Of course the only questi...
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A Little Off Center: February 2012
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Hello My name is. Saturday, February 11, 2012. Here we see the typical 6 year old boy in the wild. So like Arthur’s knights. In their search for the Holy Grail we too set off upon our epic journey. What could possibly go wrong? You can't prove that was us. I distinctly remember seeing a maroon car blazing towards us with its horn blaring as I ran. 65279;. He fell in the street. oh stop. I can't handle it! Child logic dictates that there is no such thing as too much sugar. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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A Little Off Center: Quotes
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Hello My name is. My son (at age 6) to my wife after playing with a Down's Syndrome boy:. So, um. was he Russian? My son (at age 4) learning to play 20 Questions:. I'm thinking of something with no hair. Like you daddy.". I'm thinking of something big. Like you daddy" as he rubbed my belly. My two sons talking:. 7 year old): You never give any alone time. I need alone time! 5 year old): Yes I do! Remember before I was born? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Subscribe in a reader.
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A Little Off Center: January 2011
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Hello My name is. Thursday, January 13, 2011. As a follically challenged male I have often pondered the oppression of my people. We are mocked, laughed at and openly shunned from society. Why God? Why did you part my hair like the red sea? Pop Quiz: Guess which guy is the lead actor and which one is the goofy sidekick? You’re really starting to get thin up there! I often wonder how such a horrible man could have. Such a lush garden of hair. Way to go buddy. No one will every know. I submit exhibit A.
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A Little Off Center: June 2010
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Hello My name is. Tuesday, June 29, 2010. The 30 Foot Dash. I was driving to take my horse of a dog to his veterinarian appointment, so he can get his nails clipped and his anal glands milked, when I noticed an elderly couple standing on the street corner. Now when I say elderly I’m not talking about the Greatest Generation old I’m talking about Civil War old. These two may have been around at Bull Run. Different Bull Run people. Like deer they may jump out infront of your car. Use caution. How often doe...
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A Little Off Center: The Muffin Top
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Hello My name is. Thursday, October 21, 2010. I'm not talking about the good kid of muffin top folks. The muffin top occurs when a person, almost always a female, wears low-rise jeans but does not have the waist to pull off said jeans. The result is an overflow of chub that cascades over the top of the jeans like the Gulf of Mexico coming over the levies around New Orleans during hurricane Katrina. Everyone knows its going to burst and no one wants to be there when it does. This isn't a dig against peopl...
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A Little Off Center: Anti-Baldites
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Hello My name is. Thursday, January 13, 2011. As a follically challenged male I have often pondered the oppression of my people. We are mocked, laughed at and openly shunned from society. Why God? Why did you part my hair like the red sea? Pop Quiz: Guess which guy is the lead actor and which one is the goofy sidekick? You’re really starting to get thin up there! I often wonder how such a horrible man could have. Such a lush garden of hair. Way to go buddy. No one will every know. I submit exhibit A.
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A Little Off Center: The Great Crossing
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Hello My name is. Saturday, February 11, 2012. Here we see the typical 6 year old boy in the wild. So like Arthur’s knights. In their search for the Holy Grail we too set off upon our epic journey. What could possibly go wrong? You can't prove that was us. I distinctly remember seeing a maroon car blazing towards us with its horn blaring as I ran. 65279;. He fell in the street. oh stop. I can't handle it! Child logic dictates that there is no such thing as too much sugar. View my complete profile.
