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Zoe Rights: Balance
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160;26 December 2012. I've been making a choice lately. And it went by in the blink of an eye. What's so crazy in all my Yin.I've forgotten how. I've forgotten how to relax, how to write, how to run around the block. How to do nothing but read a book, pet my dog and sit with my kid on the couch. I've forgotten how to just be. But there's more to life. I think it's time for a little more out of my life. Posted by Zoe Right. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Whatta ya waiting for? Random Words of Wisdom.
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Zoe Rights: 3/1/11
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Do you plan on having another family? 160;20 March 2011. One of these days I'm going to be one of those mom's that always have their s*%t together. I will only let my children watch two hours of television a day. Educational television and only educational games on the computer. I will never strike up a conversation with a stranger in public. Ha, ha, ha, ha yeah right. Posted by Zoe Right. Labels: Parenting is not for the weak. 160;02 March 2011. Sometimes I want someone who is just as invested. One ...
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Zoe Rights: 6/1/12
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Parenting- it isn't for the weak. 160;20 June 2012. Was he worried- Nah. But then again he's 19- if he was worried would he even tell me? For those who've never had teens or don't remember what it was like to be a teen. The correct answer here is a resounding NO. Was I little nervous? Ummm Yeah. A little. The only good thing about wisdom teeth surgery is how speedy it is. In and out- 45 minutes. Bada, Bing, Bada, Boom and he's being wheeled out to the car higher than a kite, legal drugs clutched ...So by...
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Zoe Rights: The ties that bind
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The ties that bind. 160;16 July 2013. If I've said it once, I've said it a million times. Parenting it's not for the wimpy. Never mind the terrible twos, the sassy tweens, and the utterly, heart-wrenchingly, terrifying teens. Nevermind that just by being yourself, you have the potential to completely warp another human being FOREVER. Just by being a completely normal, everyday American. Just by being yourself I swear I didn't know what was in chicken nuggets. I didn't know. I'm sorry. What are they doing?
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Zoe Rights: 18 and Over
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I recently received an e-mail from Jenn over at Eden Fantasy's inviting me to try a few products and share my thoughts. She must have been reading my posts about how much I miss dating. Couldn't say yes fast enough! What can I tell you, I have teens in the house. I need something I have some hope of hiding. Let's face it the giant dildo from hell just isn't going to be that easy to hide. I'd like to end this post with more to come. But that just seems too easy. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). How the mighty ...
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Zoe Rights: 5/1/11
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160;31 May 2011. I'm not going to say I thought this day was never going to come but let's just say it was touch-and-go for awhile. The only upside to the Mother Nature on acid environmental experiment we seem to be experiencing this year was the absolutely perfect temperature. Not too cold. Not too hot. Goldilocks couldn't have asked for anything better. Oh come on- you know you think it. But it's done. Except. Posted by Zoe Right. Labels: random musings of a crazy mind. It's not a problem. I've come to...
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Zoe Rights: Parenting- it isn't for the weak
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Parenting- it isn't for the weak. 160;20 June 2012. Was he worried- Nah. But then again he's 19- if he was worried would he even tell me? For those who've never had teens or don't remember what it was like to be a teen. The correct answer here is a resounding NO. Was I little nervous? Ummm Yeah. A little. The only good thing about wisdom teeth surgery is how speedy it is. In and out- 45 minutes. Bada, Bing, Bada, Boom and he's being wheeled out to the car higher than a kite, legal drugs clutched ...I LOV...
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Zoe Rights: 4/1/11
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160;26 April 2011. I'm in the bad mommy doghouse. They said twin monitors thrust in my direction. " Look at Facebook. All my 18 year old friends posted pictures of their Easter baskets. Where's our Easter Basket? Where's our chocolate bunny? Where's our stuffed bunny. I thought you were too old for Easter Baskets. Posted by Zoe Right. Labels: Parenting is not for the weak. 160;24 April 2011. Recently we were invited to a premiere screening of the movie Red State. Will we, will we, huh, huh? Absolutely go...
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Zoe Rights: Happy Holidays!
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160;25 December 2012. Posted by Zoe Right. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Whatta ya waiting for? Random Words of Wisdom. She's so small, yet she contains so much evil." —. Enter your email address:. View my complete profile. Artists i want to adopt. Dont fuck with Silent Bob. Get me outta here. How the mighty have fallen. I am a moron sometimes. I have no shame anymore. I live in Suburban Hell. Ill pimp whatever you want. Internet time doesnt pay the Bills. Is this why Im single? Our family is weird.
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Zoe Rights: 9/1/11
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No, No everything is fine. 160;26 September 2011. This week I saw Sarah Jessica Parker try to juggle everything in the latest chick lit turned chick flick. In between wincing at all the ways Hollywood screwed up a perfectly good book and laughing as some of the stay-at-home Nazi mother references hit just a little too close to home (why on Earth am I the only person laughing in this theater? Are we supposed to believe you were 40 when you had your kids? Good, we'll continue. No blaming anyone else when s...