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SmartAssChixRok: May 2010
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Sunday, May 30, 2010. Tonight while cleaning, I was in the final stretch of what seems like never ending laundry when I decided to light a few scented candles and blast our home with a little vanilla air freshener. After my deodorizing march through the apartment I noticed the warning label on the can; "CAUTION/WARNING DO NOT PLACE ON STOVE OR RADIATOR, DO NOT PLACE IN AREA THAT EXCEEDS 112 DEGREES". This left me confused, does that actually need to be printed? Would she have a case if the warning label ...
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SmartAssChixRok: The 2nd Trying-my-nerves-mester
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Sunday, October 31, 2010. Woo hoo we have made it to the "fun" zone . OR SO THEY CALL IT! Let me quote my beloved OBGYN: "Most women who say they enjoy pregnancy are lying to themselves. I compare pregnancy to a 9 month long case of a low grade flu. My husband is lucky he got a second child from me! I am starting to become more uncomfortable! Bring on the water retention! Ton of water and still am swelling up like a preggo. I elevate my legs, cut back on salty foods and STILL I swell! Another unannounced...
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SmartAssChixRok: June 2010
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010. I brought Diablo, my 8 year old, tiny tea cup chihuahua, LOVE OF MY LIFE, into the Vet for an anal glad issue. A simple procedure that should take about 15 minutes and $150. 5 Hours, $500, and an Emergency Room Vet visit in Eden Prairie later, my dog was OK. here is how it happened:. The Doctor said she "did not notice". to which I respond "WTF YOU DID NOT NOTICE? You were working on his ass, how in the hell did something happen to his EYE and HOW could you not notice this? Today ...
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SmartAssChixRok: Pregnancy!
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Friday, September 3, 2010. The Kick ASS little thing making me ill :) LOVE IT! Yeah I'm pregnant . its WONDERFUL yeah yeah yeah and I HATE IT! Don't get me wrong here . I am happy to be having a baby! Pregnancy is NOT for me thus far, I am not one of those mythical women that has been able to squeak by symptom free. I am READY to be a Mom, I am not afraid of that. I am, however, highly impatient about being pregnant and I would like this baby to be fully grown and out NOW because pregnancy BLOWS! Very ra...
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SmartAssChixRok: OMG I HAD A BABY!
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Friday, April 8, 2011. OMG I HAD A BABY! It has been nearly 15 weeks since our little Prince came into this world. The road leading up to his highness's early arrival was paved with panic and fear, at 29 weeks I began to spot and go into early labor! Guido was there with him the entire time, as they finished up with my surgery and banished me to "recovery". Recovery . what a joke! It didn't happen but I did receive a blessing in the form of 4 angels . My Daddy, Momma J, and my 2 best friends. The...Here ...
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SmartAssChixRok: Babies, Besties, & Boobies!
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Monday, April 11, 2011. Babies, Besties, and Boobies! I'm new to this "Mommy" game. With that being said I am NOT new to the game of kids. Thanks to my teenage career as a babysitter/nanny and my older sister who allowed me to taunt/torment and love her 3 kiddos, I have PLENTY-O. Experience with poopy diapers, projectile vomit, temper tantrums and a whole lot of cuddling! Babies are delicate creatures, especially newborns. We ALL. Know this, right? Case in point: Guido and I stand in line at target buyin...
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SmartAssChixRok: October 2010
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Sunday, October 31, 2010. Woo hoo we have made it to the "fun" zone . OR SO THEY CALL IT! Let me quote my beloved OBGYN: "Most women who say they enjoy pregnancy are lying to themselves. I compare pregnancy to a 9 month long case of a low grade flu. My husband is lucky he got a second child from me! I am starting to become more uncomfortable! Bring on the water retention! Ton of water and still am swelling up like a preggo. I elevate my legs, cut back on salty foods and STILL I swell! Another unannounced...
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SmartAssChixRok: November 2010
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Tuesday, November 23, 2010. The Fine Art of Firing People. Feel free to pull a Donald (Trump that is) while you point and yell "YOU'RE FIRED! For most people this happens at some point in their 20's. During this time you are growing into a full fledged adult and start to become more and more intolerant of unneeded and unwanted BULLSHIT! Personally I am pro FIRING . just remember, the better you become at HIRING the less you will ever have to deal with this. However, when the time comes DROP THE H...In th...
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SmartAssChixRok: HOW TO RAISE YOUR KID (& other shit-tastic advice)!
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Tuesday, November 16, 2010. HOW TO RAISE YOUR KID (& other shit-tastic advice)! Months before he called his own Mother Mommy. In the spirit of wanting to be the BEST MOMMY I can be and the never ending urge to please total strangers (quit laughing people that know me); I have started to brush up on my reading! Belly Laughs - Sippy Cups are NOT for Chardonnay. I understand quite a few things about parenting for starters: #1 It's not the same when it's YOUR kid (you're damn straight and it better not be, i...
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SmartAssChixRok: Brazilians (not the people)
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Friday, August 6, 2010. Brazilians (not the people). I show up for my appointment freshly showered, exfoliated, and 30 minutes after I have taken some OTC pain killers . just like any good little wax-ey should! The great news is the MORE you do it the less it hurts and the recovery time becomes less. THIS IS WHY you do not try to find a CHEAP place to get waxed or go to someone who is not a battle veteran of the WAR ON HAIR! MORAL of the story: know what you are getting into! Labels: Brazilian body wax.