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MILF Runner: January 2015
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A satiric take on fitness and healthy living. January 11, 2015. Is it really an award if you don't win anything other than the opportunity to answer invasive questions about yourself? Avid blogger, I just love blogger awards that involve questionnaires and surveys in which I am invited to overshare and brag and self-promote. When I get to use links to previous posts and recycled pictures, well, all the better! Thank you so much,. On to my responses to the invasive questions:. I suppose my biggest irratio...
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MILF Runner: Saturday is the big day. My first post-surgery run...I hope.
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A satiric take on fitness and healthy living. December 18, 2014. Saturday is the big day. My first post-surgery run.I hope. It'll be super short. I'm gunning for a quarter of a mile. Lofty goal, I know. I'm optimistic that it will go well because I've been #crosstraining. I was going to include some pictures in this post, mostly because what's a blog post without pictures? But it's late and I'm lazy. And my blogging mojo is on hiatus. And so fuck it. You'd think I was busy, but I'm not. Benita said no hi...
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“My name is Stephanie, and I am a Hoka Cutter.” | Crazy Ultra Mother Runner
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Crazy Ultra Mother Runner. I should hop down off this unicorn and slap you. Upcoming Ultras and Training Runs. What the …? 8220;My name is Stephanie, and I am a Hoka Cutter.”. July 29, 2014. August 6, 2014. Yes, I admit it. And I know cutting is deemed unacceptable in mainstream society where it is considered a freakish, vile and disgusting mental illness. But I just ask for judgment to be left aside for a few minutes so I can explain why I am okay with acting out in this manner. Marshall Ulrich is one f...
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Dreadmill Mom Discovers iPad Mini ‘Virtual Runner’ App Made Possible by Mad Drunken Midget Friend | Crazy Ultra Mother Runner
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Crazy Ultra Mother Runner. I should hop down off this unicorn and slap you. Upcoming Ultras and Training Runs. What the …? Dreadmill Mom Discovers iPad Mini ‘Virtual Runner’ App Made Possible by Mad Drunken Midget Friend. July 25, 2014. July 25, 2014. I had a cool new iPad Air once upon a time a few days ago. Then my mean drunken midget friend aka toddler dropped it on the hardwood floor on Mother’s Day. IPad Air via apple.com. 8220;iBreak it.”. When running on the ol’ ‘dreadmill’ I usu...I just scored a...
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What the …? | Crazy Ultra Mother Runner
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Crazy Ultra Mother Runner. I should hop down off this unicorn and slap you. Upcoming Ultras and Training Runs. What the …? What the …? I began writing about random things in life about a decade ago. I was 29 and began running, about to roll over the odometer to 30, and decided to write about it in a local magazine publication fluff piece. Now here I am, a crazy ultra mother runner. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Enter your emai...
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Fire Pits and Photo Ops at 5AM Followed by Iced Boobs and Directions from Dean Karnazes: the 2015 North Face DC 50 miler Recap | Crazy Ultra Mother Runner
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Crazy Ultra Mother Runner. I should hop down off this unicorn and slap you. Upcoming Ultras and Training Runs. What the …? Fire Pits and Photo Ops at 5AM Followed by Iced Boobs and Directions from Dean Karnazes: the 2015 North Face DC 50 miler Recap. May 7, 2015. May 8, 2015. I was Ad-Bay Ired-Tay. Surely there are worse things than running all day or night and getting up before the butt crack of dawn to do it. Right? Let’s see here. Shaving the testicles of lions before they get testicular sur...So back...
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Good Morning. I Covered Your House in Crap. Here, Put This Jacket On! | Crazy Ultra Mother Runner
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Crazy Ultra Mother Runner. I should hop down off this unicorn and slap you. Upcoming Ultras and Training Runs. What the …? Good Morning. I Covered Your House in Crap. Here, Put This Jacket On! December 5, 2014. December 5, 2014. Stardate: 12-02-14 Time: 0345 hours. Hey there sleeping beauty. Here’s a big sloppy doggie kiss for you on your toes. By the way, I have explosive lab dog diarrhea. I felt obligated to alert you. Damn it, Raven! Are you kidding me? Oh God, Raven! I know, right? What was I saying?
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Results | Crazy Ultra Mother Runner
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Crazy Ultra Mother Runner. I should hop down off this unicorn and slap you. Upcoming Ultras and Training Runs. What the …? Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:. Address never made public). You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Twitter account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out. You are commenting using your Google account. ( Log Out. Benefits To...
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Please do not feed the Ultra Running Ambassador. | Crazy Ultra Mother Runner
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Crazy Ultra Mother Runner. I should hop down off this unicorn and slap you. Upcoming Ultras and Training Runs. What the …? Please do not feed the Ultra Running Ambassador. February 20, 2015. February 21, 2015. It’s no secret. I want to be a famous ultra running ambassador and eventually see my name on a book. Not a pretend book, or a coloring book, or a cook book. I want to see my name on an honest to goodness, bargain bin at Barnes and Noble type book. Naturally with phenomenal sales like that, I’...
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Best Neighborhood/Trails to Run and Watch Weird People In & Around DC | Crazy Ultra Mother Runner
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Crazy Ultra Mother Runner. I should hop down off this unicorn and slap you. Upcoming Ultras and Training Runs. What the …? Best Neighborhood/Trails to Run and Watch Weird People In and Around DC. July 25, 2014. July 25, 2014. We don’t have northern people clothes just yet so I bag him up like people on the street before we go to Azi’s. So glad I’m on FB. Otherwise, I’d have to send 1,133 texts to my friends and family just to let them know I went running in DC today. Plus, you might just meet some new pe...
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