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Short Fat Dictator: April 2014
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Thursday, April 10, 2014. When Does the Grown Up Get Here? We celebrated my father's birthday a few years back, and at the end of our dinner he raised a glass and announced to his assembled family,. Well, I can tell you one thing for sure. You never do feel seventy-five! I knew just what he meant. We've all had this experience, right? Where the very realness of our current reality proves just so out of step with the way we perceive ourselves that our brains can't…quite.manage to.keep up. I called my Mommy.
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Short Fat Dictator: What a Girl Wants
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Tuesday, April 6, 2010. What a Girl Wants. I would like to begin by briefly congratulating myself on being freakishly prescient when I wrote this. On Sunday, David and I sat in Griffith Park cuddling and watching the Snood roll around practicing his almost-crawl. We took the morning to relish an Easter that involved exactly zero Easter Eggs, Easter Baskets, and/or Bunny-Related Shenanigans, realizing that it was likely our last chance to do so for the next several decades. What a difference a year makes.
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Short Fat Dictator: Home Again.
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Friday, September 12, 2014. Well, it took us two full months but we are FINALLY home. Four years ago we decided to move. One year ago we decided it would be this June. And two months ago we packed up our home in Los Angeles and hit the road for what turned out to be points HIGHLY unknown. After almost 5 weeks with my in-laws in Texas we headed for New York because we'd been assured from all sides that closing would " happen any day now". Yeah, closing totally did not happen " any day now. By day, despera...
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Short Fat Dictator: May 2014
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Thursday, May 22, 2014. What else is there really to say about the laundry? And yet - ALL I WANT TO DO IS COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LAUNDRY! Before I was married I can't say I ever really gave laundry that much thought. I would wear clothes, occasionally they would become dirty, and then I would journey to the laundry room and wash them, perhaps while reading a novel of my choosing. Could it be that it was all so simple then? I gotta say I FEEL YOUR PAIN, CRAZY POSTAL PEOPLE! The laundry is like a hydra. Yo...
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Short Fat Dictator: January 2014
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Thursday, January 30, 2014. Blue Bear Goes to Work. My son has a lovey named Blue Bear. Blue Bear has been with us since our son was born and the two of them have been through a variety. When my son was younger he did everything with Blue Bear. Blue Bear came to meals at the table. Blue Bear managed to skirt the " No Blue Bears outside. But when my son began full day Kindergarten, Blue Bear had a surprising resurgence. Each day my kiddo would return home from a long day of classes and head to his roo...
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Short Fat Dictator: Fox. Hen. Grain.
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Wednesday, January 7, 2009. Fox Hen. Grain. In case you are not familiar:. Http:/ www.heroes.force9.co.uk/essays/ts-21.html. Having a baby is like constantly living inside of this riddle. For me, this is particularly bad news as I have never been able to make sense of the whole farmer, fox, grain, hen situation. Logic problems and I = natural enemies. Which brings me to one week before Christmas. I need to start wrapping so baby needs to go somewhere stationary. How about the exersaucer? Recommended, inc...
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Funemployed.: Seeing Red: Work Blog
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Being a deadbeat is a full time job. My Mother Was Right: Work Blog. The Gift of Beauty: Work Blog. Holiday Sparkle: Work Blog. Seeing Red: Work Blog. Brooklyn, New York. I lost my job in 2009 and started this blog to chronicle my unemployment: the stresses, the fun, the quest for a new job. Then, suddenly, I found myself in a new job and wondered why I had tried so hard. It turns out my dream job is to not work at all. Anyone hiring? View my complete profile. What Would Tyler Durden Do. It had given the...
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Funemployed.: Pretty Awesome: Work Blog
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Being a deadbeat is a full time job. Sick on a Saturday. Pretty Awesome: Work Blog. Get Polished: Work Blog. Product of My Environment. Credit Where Credit is Due: Plum Crazy (Work Blog). Brooklyn, New York. I lost my job in 2009 and started this blog to chronicle my unemployment: the stresses, the fun, the quest for a new job. Then, suddenly, I found myself in a new job and wondered why I had tried so hard. It turns out my dream job is to not work at all. Anyone hiring? View my complete profile. You kno...
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Funemployed.: November 2009
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Being a deadbeat is a full time job. The Choice is Yours. Brooklyn, New York. I lost my job in 2009 and started this blog to chronicle my unemployment: the stresses, the fun, the quest for a new job. Then, suddenly, I found myself in a new job and wondered why I had tried so hard. It turns out my dream job is to not work at all. Anyone hiring? View my complete profile. What Would Tyler Durden Do. Saturday, November 28, 2009. The Choice is Yours. What should I do with my life? This Christmas, should I buy...
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Funemployed.: My Mother Was Right: Work Blog
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Being a deadbeat is a full time job. My Mother Was Right: Work Blog. The Gift of Beauty: Work Blog. Holiday Sparkle: Work Blog. Seeing Red: Work Blog. Brooklyn, New York. I lost my job in 2009 and started this blog to chronicle my unemployment: the stresses, the fun, the quest for a new job. Then, suddenly, I found myself in a new job and wondered why I had tried so hard. It turns out my dream job is to not work at all. Anyone hiring? View my complete profile. What Would Tyler Durden Do. Anyway. It's...
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