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2006 July « The Useless Blog
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Just another useless thing. The life and times of NB. Inside the Janitor’s Mind. Archive for July, 2006. 37 Ways To Deep Sea Fish With Four Feet Of Dental Floss. On July 31, 2006. 1 Characters often blow up, fall off cliffs, or get squashed by anvils, but are unharmed. 2 Everything you buy from ACME is junk and blows up in your face, literally. 3 Anytime cartoon characters enter a dark place all that is visible is their eyes. 4 The mouse always outsmarts the cat. 7 Bugs always fly around in large clouds.
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2006 April « The Useless Blog
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Just another useless thing. The life and times of NB. Inside the Janitor’s Mind. Archive for April, 2006. On April 28, 2006. My Friends Part 3. Andrew’s my name but you can call me Saf. The Israelites called me a “golden calf”. To see what I’m worth you’ll need a graph. I blew out the competition in the first half. Berg says that everybody wants him. But I’m going to go out on a limb. They really think he is goofy and slim. According to Clint we all need to go to the gym. Siege really does not like hair.
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2006 September « The Useless Blog
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Just another useless thing. The life and times of NB. Inside the Janitor’s Mind. Archive for September, 2006. On September 16, 2006. Dane Cook is shit. His HBO special was shit; he did like 15 minutes on crying and how people will be at work and then have a feeling that they have to cry and wait until they get home and not only was it unfunny, but it didn’t make any sense. His last CD was shit; I bought it the day it came out and listened to it twice at most then I was done. Blog at WordPress.com.
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2006 August « The Useless Blog
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Just another useless thing. The life and times of NB. Inside the Janitor’s Mind. Archive for August, 2006. 41 North: An American Grill. On August 18, 2006. What we learn from DuckTales. 1 Ducks don’t have to wear pants, but they wear shirts. 2 Everyone in Duckberg has some kind of duck pun name like Launchpad McQuack, Mrs. Beakly, and Duckworth. 3 Huey, Dewy, and Louie have no parents; they have an Uncle Scrooge and an Uncle Donald. 9 No jail can hold the Beagle Boys; they will always escape some how.
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2006 March « The Useless Blog
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Just another useless thing. The life and times of NB. Inside the Janitor’s Mind. Archive for March, 2006. This is post number 1! On March 29, 2006. Hello everyone reading this, and trust me you are probably the only one reading this. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.
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2006 May « The Useless Blog
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Just another useless thing. The life and times of NB. Inside the Janitor’s Mind. Archive for May, 2006. On May 26, 2006. How Will You Die? Nathaniel Berg – While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. Youre struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth. Jared Freemen – While in a batting cage, youre struck in the chest by a baseball. You enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes. Katy Anderson – While rummaging ...
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44 Way to Succeed « The Useless Blog
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Just another useless thing. The life and times of NB. Inside the Janitor’s Mind. Laquo; 43 Things. 44 Way to Succeed. On May 28, 2007. My Name Is… Earl. Eminem – My Name Is…). My name is. (what? My name is. (who? My name is. [scratches] Earl Hicky. My name is. (huh? My name is. (what? My name is. [scratches] Earl Hicky. Can I have the attention of the class for one second? Do you like karma? Would you rather watch some rednecks than learn about dharma? Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? Say hey to ...
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Useless Information « The Useless Blog
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Just another useless thing. The life and times of NB. Inside the Janitor’s Mind. Here is where you can learn about the big site Useless Information. UI is a website I created to post all the important news about the NBA, movies, TV, music, and Nintendo, plus other useless but interesting information. The site is update at the first of every month and if you have anything in common with me you will enjoy it. Leave a Reply Cancel reply. Enter your comment here. Address never made public).
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2006 June « The Useless Blog
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Just another useless thing. The life and times of NB. Inside the Janitor’s Mind. Archive for June, 2006. On June 30, 2006. Chuck Norris v. David Hasselhoff. 27 Made fun of people with accents. On June 27, 2006. Google is the place to be. Google is the place for me. Google can do anything. Chuck Norris; Google it. Phillip Morris; Google it. Clitoris; Google it. Roberts, Doris; Google it. With Google you can search far and wide. Find things from food to a mail order bride. Google is the place to be. The Fi...
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