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2006 July « The Useless Blog

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Just another useless thing. The life and times of NB. Inside the Janitor’s Mind. Archive for July, 2006. 37 Ways To Deep Sea Fish With Four Feet Of Dental Floss. On July 31, 2006. 1 Characters often blow up, fall off cliffs, or get squashed by anvils, but are unharmed. 2 Everything you buy from ACME is junk and blows up in your face, literally. 3 Anytime cartoon characters enter a dark place all that is visible is their eyes. 4 The mouse always outsmarts the cat. 7 Bugs always fly around in large clouds.

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2006 April « The Useless Blog

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Just another useless thing. The life and times of NB. Inside the Janitor’s Mind. Archive for April, 2006. On April 28, 2006. My Friends Part 3. Andrew’s my name but you can call me Saf. The Israelites called me a “golden calf”. To see what I’m worth you’ll need a graph. I blew out the competition in the first half. Berg says that everybody wants him. But I’m going to go out on a limb. They really think he is goofy and slim. According to Clint we all need to go to the gym. Siege really does not like hair.

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NBA

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Here you can learn about my favorite sport basketball, and also a little about some other sports I kind of like. 2007-08 NBA DIVISION STANDINGS. Off: 111.2 (4), Def: 97.1 (1) - Saturday's win was a bit of a miracle, but 11-1 is 11-1. A pair against the Cavs this week will be a good test. Off: 111.4 (3), Def: 103.3 (6) - The streak is at eight, five guys are averaging between 15 and 19 PPG, and any questions you had about Shawn Marion have been answered. Off: 107.6 (15), Def: 103.0 (4) - The Horne...Off: ...

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2006 September « The Useless Blog

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Just another useless thing. The life and times of NB. Inside the Janitor’s Mind. Archive for September, 2006. On September 16, 2006. Dane Cook is shit. His HBO special was shit; he did like 15 minutes on crying and how people will be at work and then have a feeling that they have to cry and wait until they get home and not only was it unfunny, but it didn’t make any sense. His last CD was shit; I bought it the day it came out and listened to it twice at most then I was done. Blog at WordPress.com.

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2006 August « The Useless Blog

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Just another useless thing. The life and times of NB. Inside the Janitor’s Mind. Archive for August, 2006. 41 North: An American Grill. On August 18, 2006. What we learn from DuckTales. 1 Ducks don’t have to wear pants, but they wear shirts. 2 Everyone in Duckberg has some kind of duck pun name like Launchpad McQuack, Mrs. Beakly, and Duckworth. 3 Huey, Dewy, and Louie have no parents; they have an Uncle Scrooge and an Uncle Donald. 9 No jail can hold the Beagle Boys; they will always escape some how.

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2006 March « The Useless Blog

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Just another useless thing. The life and times of NB. Inside the Janitor’s Mind. Archive for March, 2006. This is post number 1! On March 29, 2006. Hello everyone reading this, and trust me you are probably the only one reading this. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.

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Inside the Janitor's Mind: A Normal Day

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Inside the Janitor's Mind. A look inside the mind of a real life janitor. Saturday, May 27, 2006. A normal day for me goes like this; clean, clean, clean, take a nap, clean, clean, lock up and duck out early. For one thing they don’t get a plethora of keys to play with and I’m not skilled in making humorous signs. Have you ever fallen asleep and not woken up until really late, like 8 o'clock or something? Hey, I just got a free $500.00 Gift Card. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). My First Day (Part 2).

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2006 May « The Useless Blog

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Just another useless thing. The life and times of NB. Inside the Janitor’s Mind. Archive for May, 2006. On May 26, 2006. How Will You Die? Nathaniel Berg – While in a movie theater, a crazed man with a gun begins firing shots randomly. Youre struck in the back of the head and fall slumped over in your seat as blood pours from your mouth. Jared Freemen – While in a batting cage, youre struck in the chest by a baseball. You enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes. Katy Anderson – While rummaging ...

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Television

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TV is one thing that has always been there for me, so this is a section dedicated to it. 2007-08 Fall Primetime Schedule. King of the Hill. Curb Your Enthusiasm (10-10:30 PM HBO). Chuck (8-9 PM NBC). Heroes (9-10 PM NBC). Journeyman (10-11 PM NBC). How I Met Your Mother. The Big Bang Theory. Two and a Half Men. The Biggest Loser (8-10 PM NBC). Reaper (9-10 PM The CW). Cashmere Mafia (special preview) (10-11 PM ABC) Nov. 27. Cashmere Mafia (regular time period premiere) (9-10 PM ABC) Dec. 4. Women's Murde...