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David... Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen!: Who Let Michael Vick Out? Who? Who? Who?
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David Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen! Friday, August 14, 2009. Who Let Michael Vick Out? I watched Micheal Vick's press conference today with an open heart and open ears, but I didn't buy what Michael Vick was saying. If you don't know what I'm talking about, last night, the Philadelphia Eagles signed Mike Vick to a two year deal. Now we all know what I think about the situation, I believe Michael's punishment wasn't fitting.prison for it? Something can't be a mistake if you did it for years and ye...
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David... Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen!: Hands Off Our Cocks!
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David Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen! Friday, August 19, 2011. Hands Off Our Cocks! An Article I wrote for the wonderful HipsterJew.com, go check them out! Hands off our cocks! The foreskin has 5000 more nerve endings on it than an uncircumcised penis tip, making sex much more pleasurable. Yeah That’s what I need, to be quicker in bed. It’s genital mutilation! It’s genital indoctrination (I’m very proud of myself for this one.). God doesn’t make mistakes. That just makes me want to do it more!
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David... Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen!: Gay-to-Straight camps don't work! WHHHAAATTT?
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David Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen! Thursday, August 6, 2009. Gay-to-Straight camps don't work! The most shocking report of maybe ever came out today. A report so shocking that I cannot believe it's not getting the coverage it deserves.yes.today it was announced that after a several year study it turns out that gay-to-straight programs.DO NOT WORK! This is the biggest surprise since another study coming out about 3 months ago said that abstinence teaching didn't work! Are you kidding me? Also, th...
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David... Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen!: The Patriots Lost, Tom Brady's leg is jelly, so god won
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David Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen! Monday, September 22, 2008. The Patriots Lost, Tom Brady's leg is jelly, so god won. It's only week 3 of the football season and already I can see God's wonder and miracles playing into the National Football league schedule. Now, again, I know what you're all thinking.why would god bother wasting his time working on who wins football games.how trivial? But, you know what else is trivial? Bowling.and god invented that.so suck it. EEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAWWWWW...
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David... Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen!: The Saints Won, so God won
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David Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen! Monday, February 8, 2010. The Saints Won, so God won. The Saints win the Super Bowl! The Saints win the super bowl! 81 percent of America thought the Colts were going to win the game yesterday, but I was 100 percent sure the Saints were going to win because my bookie has been right 100 percent of the time throughout all eternity.of course I'm talking about god! Welcome back people to one of my most popular/reoccurring blogs! Kris Allen won so God won. What has ...
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David... Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen!: Lil' Obama Bow Wah/Update on Levi Johnston's Penis
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David Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen! Monday, November 16, 2009. Lil' Obama Bow Wah/Update on Levi Johnston's Penis. Ladies and gentleman I am angry. I am infuriated at our socialist, nazi sympathizer, arab, non-american president Mr. Barack Hussein Obama. Why am I angry at him? Well, me and my other "real american" friends are DISGUSTED that OUR president BOWED to the Japanese president! Think this is me spewing lies? And MSNBC is the liberal news network! Who does this guy think he is? I'm agree ...
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David... Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen!: The Celtics won, so God won.
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David Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen! Wednesday, June 18, 2008. The Celtics won, so God won. The celtics have won the NBA Finals! The Celtics have won the NBA Finals. 22 years in the making! All the Irish in Boston are gonna not only beat the shit out of their wives tonight, but in the drunken excitement give a couple smacks to their daughters! Well, it's simple.I know God.and God wanted the Celtics to win. Now, why did god want the celtics to win? 2 GOD HAD TO SEND A MESSAGE! 3 God doesn't like fo...
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David... Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen!: MIller Lite Punch Top Cans are SUPER DUPER GROSS!
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David Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen! Thursday, June 7, 2012. MIller Lite Punch Top Cans are SUPER DUPER GROSS! New article I wrote for HipsterJew.com about the Miller Lite Punch Top Cans! Click to read it! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Reread my most popular blogs. TOP 10 MOST IRONIC SONGS EVER. The Oscars. Keh? The Off-Color Theatre Company/ Fundraising letter. The giants won, so god won. PEOPLE WHO PRAY TO ME! MIller Lite Punch Top Cans are SUPER DUPER GROSS! Dvar Torah for Parshat Kedoshim.
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David... Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen!: Hello. Our name is humanity, and we are sex addicts
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David Live, Raw, Uncut, and on your Screen! Wednesday, March 24, 2010. Hello Our name is humanity, and we are sex addicts. Whenever I see a beautiful woman my brain thinks, "sex". Whenever I go to a party, "sex". Whenever I'm having sex, "sex." I can't help it! I'm completely dependant on sex! Wait Wait a second? You guys are all too? You mean, all you men need sex too? You women also like sex? It decides the way you talk to people? Maybe we are all hopeless! I've got a crazy idea! You might call me some...