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Skewed Views and Spilled Booze. Irish Spring and Coast. Those were probably my “favorites”. Other not-so-savory flavors were Tone, Jergens, and Surf powdered laundry detergent. Yep. My mother tried them all. I would sit smugly on the edge of the bathtub, hands tucked under my thighs, while soap slowly foamed and melted in my mouth. And all I could think…. August 27, 2013. Newer posts →. Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.
A slinky! A slinky! | Becks
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Skewed Views and Spilled Booze. October 14, 2013. I had been staring at the same posters of puppies and babies on the ceiling for nearly 40 minutes and was just about ready to put my clothes back on when he burst through the door. Hey Ms. Alexander, he said breathlessly. Sorry to keep you waiting. I assured him it was no biggie. Damn. Are these guys getting younger and younger or am I just getting older? Where are all the docs named Ernest, Harold, or Claude? What are you smiling so big about? When I rea...
Single’s Not for Sissies | Becks
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Skewed Views and Spilled Booze. Single’s Not for Sissies. October 29, 2013. The wheels of my Nissan Sentra crunched along the gravel driveway leading up to the farmhouse. This looks like a good spot. I unfastened my seatbelt and blindly patted the floorboard behind me. I know you’re back there somewhere. Come to Daddy. I’m cleaning this mess out tomorrow. Lies, lies, and more lies. I had technically RSVP’d with no guest. Looks like I lied again. The ceremony was brief but meaningful. The bride, an ol...
A warm glass house | Becks
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Skewed Views and Spilled Booze. A warm glass house. December 13, 2013. Dante Killebrew once told me my tennis shoes were buddies . I’m still not altogether sure what that means, just that I felt compelled to slowly draw my legs back under my vinyl green bus seat and cover one foot with the other. At least now they were only half as ugly. A 12-year-old girl allows herself to be corrected. The 34-year-old woman I am today, however, is a little less forgiving. Oh, really? Nice knowing you, Becky. I doubt th...
Walk it off | Becks
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Skewed Views and Spilled Booze. March 9, 2014. When things go south in a woman’s life (the loss of a job, a missed opportunity, a failed relationship), there is a wicked, gender-specific, compulsion to dissect the situation, analyze what went wrong, and then spin the final outcome into some digestible nugget which proclaims she’s a better person for having learned some life lesson. I mean.that’s what these experiences are for, right? Maybe it’s time for a new pair of shoes. March 9, 2014. Create a free w...
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North Dakota Equals Hookers and Blow!
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Scott Long's Comedy Fly-Over Country. September 13, 2013. September 13, 2013. North Dakota Equals Hookers and Blow! Bismarck Noon News will never be the same. What is the craziest week of standup I’ve done in a few years? Answer would be last week in North Dakota. This is how long it took for me to get to Williston. Double this and you know how many miles I put on my poor Sonata to do this trip. This is part of doing this job. Do not make jokes about the hotel/motel. The crowd was surprisingly good, as i...
It Takes Every Kind of People
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Scott Long's Comedy Fly-Over Country. September 23, 2013. September 24, 2013. It Takes Every Kind of People. The woman then followed up that her brother got drug tested as well. I asked what job he did. She responded with he was tested when applying to be a police officer. I asked if he got the job. She told me that he hadn’t yet. My next question was how long ago did this drug testing happen? My friend and new co-host, Dana. Who knew Robert Palmer was such visionary? September 23, 2013 at 10:59 am.
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Becky and Alex's Blog. How Becky and Alex Met. As Me and Becky have been planning our wedding, I’ve been posting rejected wedding ideas from the process on my facebook and twitter figured I’d get them all in one place. Also included other funny Becky/Alex Statuses. Ldquo; Rejected wedding idea from my mom: she walks me down the aisle and gives me away to Becky. Becky not amused”. Ldquo;KFC Fried Chicken Corsage”. Rdquo; Becky: So you’re fine with adopting a retired police dog? Ldquo; Fun fact: the one ti...
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beckyalexander.tv – ADVENTURE, AMBITION, ATTITUDE
ADVENTURE, AMBITION, ATTITUDE. Never be defined by your past. It was just a lesson, not a life sentence. (Author Unknown). Lay down what's good and find what's best. (The song "Breathe" by Jonny Diaz). Have the courage to be truly happy. (Pope Francis). The Gift Inside of Me. I invite you to share this children’s story I wrote with the little ones in your life. God placed a special gift on the inside of me. What must I do to stir it up for all the world to see? Or ask my Grammy what to do? God placed a s...
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Becks | Skewed Views and Spilled Booze
Skewed Views and Spilled Booze. When things go south in a woman’s life (the loss of a job, a missed opportunity, a failed relationship), there is a wicked, gender-specific, compulsion to dissect the situation, analyze what went wrong, and then spin the final outcome into some digestible nugget which proclaims she’s a better person for having learned some life lesson. I…. Continue reading →. A warm glass house. I stood on my tip toes and leaned towards the bathroom mirror. As I flattened my tongue and...
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October 5, 2014. Aren't new things supposed to make you excited? It's no secret I have some pretty severe anxiety issues at times, and right now is not an exception. This morning all of these emotions have been culminating in bad ways. I'm taking it out on my husband who isn't even here (he's at work), and I'm getting really down on myself. I'm working on pulling myself into a positive state of mind and I feel/hope writing this out will help me. September 17, 2014. W/ Gma and Gpa Slote. And on Sunday, I ...
Investigative Study
First Mix Using Primary Sources. February 22, 2014. The mixing methods were mainly utilised from Izhaki (2008) as this is the main source for mixing techniques, comprehension of areas within the mix that need an effect or processor or an element of improvement was aided by Moylan (2007) as this source discusses as great detail how to evaluate a mix and sound quality. The main criteria for judging the success of the first mix is through practitioner feedback which will highlight areas where improvement is...
Becky's Stuff
This is a blog about stuff. Whatever stuff I wanna write about. The stuff I like, the stuff I don't like. Monday, January 17, 2011. 4 King Of The Hill. 9 Without a Trace. 10 Brothers and Sisters. 13 Iron Chef America. 14 Ace of Cakes. Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.". A Friend is someone who understands your past, beleives in your future, and accepts you just the way you are". Sunday, January 16, 2011. Good Movies List #1. 28 Men In Black.
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