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also-rans: April 2009
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The life and times of a reasonable young adult. Wednesday, April 29, 2009. Me: Wavy, bordering on loose curls. I've grown a bit wild, and I know it. I need someone to rein me in, but I want to keep some of my trademark length and volume. Spring is here and I want to move in the wind. Will we be a perfect match? Will you make me flower anew in a style-Springtime all my own? Links to this post. Hair cuts arent the place to save money. I could not make her understand that my name is Kyle and not Carl. The o...
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also-rans: May 2009
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The life and times of a reasonable young adult. Friday, May 22, 2009. Doing the United States. This timeline is being recorded for consumption. Friday, May 15, 2009. Day 8,452 Alive. The trip is off to an intriguing start. In line to buy juice to equalize my hangover I see an alien. She was wearing a large brimmed hat and used an outdated lexicon, "by golly! Passed a hitch hiker. Did not pick him up, alas. He was a looker. Revelation: Music is meant to be experienced, live and on drugs. Day 8,455 Alive.
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also-rans: January 2010
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The life and times of a reasonable young adult. Monday, January 18, 2010. All Roads Lead to Pizza Factory. But I am wasteful with my time lord. Oh how I let things dangle. And as I sit naked on this leather chair in Weed California, most of the story has already passed by. It is late here, so the rest will wait. But I will tell you the end: All Roads Lead to Pizza Factory. Links to this post. Sunday, January 17, 2010. Go South Young Man. At the bottom of Oregon, I reach out to you. This is not the end.
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no dog: August 2011
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Saturday, August 20, 2011. Fuck the tooth fairy (unless you are eight, in which case I apologize). To be held against. Labels: Cercs for jerks. Rootbeer canal more like it. Wednesday, August 17, 2011. Forget it kid, it's China town. When we woke up in the airport, Brittney pointed at the cockroaches skittering around the floor. I remembered the, what I thought were, phantom skuttled along my toes in the night. I'd never slept over in an airport, so I figured that was a pretty good first time.
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no dog: Last legs
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Saturday, June 9, 2012. To be held against. Labels: downloading stewart lee. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Daegu, South Korea. Easily excited. Some would say overly. View my complete profile. Bang Bang: A blog of various Jams. Oh this old thing. Would you look at all the dust?
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no dog: April 2011
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Thursday, April 28, 2011. Midterms are next week, and I have asked my 9th grade classes to put themselves in my shoes and make exam questions they think they might see. Here is one of them. Guess what. I lost my meat. A - You mean we don't have any food? B - You mean we don't go school? C - You mean you have any meat? D - You mean you feel so good? E - You mean you don't have pet? Please solve and commit to memory. It will be on your final exam. To be held against. Wednesday, April 27, 2011. I take this ...
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no dog: April 2012
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Thursday, April 19, 2012. Don't see the Hangover 2. The hippies come equipped with beards much greater than mine. Long time followers will no doubt wince at my approach of this sore topic again. But why do theirs grow so proud and even and mine only find its legs under my chin, along my neck. Why Does the hair at my jawline radiate away from my face like rays from the sun? I will need to be granted strength to bring this beard all the way home to show you. To be held against. Friday, April 6, 2012. The d...
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no dog: March 2011
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011. Saturday I woke up and it was the day I was born, only twenty-five years later. That's not what struck me first though. What struck me first was the thud-thud-thud-and-so-on of construction. Brittney ran into the room like a kid who's just slammed the door in the face of the weird neighbors' angry dog that go out and chased them down the block. Ohmygodthere's a guy with a badmintonracket.". So it wasn't construction, it was an angry person. To be held against. Don't send your h...
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no dog: June 2011
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Monday, June 20, 2011. In case you ever wondered what really happense. Do you already see the exception coming? Let me fill you in then. Lately at school, there has been a discipline problem. And as these things work, on the way back from lunch my favourite Nice Man P.E. teacher begins to give me the lay of the land these days as he sees it. So the proffessional teacher with more than a decade's worth of experience asked me: how can we discipline students? Parents are having only one or two kids, where a...
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no dog: November 2011
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Wednesday, November 9, 2011. The boys have a new game. That is to say, the boys have taken an old game and their increasing lack of concience and put them together. I call it: Rock, Paper, Scissors, Idiot. Here are the rules. Rock, Paper, Scissors! I first learned about Rock, Paper, Scissors, Idiot when a boy was caught. wait. A week ago another group of boys played and the loser hit their Math teacher in the back of the head with a text book. Today there was a conference about that one.
