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The Abpocalypse is Nigh: December 2009
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Monday, December 21, 2009. The Not So Airtight Air Climber. To start things off, we must ask: what exactly is a “ Limited. Does this mean that the lifetime (either of the machine or you [or both? Is limited, and they can only warrant that limited life? We are not quite sure why they have a limited lifetime warrantee and why they would proudly announce that in their commercial. This acronym is by far the worst we have encountered to date. First of all, “apt” is actually a word, so that cou...Sorry about t...
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The Abpocalypse is Nigh: A Little Awesome: The Ab Lounge
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Sunday, October 25, 2009. A Little Awesome: The Ab Lounge. Tony Little can sell anything. Part of the reason we have delayed this post is just the mere fact that we think the Ab Lounge is pretty cool. Hey! It’s a lounge and. How cool is that? Well, we could always make fun of his hair. Something about 20 percent and steel—sounds true, at least.) Of course, we could deny the veracity of everything he does, but one must genuinely wonder: is everything. Our minds then switched to that inane talking head nex...
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The Writings of Omer: November 2009
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The Writings of Omer. Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Horace. Tuesday, November 03, 2009. When I was a child, playing with Lego cars and airplanes and helicopters I made, I ran into the problem of fueling the vehicle. My imagination did not want to stop the adventure I was having to gas up, but my logical brain would not allow me to unrealistically fly or drive indefinitely, ignoring the issue of gasoline altogether. How did I solve this dilemma? Labels: give me fire. Subscribe to: Comment Fee...
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The Writings of Omer: February 2010
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The Writings of Omer. Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Horace. Saturday, February 20, 2010. I'm almost done with that other exercise (my dream story), but in the meantime I present to you an exercise assigned by a friend in New Jersey. The limit was 500 words, and the theme was "empty glasses." In twenty minutes, this is what I came up with (strangely enough it is exactly 500 words):. What if it hadn’t held anything? The glass accused him. Tuesday, February 09, 2010. More Thoughts on Writing.
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The Writings of Omer: April 2009
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The Writings of Omer. Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Horace. Sunday, April 12, 2009. I should really edit my blog posts. Wednesday, April 01, 2009. It's April, Fool! I haven't played an April Fools trick since that one time in 8th grade. I was lucky enough to not get in trouble. I imagine that one episode of. Will be on tonight. I am just typing now to do something. To report on my life. A life I have abandoned and imagine that others have abandoned as well. Tyler Durden said in.
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The Writings of Omer: October 2009
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The Writings of Omer. Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Horace. Wednesday, October 14, 2009. Well, I could forget about it too, but that rarely happens. I am also going to be reading three books at the same time:. Where the Red Fern Grows. Where the Red Fern Grows. And I'm nearly done (about 260 pages remaining) with. But there will be least be some overlap between the books. I haven't read so many books at the same time since I was in school. The reason I'm reading. Where the Red Fern Grows.
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The Writings of Omer: January 2010
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The Writings of Omer. Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Horace. Monday, January 11, 2010. Subscribe to: Comment Feed (RSS). Reading, Writing, but Not Arithmetic. A Punctuation Lover's Lament. A FUGITIVE FROM GOD. Dull in a New Way. You Could Look It Up. The Hard Hang of Tom Hardy. Unemployed. No Unemployment. Proper Words in Proper Places. Zimmer at the Helm. The Abpocalypse is Nigh. Someone else thinks abs are funny. View my complete profile.
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The Writings of Omer: Sorry, Robert Gibbs.
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The Writings of Omer. Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Horace. Friday, June 04, 2010. Sorry, Robert Gibbs. 8220;Sometimes it feels like we walk and chew gum and juggle on a unicycle all at the same time. I get that.”. Either President Obama is sometimes doing the impossible, or using mixed metaphors does not preclude you from being the press secretary for the White House. (I'm thinking it's the latter.). I don't get that. Subscribe to: Comment Feed (RSS). Reading, Writing, but Not Arithmetic.
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The Writings of Omer: June 2009
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The Writings of Omer. Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Horace. Sunday, June 28, 2009. I Should Probably Write Something. Subscribe to: Comment Feed (RSS). Reading, Writing, but Not Arithmetic. Dull in a New Way. You Could Look It Up. Is no longer at this URL. The Abpocalypse is Nigh. Getting to the Finish Line Fast: The Abdoer. Proper Words in Proper Places. Zimmer at the Helm. The Hard Hang of Tom Hardy. I Should Probably Write Something. View my complete profile.