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Chicken Shits: July 2009
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You Just Stepped In Blog. Tuesday, July 28, 2009. Jack, Me, and Dupree. Note: This blog entry comes to us from the tail end of 2008. Nothing this cool has happened in the world since. So go ahead, Kremlin Joe—let fly with the nukes. Returning to Box, Jackless, Jeremy and I started making light of the situation. Whenever a new face would appear from the tip of the escalator, we’d both start jumping up and down, yelling in a hush, “Jack, Jack, Jack! It was him. It was Jack. Jack and the producer took the m...
Chicken Shits: You Get Job!
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You Just Stepped In Blog. Saturday, January 17, 2009. For whatever reason, I felt pretty good about myself after this slight victory, so I celebrated. On my drive back up Pico, I hit up a Ralphs and bought a half-gallon of chocolate milk and a bag of chicken. The celebration continued. Remember the greasy longhaired ponytail guy? He was pretty confident that he dropped a $100 dollar Go America! You did not just get this job. Inside sources tell me you've had it for some time. January 21, 2009 at 1:52 PM.
Chicken Shits: Sorry I’m Late. I Was Stuck In Traffic
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You Just Stepped In Blog. Tuesday, July 14, 2009. Sorry I’m Late. I Was Stuck In Traffic. I’ll keep this one short, and hopefully, you can fit this little nugget into your schedule. I also apologize for not getting a new entry out sooner. Hell, even Dallas has updated since I last posted. But I have my reasons:. Keep your eyes to the skies. This blog and the anniversary of my expedition out to California is coming up (one year already! So expect a retrospective entry some time in 2011.
Chicken Shits: November 2008
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You Just Stepped In Blog. Monday, November 17, 2008. It Hurts To Swallow. Through circumstances out of my control, I arrived in Burbank to meet with Ben later than expected. Then, Ben and I got lost on our way to the meeting place roughly three miles away from Ben’s apartment. Christy and Wayland were kind enough to not mind we showed up forty minutes late. Or if they did, they covered it up really well. After the celebrity dinner, it was back to the hostel, back to reality. Monday, November 10, 2008.
Chicken Shits: LIVEBLOG! "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" Trailer
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You Just Stepped In Blog. Tuesday, October 20, 2009. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" Trailer. HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR ALL AUDIENCES. BY THE MOTION PICTURE ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA. Hey, that’s me! You have created something no one could suspend disbelief about, Michael Bay. Well, not you personally—the screenwriters that wrote the script that you probably didn’t bother to read did that. Meteoroids* fly towards earth, quite possibly stock footage from "Armageddon." Michael Bay, you self-referential g...
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geneball: Reason No. 126 Why I Love Chicago
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Reason No. 126 Why I Love Chicago. Last Saturday I had the incredible misfortune of having to work. Due to a string of logistics unnecessarily convoluted for this particular post, the Timeless Brigitte dropped me off at work and I planned to take the grand Chicago Transit Authority bus and rail service back to my humble abode in the much more righteous part of town. I finished a too long day of work-on-the-weekend at about 5. Reported to the westbound 55 Garfield bus stop at 55th and Ellis. During this p...
geneball: Head Lights
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This entry contains two somewhat disjointed points followed by a technological plea. The first part is about how some people are crazies. The second is about modern technology. I will finally summarize with a brief plaintive note on the connection of the first two points. 1) When I got up the stairs to the station I had the pleasant experience of seeing the bus pulling away from the stop across the street. This made me pretty unhappy because, as discussed in a previous missive. I nonetheless believe it a...
Bullschmitz: November 2006
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Tuesday, November 28, 2006. Rome Is So Crowded It Took Me 3 Days To Pee On It. Preparing to go to Rome-. Nearly as much as you would think, and 2) I was just annoyed by two very different ethnicities in very short succession. Plus I already hate whitey. Where am I to fit in? I thought they ate grass and the weakest of their young) and we went to Les Miserables (in English, "the nino." .Remember when SNL was funny? After a brisk morning molestation from the security crew, we were off!
Bullschmitz: May 2007
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Wednesday, May 30, 2007. Pictured are the front and side of my left calf. I'll explain. I've tried everything, and the best part of life IS the ability to reference every Gob quote from 'Arrested Development! And take off that bow tie! You look like an asshole! Anyhoo, last week I went with my strikingly gorgeous girlfriend Jamie to her hometown of Spencer, Iowa, and during this time I tried two (2! Thing 1: I fired a gun! Gob: It's not like envy, or even hungry. Monday, May 21, 2007.
Bullschmitz: October 2006
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Wednesday, October 25, 2006. Four Quotes and a Discussion Point. Here's the world's greatest airbrushed painting, as promised. In case you forgot and are too lazy to scroll down (how are you even alive? It was found in a bar called the Grasshopper in Amsterdam. On with the rest of the post! 1 "The President cares about the poor- he made a lot of them." - Steven Colbert. Also, Hampton met Pauly Shore. How awesome is that? Not Really. Just Pictures. I found in an absolutely delicious Chi...
geneball: Ringo Sharpie
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A disaster is upon us. Ringo, The Ugly Beatle Who Now Takes Himself Exceedingly Seriously (see this. For his craptastic homage to his hometown, which he left but 'never let down,' according to whom we're not sure, but it certainly wasn't the town's fashion or beauty industry, as he's clearly let everyone down in that regard. Have you SEEN his nose? Will no longer be taking fan mail! You can see his announcement here. October 16, 2008. A few words of praise:. I loved your new hit song 'Liverpool 8' becaus...
Bullschmitz: October 2007
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Monday, October 29, 2007. Why I Hate LIfe. Some things will never change. Zelda games will always be good, and Radiohead albums will always be overrated. My brother will always immerse himself in grandiose jackassery, and my girlfriend will always butcher the bejesus out of song lyrics. Examples:. By adding some U2-esque "yeah yeah yeah! S to the end of it. Anyone who has been watching South Park knows what I'm talking about. Oh, and as for the first two- the new Zelda, "The Phantom Ho...
Bullschmitz: August 2007
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Thursday, August 16, 2007. A Very Short Blog and an Apology (Alternate Title: "My Gaze is an Incredible Laxative"). First, the apology- Sorry I haven't been back here for so long. Not that I expect anyone gives a rat's ass. During the semester, which begins on Monday (say it with me-. Next, the very short blog. He may be retarded. If you give him a paper towel, he'll entertain himself for forty minutes. He likes to stare me in the eyes when he poops. I got a new car! An excerpt from an...
Bullschmitz: MAGIC!! (Not the Card Game)
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No, YOU'RE A Jerk. Tuesday, January 27, 2009. Not the Card Game). As you may or may not know, I have possibly the most helpful brother in the entire world. For instance, I recently changed my phone number. My sweet, gentle brother took time out of his day to tell me that it was “the single gayest phone number” he had ever seen. Thanks, brother! You see, I might be dying. I have weird leprosy spots of dying skin littered over my (manly? Why don’t I see a doctor, you ask? But fret not, my dear four readers!
geneball: January 2010
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Just watched ringo being a dufus on last wednesday's daily show, and that made me want to post that ringo really is quite a dufus and comment that i'm so glad he signed my pixelated RINGO! Picture. how perfect. In further news, i wrote another sharpie today. waiting to figure out the photocopying situation in my new lab so i can make record of it, send it, and post it. however, THE SHARPIE MAN IS BACK. stay tuned. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Bits of Entertainment and Joy. Businessman's" World of Wonder.
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Chicken Shit New World. First Post in New Era: Post Trump Election. View my complete profile. Wednesday, January 25, 2017. First Post in New Era: Post Trump Election. I had stopped posting several years ago because Blogspot (now Blogger) changed their method of editing posts and I was too busy to figure it out. This is a test post to see how their many updates to the system work. Saturday, June 30, 2012. Global Warming: I doubt it, so should you. Monday, June 11, 2012. Saturday, June 9, 2012. The federal...
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You Just Stepped In Blog. Tuesday, October 20, 2009. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" Trailer. HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR ALL AUDIENCES. BY THE MOTION PICTURE ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA. Hey, that’s me! You have created something no one could suspend disbelief about, Michael Bay. Well, not you personally—the screenwriters that wrote the script that you probably didn’t bother to read did that. Meteoroids* fly towards earth, quite possibly stock footage from "Armageddon." Michael Bay, you self-referential g...
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A suburban mom attempts farming one egg at a time. August 27, 2013. It’s official. I don’t recognize myself. I used to be tan. Worry-free, and, in general, much more fun. Translation: not a chicken shit or shall I say for the purpose of this blog, a chickenshit Z. In my former life, when the warm weather hit, I skipped to the beach to fry with my trusty Coppertone-SPF 4 lotion in hand. I even went to college in Florida where there is, like, A LOT of sun. Crazy, right? Note the SPF 85. In an attempt to ki...
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October 1st, 2017. September 30th, 2017. For my sister who is getting married tomorrow. Their eyes met and all doubt was swept away. In a glad certainty. They belonged to each other;. And, no matter what life might hold for them,. It could never alter that. Their happiness was in. Each others keeping and both were unafraid. Annes House of Dreams. September 29th, 2017. Worrying about what might happen. Next is like carrying a heavy box in. Circles instead of waiting to pick it up. September 28th, 2017.
