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The Dog Pile: April 2006
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An independent film e-zine dedicated to publishing articles, essays, and reviews written about filmmakers who aren’t afraid to tell it like it is. Tuesday, April 25, 2006. People love a bargain. Everyone knows this. Wal-Mart has made billions utilizing this information about the American consumer. Maximize the goods while minimizing the price, and even if you are pushing stale bread, a good number of people will do some quick math and fill their carts with bread on the verge of being tossed. Recently, Mi...
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The Dog Pile: March 2006
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An independent film e-zine dedicated to publishing articles, essays, and reviews written about filmmakers who aren’t afraid to tell it like it is. Wednesday, March 29, 2006. Clowning About (Or, How I Beat Down A Slag At Wal-Mart For A Bargain). Unsullied by her nicotine-stained fingers. I focused on some Pauly Shore tripe, muttered a happy "Oooh! And muttered, "Bitch" as I walked away. Was my showdown worth it? Kevin Kangas wrote, directed and produced. Clowns is now out. Does it stack up to. At the risk...
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TREMENDO TIME: August 2009
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EL T on Facebook. EL T on El Twitter. EL T on YouTube. Friday, August 21, 2009. SWORD OF THE VALIANT (1984). 800S ARTIFACTS UNCOVERED BY MOVIE:. Forehead gems, gigantic poofy shirts; mink necker-chefs; Cliff's Notes epic poems; medieval salad bowl hats; chivalric mooching; and. Only Connery can make X-mas Wreath headgear look good. The Golem haircut was all the rage in the 800s. 8220;I knew I should’ve taken that Star Trek V. But it was all a ruse! GK quickly picks up his head and mocks young Gawain̵...
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TREMENDO TIME: October 2009
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EL T on Facebook. EL T on El Twitter. EL T on YouTube. Monday, October 5, 2009. DANCE OF THE DEAD (2008). ZOMBIE MOVIE SURVIAL TIP:. Better make friends with that loud gun-obsessed former Army assassin crazy-as-a-shithouse-rat high school P.E. Coach down the block. You know, just in case. Anyway, Dance of the Dead. Is harmless hilarious fun which beckons the days when you used fantasize about mowing down your classmates only so that they could reanimate so that you could mow them again. The Dead People v...
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TREMENDO TIME: HIDE AND GO SHRIEK (1988)
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EL T on Facebook. EL T on El Twitter. EL T on YouTube. Tuesday, October 15, 2013. HIDE AND GO SHRIEK (1988). Scott Kubay, Sean Kanan, Donna Baltron, Scott Fults, Ria Pavia, Bunky Jones, Brittain Frey, Judy Ramteize, and Mikey the Misleading MacGuffin. Summer, 1988. A masked killer stalks the streets in search of easy prey. Also, the latest G.I. Joes. And he wears that mask, like, everywhere! While the guys engage in gleeful homoerotic shenanigans. One day, our kids will call this bro-something! And soon ...
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TREMENDO TIME: February 2009
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EL T on Facebook. EL T on El Twitter. EL T on YouTube. Saturday, February 28, 2009. BONUS: BABY MAMA (2008). CHICK FLICK PARENTING TIP:. Home pregnancy testing should not involve peeing in the sink. Sung to the tune of Barry Manilow’s Mandy. By El Tremendo, guitar accompaniment by Film Geek Schu. I’ve been watching all my life. Boring TV dull as rice. Switching through the channels. Weeping on my flannel. Shirt into the night. Saturday was just another night. Comedy was nowhere in sight. And you are stil...
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To Obscurity and Beyond...: April 2010
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Thursday, April 29, 2010. Movie Review: Vermillion Eyes (1991). Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Movie Review: Vermillion Eyes (1991). So bad its good. Obscurity and Beyond on Youtube. Post Apocalypse.co.uk. The B-Movie Film Vault. Homepage of the Dead. View my complete profile. There was an error in this gadget. Other material reproduced in accordance with Fair Use and Fair Dealing legislation solely for the purposes of criticism, review, and/or reporting.
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To Obscurity and Beyond...: November 2009
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009. Video Review: Contamination (1980). Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Video Review: Contamination (1980). So bad its good. Obscurity and Beyond on Youtube. Post Apocalypse.co.uk. The B-Movie Film Vault. Homepage of the Dead. View my complete profile. There was an error in this gadget. Other material reproduced in accordance with Fair Use and Fair Dealing legislation solely for the purposes of criticism, review, and/or reporting.
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TREMENDO TIME: June 2009
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EL T on Facebook. EL T on El Twitter. EL T on YouTube. Tuesday, June 30, 2009. PIÑATA: SURVIVAL ISLAND (2002). WHAT THE MONSTER TAUGHT ME:. Typically, piñatas are meant to be filled with candy and not the tormented souls of the damned. The Lost Tribe of Manboobs, Xander the Loxer, My Name is Jaime and I’m a D-Celebrity - Get me the hell out of this movie! It’s Cinco de Mayo and you know what that means: time for marine biologists to paaarrrrtaaayyyy! And she doesn’t even take her top off? Richard Carlson...
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