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William Jamison The Turd | citizenjoe
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They never told me it would be like this. Things that happen to me. William Jamison The Turd. The year is 1939. A young boy follows his mother into a Doctor’s Surgery. She is carrying a small tin, the lid painstakingly illustrated with bottles of wine. The boy swallows and looks around his mother, stealing a glimpse of the Doctor who is happily chugging away at a cigar while he lounges forward in his leather upholstered leather chair, finalising notes from his previous patient. His eyes address the Bottl...
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They never told me it would be like this. Things that happen to me. The law of spatial proximity in Lifts. Try this when you next get into a lift with one other person. As you get in, make sure you stand as close as possible to the other person. What you’ll feel is extreme discomfit. The other person will definitely look at you in a strange way and actively search out the point of most distance from you. This phenomenon is what I call the Law of Spatial Proximity in Lifts . 1 October, 2009. You can almos...
My father’s lollies | citizenjoe
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They never told me it would be like this. Things that happen to me. My father’s lollies. My Father was a great gardener. He could make vegetables sprout from the most unaccommodating soil. The aroma of fertiliser (just a nice name for chicken or horse shit) permeates the memories of my youth, as does the bounty of the garden tended by the old man. I am standing over the toilet and pissing on one boiled lolly after another. They’re just ordinary boiled lollies. Come in bags of fifty. Wrapped i...I love th...
A pocket pebble | citizenjoe
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They never told me it would be like this. Things that happen to me. I have a small, bronze coloured stone. It’s really a pebble, and it is the size and shape of a thimble that I have kept in my pocket for years. I can’t remember when I first found it and vowed to keep it. I once lost it for a couple of years and then found it again in the pocket of a well worn corduroy jacket I had misplaced for a while. First appeared on medium. 26 Oct, 2014. 2 November, 2014. Flash in the pan. Leave a Reply Cancel reply.
Flash in the pan | citizenjoe
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They never told me it would be like this. Things that happen to me. Flash in the pan. The Doctor asked me to sit down and pull up the leg of my knee. I knew this was going to happen, yet I still wore those pants to the appointment. They were tighter around the legs than I would have liked for this situation which I quickly found out as I started to pull them up. He looked over his desk and noticed. I think you may have to pull them down , he said. Oh, yes, of course. I said apologetically. I stood up and...
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Childhood Stories | citizenjoe
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Things that happen to me. I open my eyes. Under the brick – short story. A funny thing happened. My father’s lollies. All Posts Under Childhood. My father’s lollies. 28 December, 2014. 29 January, 2015. 1 My Father was a great gardener. He could make vegetables sprout from the most unaccommodating soil. The aroma of fertiliser (just a nice name…. I should give them a call. 1 March, 2010. Some things are important. Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window). A nice place to be. 8 December, 2009.
Someone in the room - A short story | citizenjoe
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Things that happen to me. I open my eyes. Under the brick – short story. A funny thing happened. My father’s lollies. Someone in the room – A short story. 21 August, 2010. 31 January, 2015. She hears her child’s call through the darkness, from a far off place as if in a dream. It’s really just from the bedroom across the corridor, through a layer of night and sleep. The beam of her bedside clock says 1.45am. How do these visions develop in a three-year-old’s mind? He is calmer now. The sobbing reside...
My father's lollies | citizenjoe
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Things that happen to me. I open my eyes. Under the brick – short story. A funny thing happened. My father’s lollies. My father’s lollies. 28 December, 2014. 29 January, 2015. My Father was a great gardener. He could make vegetables sprout from the most unaccommodating soil. The aroma of fertiliser (just a nice name for chicken or horse shit) permeates the memories of my youth, as does the bounty of the garden tended by the old man. I am standing over the toilet and pissing on one boiled lolly after anot...
The man before the revolution | citizenjoe
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Things that happen to me. I open my eyes. Under the brick – short story. A funny thing happened. My father’s lollies. The man before the revolution. 16 November, 2014. Everyone was waiting for the revolution. They had all heard about others and the tremendous benefits a revolution would bring. They felt there was a great need for the population to rise as one and assuage war against the oppressors. The governing sovereign of their country was one called Evan. He was a great juggler and I mean this in...
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Things that happen to me. I open my eyes. Under the brick – short story. A funny thing happened. My father’s lollies. Many years ago I was riding my bike along a country lane when some men kidnapped me and held me hostage. They asked my parents for a large ransom. But we were a very poor family and although my mother cried on the phone and begged them to let me go, they refused. The lesson is that stories can provide nourishment, light and enrichment for the darkest souls. They can lift the mundane a...
A funny thing happened | citizenjoe
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Things that happen to me. I open my eyes. Under the brick – short story. A funny thing happened. My father’s lollies. A funny thing happened. 8 February, 2015. I don’t know, she said to the young male shop assistant who was offering to supersize her drink. I don’t really want twice as much. I don’t think I would be able to drink that much. His face beamed, he had tried this line on a million girls, but it had never worked before. Wow, this was Jennifer McKay. He had often dreamed about her. He reaches th...
Monkey wife | citizenjoe
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Things that happen to me. I open my eyes. Under the brick – short story. A funny thing happened. My father’s lollies. 1 February, 2015. 1 February, 2015. I am a man who likes order and routine and I keep to one every day. I arise at 6.00am, toilet, have two large glasses of water, drag the dog around the block for 56 minutes, shower and catch the bus into the city to my place of work. But I look like I am having a seizure I had complained. Anyway, that’s where I work.’. I can hear Bert’s awkward lumberin...
A pocket pebble | citizenjoe
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Things that happen to me. I open my eyes. Under the brick – short story. A funny thing happened. My father’s lollies. 2 November, 2014. 29 January, 2015. I have a small, bronze coloured stone. It’s really a pebble, and it is the size and shape of a thimble that I have kept in my pocket for years. I can’t remember when I first found it and vowed to keep it. I once lost it for a couple of years and then found it again in the pocket of a well worn corduroy jacket I had misplaced for a while. 26 Oct, 2014.
I am the invisible man | citizenjoe
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Things that happen to me. I open my eyes. Under the brick – short story. A funny thing happened. My father’s lollies. I am the invisible man. 2 November, 2014. 29 January, 2015. I am the invisible man. I have been invisible all my life. I walk past cars and they don’t notice me. Tall buildings that stand regally in the sun, don’t even blink when I walk through their revolving doors. I am the invisible man. Nemesis to the vain, a burden to none.
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Hear It Here 1st. SOLUTION: Reward Companies Actually Creating Jobs…In America. February 26, 2015. Read More ». If tax breaks are meant to create jobs then why aren’t corporate tax rates determined on how many jobs a company actually creates…in America? Why does the company that creates jobs in America pay the same tax rate as the company that relocates jobs outside of America? It is time each corporation’s tax […]. US Cash Cow: Why Corporations Are Hiring Everywhere Except in America. October 24, 2014.
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This Week on Capitol Hill. The Week of July 13. The floors of Capitol Hill are busy with spending matters this week. While the House churns through two more of its twelve spending bills for fiscal year 2010 - a $33b Energy and Water bill and $24b for Financial Services - senators will wade into lengthy debate over the $690b defense authorization bill, HR 1390. Business and the economy. A lot has happened since the Obama team came to Washington in January. The challenges that looked big during the cam...
citizenjoe | They never told me it would be like this
They never told me it would be like this. Things that happen to me. My father’s lollies. My Father was a great gardener. He could make vegetables sprout from the most unaccommodating soil. The aroma of fertiliser (just a nice name for chicken or horse shit) permeates the memories of my youth, as does the bounty of the garden tended by the old man. I am standing over the toilet and pissing on one boiled lolly after another. They’re just ordinary boiled lollies. Come in bags of fifty. Wrapped i...I love th...
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citizenjoel | A great WordPress.com site
A great WordPress.com site. Agost 11, 2015. Aquest film de Christopher McQuarrie és una continuació de la saga. I amb una banda sonora excepcional. A més a més, tota la pel lícula acaba sent una gran reflexió sobre el paper dels serveis secrets ( i les clavegueres dels estats, tot allò opac que envolta la seguretat d’un país) i si aquests acaben sent formats per mercenaris o per gent amb ideals. Continua llegint →. Posted in Les meves crítiques. Juliol 26, 2015. Continua llegint →. Juliol 15, 2015. Isaki...
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Old Town Pub in Pasadena. Citizen Joe was founded by Kurtiss Lystne in 1992. His music and song writing was crafted with the inspiration of acoustic guitar, piano, and the mandolin. Over the past 23 years the CJ band has shared the stage with Country legends Hal Ketchum, Black Hawk, Canadian Rockers Lover Boy, Southern Rockers Marshall Tucker, The Outlaws, British pop rocker Eric Burden and the Animals, Pop Rock legend John Waite (of the Baby's), and The Tubes, just to name a few. Citizen Joe "Copperhead...
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Just another WordPress.com site. Climate change: the kale smoothie of TV. November 30, 2016. This piece is based upon the attached report written by Joe on Climate Change and Television, published on December 1st 2016 by the International Broadcasting Trust and funded by the JJ Charitable Foundation. Climate change has a reputation for being the kale smoothie of the television schedules: unappealing but also a somehow fashionable and even essential element of the diet. Disguise it in a fancy glass? The P...
