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Sunday, August 16, 2009. I Don't Think My Mother is Stupid. I don't think my mother is stupid. Then this afternoon when she asked me why I wasn't having dinner at my sister's house (which is none of her business, by the way), and I told her because we were going to the movie on the beach, she said "I thought that was last night." Well if it was, we missed it. She treats me like I'm an idiot becasue didn't I know the movie was last night? But I never said it was last night. She just heard it that way.

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Sunday, August 16, 2009. I Don't Think My Mother is Stupid. I don't think my mother is stupid. Then this afternoon when she asked me why I wasn't having dinner at my sister's house (which is none of her business, by the way), and I told her because we were going to the movie on the beach, she said "I thought that was last night." Well if it was, we missed it. She treats me like I'm an idiot becasue didn't I know the movie was last night? But I never said it was last night. She just heard it that way.

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Constance The Green: June 2009

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Saturday, June 13, 2009. I Take the Bait. You would make a great Oriental.". I gulp, pausing with the paper towel I have been using to clean the top of the kitchen island. Where did that come from? Dare I ask for clarification? Is it possible it's a compliment? My brain is spinning. How can I extricate myself? I am obviously in the middle of something, I can't just walk out. I consider blurting out " Gotta go, Christmas tree's on fire. What do you mean, I would make a good Oriental? She was always cleani...

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Saturday, June 13, 2009. I Take the Bait. You would make a great Oriental.". I gulp, pausing with the paper towel I have been using to clean the top of the kitchen island. Where did that come from? Dare I ask for clarification? Is it possible it's a compliment? My brain is spinning. How can I extricate myself? I am obviously in the middle of something, I can't just walk out. I consider blurting out " Gotta go, Christmas tree's on fire. What do you mean, I would make a good Oriental? She was always cleani...

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Constance The Green: April 2008

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Sunday, April 6, 2008. Tell Me About Your Mother. If you've ever seen the sit-com. You have an idea what my family is like. My mother is Doris on that show. Everybody knows this. (Well, a cross between Doris and Mrs. Costanza on. The funny thing is, when she saw an episode of. My mother commented on how she did not like it, and the mother character is annoying and mean. My sister and I could barely get out of the room fast enough to burst into tears of laughter at that! This is my Family:. I've been want...

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Constance The Green: August 2009

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Sunday, August 16, 2009. I Don't Think My Mother is Stupid. I don't think my mother is stupid. Then this afternoon when she asked me why I wasn't having dinner at my sister's house (which is none of her business, by the way), and I told her because we were going to the movie on the beach, she said "I thought that was last night." Well if it was, we missed it. She treats me like I'm an idiot becasue didn't I know the movie was last night? But I never said it was last night. She just heard it that way.

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Sunday, August 16, 2009. I Don't Think My Mother is Stupid. I don't think my mother is stupid. Then this afternoon when she asked me why I wasn't having dinner at my sister's house (which is none of her business, by the way), and I told her because we were going to the movie on the beach, she said "I thought that was last night." Well if it was, we missed it. She treats me like I'm an idiot becasue didn't I know the movie was last night? But I never said it was last night. She just heard it that way.

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