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Constance the Gazillionth
Saturday, December 27, 2008. Here I am, nearing 34 and realizing that I passed my sexual prime with NO PARTNER. Don't ask how I did it, I just did. And I'm pretty damn bitter about it. Sometimes I wonder if this is it, if I am destined to the life as a spinster after my sucky and failed attempts at marriage; and then I look at my fucking frumpy body and my opinion is sealed. That's it. Nobody wants me, 'nor will they ever want me, because even if I lose the weight, the extra skin will tell my tale. Sara'...
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Constance The Green
Sunday, August 16, 2009. I Don't Think My Mother is Stupid. I don't think my mother is stupid. Then this afternoon when she asked me why I wasn't having dinner at my sister's house (which is none of her business, by the way), and I told her because we were going to the movie on the beach, she said "I thought that was last night." Well if it was, we missed it. She treats me like I'm an idiot becasue didn't I know the movie was last night? But I never said it was last night. She just heard it that way.
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Constance the Hundred and First
Constance the Hundred and First. Saturday, April 10, 2010. Well, it seems that invite-only blogs do not show new posts in readers. Which means that one must continually check back for new posts. Which kind of sucks. So I am letting those who are invited to the invite-only blog know that there is a new post, and I'm going to look into some sort of notification method, if one exists (maybe an auto-email to the invited email addresses? Thursday, April 8, 2010. So yeah, I really have no idea for a title here.
constancethelush.blogspot.com
Constance the Giant Lush
Constance the Giant Lush. Pretty much just how it sounds. Tuesday, November 23, 2010. So I woke up the morning after my BRILLIANT AND SO HELPFUL day of drinking, and considered my options, completely clueless about whether I would have the willingness to admit my relapse and keep on with the program. Constance the Giant Lush. Thursday, November 18, 2010. Does a tree fall? Does a drunk drink if no one knows it? What if the damn ONE TIME you fell off the wagon, this guy realized it? Constance the Giant Lush.
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Constance The Nanny
Wednesday, February 4, 2009. Back From the Dead. Oops, I was wrong. It's been since OCTOBER. Here I was thinking it had only been three months since I posted. Well, here is where we are: Lying liar who lies-ville. Population, one almost 4 year old. Everything was going so well. Meanwhile, Phillip is chomping down on his krispy treat and happily acknowledging nap time steadily approaching. Finishes eating, gets carried upstairs, says goodnight. Bliss. I'm on my fourth krispy treat. I kept saying he's done...
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Constancetheninetyninth
Saturday, July 5, 2008. Have you ever thought of sex as just part of what you do for your husband/man partner? It doesn't take too long and makes him happy. The trick is getting him to know when you are really "in" to it so he slows down a bit - and when he can just do his thing and doesn't have to wait for you. Aren't guys happy and every bit satisfied with a quickie? They need to know that quickies are OK with you. Saturday, February 2, 2008. Any tips or thoughts? Friday, January 25, 2008.
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ConstanceTheNinth
Wednesday, September 5, 2012. Tonight I made up a new song, while I cleaned the toy room for the one millionth time. It's for my husband and it goes like this:. You think you're mad at me, but I am mad at you. You think you're mad at me, but I am mad at you. You think you're mad at me, (you think you're mad at me). But you are wrong, you stupid motherfucker! It's kind of Old Lady Taylor Swift. Monday, June 25, 2012. In short - WORST. JOB. EVER. Wednesday, May 16, 2012. Things that are Annoying Me. I read...
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Moi, mes amis, mon fils, ma famille. 19/06/2009 at 5:56 AM. 28/08/2009 at 2:57 AM. Subscribe to my blog! MOi et Mn LouLou. Moi et Mon Fils ke j'Aime tant. C'est le Soleil de ma vie et ma raison. Je t'aime mon fils. Don't forget that insults, racism, etc. are forbidden by Skyrock's 'General Terms of Use' and that you can be identified by your IP address (66.160.134.14) if someone makes a complaint. Please enter the sequence of characters in the field below. Posted on Friday, 28 August 2009 at 2:58 AM.
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Mot de passe :. J'ai oublié mon mot de passe. Ma vie, mon fils et mon homme. Mise à jour :. Sayer mn doudou march et il court . Je. Sayer mn doudou march et il court . Je. Abonne-toi à mon blog! Sayer mn doudou march et il court . Je laime telmen il es tou pour moi jtaim plu k tou o monde mon fils . Telmen fier de lui jsui une maman combler d' bonheur Grace a mon fils êt a mn homme. Ou poster avec :. Posté le mardi 30 mars 2010 15:31. Ou poster avec :. Posté le mardi 30 mars 2010 15:29. N'oublie pas que ...
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Constance The One Hundred And Second
Constance The One Hundred And Second. Woo, I get to have a blog in secret! No-one knows who I am. Wednesday, 30 July 2008. Sometimes dreams make me feel weird and uncomfortable all day. I had a strange dream last night. Some of you may wish to leave now, I know I hate hearing about other people's dreams :). Does the dream mean I secretly fancy him but I'm suppressing it? This is such a teenage angst fest, I'm not normally like this! Thursday, 24 July 2008. Wednesday, 23 July 2008. And lots of things.
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constancetheonehundredth
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