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this blog is eggsalady: June 2008
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Thursday, June 26, 2008. I'll Be Over in Ten Minutes, Wolf. Well hello, old friend. I feel like it's been ages. Do you have a second? I was just kidding! And then you'd talk about how freaking awesome. The Mental Misadventures of Ed Grimley. Well, those times were pretty much awesome. They were pretty freaking eggsalady. That's just how I feel. This blog is eggsalady. Felt back in the day. There were days when I. You know what I love to do? Write you a limerick or three. Haikus? Little Treasury of Snatch.
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The Medium Bus: July 2008
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Thursday, July 31, 2008. If only a test existed that could tell me if I'm a huge pussy. Oh wait! I saw this personality quiz. Over at Amelia's blog. That's not her real name, but I think it should be.) I figured I'd go ahead and confirm what we all know. I scored a 17 out of 100 (it's like the SATs. All over again.). This is pretty much what I figured would happen. I'm type B all the way. Type B makes me sound like kind of a poon. But it could also mean that I'm a sensitive lover.ladies. *wink*. I was at...
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The Medium Bus: Sorry, Jimmy
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Saturday, March 14, 2009. ILY, Jimmy.ILY. I guess i never noticed before, but jimmy looks like a 1980's night club owner who may or may not be dabbling in cocaine trafficking. March 14, 2009 at 7:34 PM. March 15, 2009 at 8:24 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. My works are like water. The works of the great masters are like wine. But everyone drinks water. From Mark Twain's Notebook, 1885. Desperate Common Law Wives. Try To Keep Up. Writing Quiets The Voices In My Head.
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The Medium Bus: July 2009
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Thursday, July 30, 2009. Hey there, blog friends! Wow, it's been awhile since I've been here. I guess it's time I dust off the ol' e-pen. It appears I've finally. Convinced a girl to go on a date with me. An actual girl this time and not like that one I made out of cans. Ah, Candice. I miss your aluminumy glow. We were having a great time until that homeless man stole you away and sold you for $1.37. Sigh.what could have been. So we're going out this Saturday. I'm going to cook dinner (more on that i...
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The Medium Bus: September 2008
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Friday, September 26, 2008. If I'm ever famous. And they ask me to be on "Dancing With the Stars," I'm going to have to choose a partner besides Julianne Hough. It would be fairly difficult for either of us to dance with my gigantic, perma-boner. Sunday, September 21, 2008. And this little piggy didn't say shit 'cause it was a warning sign of peripheral vascular disease. On Sunday, I was admiring my stunning Wilford Brimley. I did a quick google. It might be diabetes," he replied. Search of diabetes and ...
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The Medium Bus: March 2009
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Friday, March 27, 2009. So awkward am I. So things didn't go quite as planned with the remodel girl. In fact, they went pretty badly. After the initial, "no thanks, I have a boyfriend," debacle, I waited a few days and then decided (with help) that I wasn't taking no for an answer. Well, unless it was "no" twice. Guess what! It was "no" twice! What I perceived to be adorably persistent on my part actually turned out to be "why can't this stupid fuck understand that I have a boyfriend? All was well and go...
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The Medium Bus: So awkward am I
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Friday, March 27, 2009. So awkward am I. So things didn't go quite as planned with the remodel girl. In fact, they went pretty badly. After the initial, "no thanks, I have a boyfriend," debacle, I waited a few days and then decided (with help) that I wasn't taking no for an answer. Well, unless it was "no" twice. Guess what! It was "no" twice! What I perceived to be adorably persistent on my part actually turned out to be "why can't this stupid fuck understand that I have a boyfriend? All was well and go...
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The Medium Bus: February 2009
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Thursday, February 26, 2009. You have no idea how hard I've been trying to write something funny. It's just not happening. I don't know what's wrong with me besides the usual self-loathing. That's never stopped my writing before, though. I hope everybody is doing well and that you haven't abandoned me yet. In the meantime, watch this Seether video. It's a good song and the video is pretty cool. Saturday, February 14, 2009. How amazing am I? Wednesday, February 4, 2009. It's fun to pretend.). Subscribe to...
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The Medium Bus: March 2010
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Friday, March 12, 2010. So go there and prepare to be mildly entertained for a minute or so at a time. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. My works are like water. The works of the great masters are like wine. But everyone drinks water. From Mark Twain's Notebook, 1885. Desperate Common Law Wives. Try To Keep Up. Writing Quiets The Voices In My Head.
