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One Messy Lady: March 2010
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I guess hindsight is not 20/20. Ok. That's a bad pun, but it fits with the picture AND the situation that my best friend, Mother of the Cool Niece (henceforth to be known as MOCN) called me about on her lunch hour today. I need to give you background, first. About four years ago, while MOCN was still living across the courtyard from me, she was raving about her cleaning lady. " A goddess", she said, "and she doesn't charge the earth, either! All this and she adored the cats, too! So We come to today....
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You're Tarquin Out Your Ass: December 2010
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Tuesday, 7 December 2010. New Deadliest Warrior # 3 : Thai Hooker vs Italian Sailor. For those brought up since early childhood on the wholesome goodness of asian porn, it's difficult to believe that anything oriental could have its darker side, but the truth is, is that if you let your guard down for but a moment, the humble Thai hooker will fuck you up worse than an undead Bruce Lee. Close Range : Ball squeeze. Mid-Range : Whip. Close Range : Ass pinch. Italain sailor prov...
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You're Tarquin Out Your Ass: Better Dead than Redshirt
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Monday, 6 September 2010. Better Dead than Redshirt. Posted by Tarquin Machismo. 6 September 2010 at 18:03. I always did think the wrap shirt was his sexiest look. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Love Poem for Grace. Better Dead than Redshirt. Astrological Horoscope for GOoPers. If you don't mind talking about me, then i don't mind you talking. I put the "ass" in "badass". View my complete profile.
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One Messy Lady: May 2010
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Things I plan on doing that are "bad" for me. A Messy Poll! I keep hearing about all of the things in life that are going to kill us, and I'm really starting to wonder just how seriously to take them. Of course, whenever I say things like this, someone gets all indignant and tells me how horrible I am that I would do such things and how dare I even consider it. What am I going to do then? Dessert. I'm going to eat desserts. In all their sugary glory. That's what gyms are for, right? It IS milk gone bad!
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SHADDAP!: Grow The F%@k Up!
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Grow The F%@k Up! I can't cover every single holiday. Happy December! I just don't care. I'll take it a day at a time, and every day spent not shovelling snow is a good one as far as I'm concerned. However, we soldier on. The tree has changed, the venue changes regularly and the world continues to rotate. We must be doing something right, because it's all fun. Too bad this week's writers to Prudie are all a bunch of assholes (see my last column for an explanation of that term). What do you want? Do you e...
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From A Submariner's Perspective
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From A Submariner's Perspective. From a Submariner's Perspective. Is a weekly column, written in response to the letters sent in to advice columnist "Prudie" at Slate.com. Each week, The Submariner responds to the letter writers in a way that Slate.com author, Emily Yoffe, probably can't (but perhaps would like to.). Each entry is headed with a link to the orginal questions and Yoffe's answers. Enjoy! Once the answers are published, I'll drop you a note letting you know. Thursday, December 22, 2011.
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SmagBoy's Dock: February 2011
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A repository for whatever's on the mind of The Smag. SmagBoy's Mission Log, Sea Date: Late October, 2009. Hey all. The purpose of this section is to serve as a central hub for any regular blogs I undertake, but also for me to show you a little bit of the real me, not "The Submariner" me. I'm not really. If you don't care for learning about the really-real SmagBoy and just want "The Submariner", no worries! He can always be reached here: smagboy1@gmail.com. Saturday, February 19, 2011. BACK TO "THE FLY".
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You're Tarquin Out Your Ass: New Deadliest Warrior # 3 : Thai Hooker vs Italian Sailor
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Tuesday, 7 December 2010. New Deadliest Warrior # 3 : Thai Hooker vs Italian Sailor. For those brought up since early childhood on the wholesome goodness of asian porn, it's difficult to believe that anything oriental could have its darker side, but the truth is, is that if you let your guard down for but a moment, the humble Thai hooker will fuck you up worse than an undead Bruce Lee. Close Range : Ball squeeze. Mid-Range : Whip. Close Range : Ass pinch. Italain sailor prov...
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You're Tarquin Out Your Ass: November 2010
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Sunday, 28 November 2010. My friends, it gives me great pleasure to announce my forthcoming engagement to Lydia, a very special lady i met whilst journeying by the areoplane across the United States of the Americas. Lydia is a transportation security specialist who enjoys her work and to say she opened my eyes about certain aspects of her job would be a severe understatement - my eyes were literally. Sometimes we find love in the strangest places. Posted by Tarquin Machismo. Links to this post.