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SHADDAP!: Grow The F%@k Up!
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Grow The F%@k Up! I can't cover every single holiday. Happy December! I just don't care. I'll take it a day at a time, and every day spent not shovelling snow is a good one as far as I'm concerned. However, we soldier on. The tree has changed, the venue changes regularly and the world continues to rotate. We must be doing something right, because it's all fun. Too bad this week's writers to Prudie are all a bunch of assholes (see my last column for an explanation of that term). What do you want? Do you e...
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From A Submariner's Perspective
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From A Submariner's Perspective. From a Submariner's Perspective. Is a weekly column, written in response to the letters sent in to advice columnist "Prudie" at Slate.com. Each week, The Submariner responds to the letter writers in a way that Slate.com author, Emily Yoffe, probably can't (but perhaps would like to.). Each entry is headed with a link to the orginal questions and Yoffe's answers. Enjoy! Once the answers are published, I'll drop you a note letting you know. Thursday, December 22, 2011.
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SmagBoy's Dock: February 2011
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A repository for whatever's on the mind of The Smag. SmagBoy's Mission Log, Sea Date: Late October, 2009. Hey all. The purpose of this section is to serve as a central hub for any regular blogs I undertake, but also for me to show you a little bit of the real me, not "The Submariner" me. I'm not really. If you don't care for learning about the really-real SmagBoy and just want "The Submariner", no worries! He can always be reached here: smagboy1@gmail.com. Saturday, February 19, 2011. BACK TO "THE FLY".
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SHADDAP!: July 2011
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Cry Me A River Edition. She knows she's adorable and that humans are suckers who will give her treats and belly rubs whenever she asks. She also knows she's the boss of the house. When asked what she actually DOES and if someone suggests that she should catch some vermin and earn her keep, her answer is, "What? My job is done.". Sigh Looks like a nice life, doesn't it? Too bad humans have to go hunting for trouble, isn't it? Is his old cell phone number still on your speed dial, seven years later? You ha...
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SHADDAP!: October 2010
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Your "Dumb" is Hurting My Ears! I have to say, this entire week has put me into exactly the right mood to deliver well-deserved SHADDAPs! To the letter writers this week. Monday and Tuesday I had jury duty - a guy who was in a fairly serious fender-bender with a city vehicle decided TWO YEARS LATER that he needs major bucks for pain and suffering, even though he admits nothing ever hurt that badly and he was fine within weeks after the accident. He lost. . So were off. The original letters are here.
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SHADDAP!: September 2010
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Sucks to be You! It's 90 degrees here in the City of Wind today, which is very, very odd. It's just not supposed to be this hot at this time of year. I'll take it, though. This is one of those days I'll be grateful for in February, when I'm all cranky about the cold, right? Everyone at Dear Prudie. Is feeling very sorry for themselves this week, so I've had to change the name of the entry. I have never seen such a bunch of self-pitying whiners! But that's NOT your current problem, is it? Sucks to be you.
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SHADDAP!: August 2010
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Justshaddap.please.you're killing me, here! Then, and as an extra special bonus JUST FOR YOU. I have a dilemma of my own and YOU can tell me what to do. Even if it's SHADDAP! 1 You accused someone of cornering you in a bathroom when you were six years old, so you could avoid going to your father's house for a weekend of drunken abuse. Now that you're an adult, you feel guilty. I suspect this has more to do with your feelings about your father than anything else. You didn't say COULD, you said WOULD. ...