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an ugly blog: Everything Went Numb
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Words by eric limer. Sunday, January 19, 2014. The wool made his cheeks itch, and he could think of nothing else as he brought his pistol to bear on the cowering blonde behind the counter. 8220;Please, I just… we can’t. But I will. If you just… I’m sorry, I just can’t- I’m sorry.”. 8220;I’m sorry too,” he uttered under his breath, the edges of his words muffled by the hastily applied ski mask, the bottom of its mouthhole riding up against his lips. “I’m sorry.”. THIS IS A REFERENCE TO A THING. GET IT?
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an ugly blog: Cthulhu for President
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Words by eric limer. Tuesday, October 16, 2012. Phnglui mglw nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah nagl fhtagn. Phnglui mglw nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah nagl fhtagn! Phnglui mglw nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah nagl fhtagn! Phnglui mglw nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah nagl fhtagn! Phnglui mglw nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah nagl fhtagn! Posted by Eric Limer. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Drowning In Horse Meat.
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an ugly blog: November 2013
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Words by eric limer. Sunday, November 24, 2013. He'd never been one to think frequently of morality, and it was only now- in the throes of a blissfully crude pseudo-sexual awakening- that the thought struck him full force: "This isn't my sandwich, it wouldn't be right." And he surrendered to the shred of decency that still resided deep within the single corner of his mind that persisted in its decorum. No, it wasn't his sandwich; it wouldn't be right to fuck it. Posted by Eric Limer.
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an ugly blog: Drowning In Horse Meat
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Words by eric limer. Saturday, October 6, 2012. Drowning In Horse Meat. Recollections of a dream. Somehow, my mother winds up coming to the apartment to pick me up. I walk out to her car through the apartment's parking lot which is littered with junk, broken down cars, etc. My mother gets out of the car and begins to question me in an accusatory fashion. How can I stand to associate with people who live in these sort of conditions? Observes that this has been quite the eventful day. The young girl, i...
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an ugly blog: October 2012
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Words by eric limer. Tuesday, October 16, 2012. Phnglui mglw nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah nagl fhtagn. Phnglui mglw nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah nagl fhtagn! Phnglui mglw nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah nagl fhtagn! Phnglui mglw nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah nagl fhtagn! Phnglui mglw nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah nagl fhtagn! Posted by Eric Limer. Saturday, October 6, 2012. Drowning In Horse Meat. Recollections of a dream. Posted by Eric Limer. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Drowning In Horse Meat.
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an ugly blog: August 2012
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Words by eric limer. Wednesday, August 29, 2012. Thank You, 4 Loko. I finally got around to putting Dropbox on my Linux computer, and started digging through some of my files. I found this letter Id intended to send to the makers of 4 Loko (October 2011? I thought Id never finished it, but apparently I was wrong. I should really figure out where to send it. . To Whom It May Concern, . Posted by Eric Limer. Wednesday, August 22, 2012. I, like, like "like". Posted by Eric Limer. Thursday, August 16, 2012.
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an ugly blog: Gone Home: A Fantastic Half-Measure
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Words by eric limer. Tuesday, August 20, 2013. When I was in college, I wrote a found-text story as a final for a creative writing class. Sixteen assorted documents "to be read in a random, non-repeating order of the reader's devising." It was.OK. Ask me about it and maybe I'll let you see it. So, when I found out about Gone Home. I got a little angry. Envious. "That was my idea! I'd been planning on turning it into a game! I was getting around to it! I just.haven't yet! Of its lack of commitment. Better...
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an ugly blog: My Stupid Brain Is As Dumb As A Butt
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Words by eric limer. Wednesday, September 26, 2012. My Stupid Brain Is As Dumb As A Butt. I was walking to my bank after work the other day, in a zig-zag one-block-over-one-block-down sort of way, when it got me thinking about this weird mathematical problem it took me several years to tackle back in high school. I thought I'd write about it, for fun. As it turns out, this is not true at all. If you count the blocks, both ways are exactly the same distance. Moreover, they are ALWAYS the same dist...A det...
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an ugly blog: That fucking sandwich
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Words by eric limer. Sunday, November 24, 2013. He'd never been one to think frequently of morality, and it was only now- in the throes of a blissfully crude pseudo-sexual awakening- that the thought struck him full force: "This isn't my sandwich, it wouldn't be right." And he surrendered to the shred of decency that still resided deep within the single corner of his mind that persisted in its decorum. No, it wasn't his sandwich; it wouldn't be right to fuck it. Posted by Eric Limer.
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an ugly blog: How to Unlock Your Nexus 4 by NFC (or: My Phone Is Awesome Because I Am Awesome)
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Words by eric limer. Thursday, February 28, 2013. How to Unlock Your Nexus 4 by NFC (or: My Phone Is Awesome Because I Am Awesome). OH HEY, IT'S A OVER-INVOLVED WRITE-UP OF A TASKER PROJECT. YEAH. SHUT UP. To have the phone locked with a strong password while out and about, with unlocking possible either by typing in the annoyingly complex password (duh) or using the magic of NFC. NFC Unlocks need to automatically go from the "Enter Password" screen into fully accessible desktop with no screen input.