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Watch It Byrne: April 2010
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Thursday, April 22, 2010. Vacation to an exotic location. I am getting to visit another blog and post a little sumpin' sumpin' there! Today I am over at Not To Brag. Posted by Sharon Byrne. Saturday, April 17, 2010. Conclusion: Spain hates little kids. I stumble into the living room this morning and the Monkeys are all in various stages of lounging- each with a different arrangement of pillows and blankets and breakfast items- giggling hysterically. Watch until I say stop! Now, I hate bugs and everyone k...
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Watch It Byrne: October 2012
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Wednesday, October 10, 2012. My daughter believes that our house is haunted. By a guy wearing purple pants with a mean face. Apparently, he stands by the bathroom door on the landing upstairs. When I asked her how she got downstairs to tell me about it (because he would have been directly blocking the stairs) she said "He fades.". And now I don't know what to do about this. It's not like I can go "Ohmygod! I know, right? I have no idea what the hell to tell this child. And "High fevers are bad! I do stuf...
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Watch It Byrne: I'm stumped
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Wednesday, October 10, 2012. My daughter believes that our house is haunted. By a guy wearing purple pants with a mean face. Apparently, he stands by the bathroom door on the landing upstairs. When I asked her how she got downstairs to tell me about it (because he would have been directly blocking the stairs) she said "He fades.". And now I don't know what to do about this. It's not like I can go "Ohmygod! I know, right? I have no idea what the hell to tell this child. And "High fevers are bad! I do stuf...
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Watch It Byrne: May 2010
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010. Sometimes it takes someone else's eyes to see clearly. I am not pretty. Don't go to that place in your mind where you say "Aww. yes you are." I am not fishing for compliments here. The truth is that I am never gonna be a model. And yes, at the age of thirty-five I may or may not have. Come to this conclusion. Though there was a time in my life when this was a "dream" of mine. Ummm yeah. Sweet perm, right? I am a Nerd, yes. But model-pretty? Kind of way.). And it hasn't been until...
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Watch It Byrne: November 2010
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Monday, November 22, 2010. Ten reasons the hamster that lives in my house should cease to exist. 1 It's a hamster. 2 It runs in a wheel. All night long. It doesn't have a metal wheel, but a plastic one attached to the side of its cage. You would think that might be better, but it's not. Instead of SQUEEEEK SQUEEKA SCREECH SQUEEEEK all night, you hear THUMP THUMP WHUMP THUMP THU-THUMP. All night. 3 It refuses to learn to do any tricks. 5 It openly mocks my non-pet-lover status by being a pet. 10 It has ch...
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Watch It Byrne: July 2010
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Wednesday, July 21, 2010. Soapbox city (days after everyone else got here). Okay So I know I am way behind the bandwagon here, but I can't help it. Bandwagons have never been my favorite mode of transportation and news bores me. Maybe if they had a mime or something instead of that annoying scroll bar thing on news stations I could totally get on board. *. I just read an article on the Gulf oil spill. Yup. Just now. The spill started on April 20th and we. Got a cap on it? Did you see that? It makes me ki...
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Watch It Byrne: February 2011
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Thursday, February 24, 2011. My hiatus ends with this. I haven't posted in a long long time. And there is no good reason for it. Well.there is a reason, but it's not a good one. I got all "I don't have anything good to say" and then I just didn't say anything. It's really just internet pouting. Have I mentioned before that I might just be mentally twelve years old? So I should probably apologize in advance for the possible ADD nature of this post. But I won't. And I am always "What about turning 33, huh?
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Watch It Byrne: February 2012
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Thursday, February 16, 2012. Where I just close my eyes and hit "publish". It's all in my head and then I sit down at the computer or with a blank sheet of paper in front of me and suddenly none of it is right. Suddenly I have to have something to SAY. There must be a MESSAGE behind the words. It's all very exhausting. I can't just talk about my gray roots or that I have become obsessed (in my mind) with attempting to fill my freezer just in case of Doomsday thankyouverymuchNationalGeographicChannel.
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Watch It Byrne: March 2011
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Monday, March 14, 2011. Flash me those pearly whites. And then you go to the dentist and they tell you that a big bunch of that pretty white coating is just gone. And it's never coming back. You would think that teeth would be made of something harder and more durable. Like titanium. Or diamonds. For god's sake I have jewelry that is stronger than my teeth.and it doesn't even have a job. Make sure I can't feel it! For there to be orthodontists. His teeth are too big for his head. What the hell, Teeth?
