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Confessions From A Paper Bag: September 2010
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Confessions From A Paper Bag. Things about me that I'm willing to have others know, but can't quite bring myself to share while making eye contact with other human beings. Monday, September 27, 2010. The Thanks for Your Free Crap Incident. It's not like being tall is some great achievement. And I'm not THAT tall. There are many people way taller than me. I just happen to look nice enough that untall people feel comfortable asking for my help getting things off high shelves in grocery stores. Hmmmm, I won...
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Confessions From A Paper Bag: December 2010
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Confessions From A Paper Bag. Things about me that I'm willing to have others know, but can't quite bring myself to share while making eye contact with other human beings. Thursday, December 23, 2010. The Incidents Where Holiday Activities Take A LOOOOONG Time! So, here is my list of things around the holidays that take a LOT longer when you have 3 year old. Here's hoping our family members love wrinkly paper and lots of tape. 4 Cleaning up glass. He's been crawling into bed with me before 6 am every mor...
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Confessions From A Paper Bag: January 2011
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Confessions From A Paper Bag. Things about me that I'm willing to have others know, but can't quite bring myself to share while making eye contact with other human beings. Tuesday, January 25, 2011. Just a quick update on the imaginary characters who have taken up residence in my house. Score one for screwed up priorities. And, we've added an imaginary cousin. Named Julia. She sleeps a lot. So we are often told to speak very quietly so as not to wake her. Friday, January 21, 2011. How am I doin? Yeah, Ne...
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Confessions From A Paper Bag: October 2010
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Confessions From A Paper Bag. Things about me that I'm willing to have others know, but can't quite bring myself to share while making eye contact with other human beings. Tuesday, October 26, 2010. Here's how I started my morning:. Good morning boys and girls. Let's talk about your behavior. Halloween activities on Friday? A privilege, not a right. A privilege I can take away from you IF YOU DON'T JUST SHUT UP FOR ONE BLESSED MINUTE! So, I'm telling them how I need them to stop talking while I teaching,...
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Confessions From A Paper Bag: The Tampons Take A Shower Incident
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Confessions From A Paper Bag. Things about me that I'm willing to have others know, but can't quite bring myself to share while making eye contact with other human beings. Saturday, March 12, 2011. The Tampons Take A Shower Incident. So, in the past 2 months, my dog as eaten my used tampons, my cat has strewn them about the floor to use as toys, and my son has taken one I was about to use and demanded I give it to him because he wanted a period. How the fuck that happens, I'll never know. My husband want...
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Confessions From A Paper Bag: June 2010
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Confessions From A Paper Bag. Things about me that I'm willing to have others know, but can't quite bring myself to share while making eye contact with other human beings. Tuesday, June 29, 2010. The Bed or Beyond? I had some returning to do at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I go in and begin my regular 'wander around the whole store even though I need nothing' walk and noticed some changes. The biggest one being that they now sell CONDOMS! I was surprised, to say the least. Naturally. Mirror for the ceiling?
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Confessions From A Paper Bag: November 2010
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Confessions From A Paper Bag. Things about me that I'm willing to have others know, but can't quite bring myself to share while making eye contact with other human beings. Friday, November 19, 2010. The Incident Where I Passed! Yup, you read that right. I passed my big huge ginormous Jazzercise tryout. There were some scary moments, but I'm officially certified now! And tired as fuck. I've worked out for 7.5 of the last 36 hours. That's a lot. Wednesday, November 17, 2010. So, currently, November 19th is...
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Confessions From A Paper Bag: August 2010
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Confessions From A Paper Bag. Things about me that I'm willing to have others know, but can't quite bring myself to share while making eye contact with other human beings. Saturday, August 28, 2010. The "They Actually Give Tickets for That? This morning started off just fuckin' fantastic. I'm in the middle of a horrible dream when I was woken up abruptly by "Mommy, come in! I need to poop! I scream very loudly in my head. Fate screams back. I hate that bitch sometimes, I really do. The very polite office...
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Confessions From A Paper Bag: May 2011
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Confessions From A Paper Bag. Things about me that I'm willing to have others know, but can't quite bring myself to share while making eye contact with other human beings. Saturday, May 21, 2011. Dragged my kid to a baby shower today. That was almost 2 hours away. In the middle of nap time. It was great to get to see a few old friends, but not exactly the relaxing afternoon it could have been. Whatever. My choice. So, there were balloons there. What more does a 3.5 year old need, really? Yeah, still alive.