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The bad ones hurt forever: January 2009
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The bad ones hurt forever. Sweepin' the Clouds Away. Dave had made it clear that he was getting his kid tattooed on his arm. I told him he should wait until Maury tells him he is the father, for sure, but that fell on deaf ears. Hey I got that tattoo. You wanna see it? Oh, you know I do. OK, but it ain't finished yet. It still needs color. Well Dave, I didn't know that your wife was a Muppet. You know, a Muppet. Sesame Street? A Muppet, man. What the fuck are you talking about? Like her, see? Just becaus...
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The bad ones hurt forever: September 2008
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The bad ones hurt forever. I met Mike in the smoking area of Midway Airport, in Chicago. He was pretty much a total goober.the kind of guy who walks around singing George Thorogood songs, always dreaming about finding a box of money. We talked for about 30 minutes, but I was all fucked up on Valium, and Whiskey (only way I can get on a plane) and forgot most of our conversation. Mike was an OK guy, and I feel bad for him. He either has the world's ugliest kid, or one of the shittiest tattoos ever. OK, bu...
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The bad ones hurt forever: November 2008
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The bad ones hurt forever. Don't Ask- Don't Tell- Don't Matter. Celebrities love to tell the general public their sexual preferences, (doggy style is my favorite.FYI) and I suppose that a superhero is as "celebrity" as it gets.sort of. Well, some of us have always suspected that Batman and Robin were more than just SuperFriends- they were downright creepy sometimes.usually. always. Bruce Wayne was a super rich, handsome, single guy, who spent all of his time with "The Boy Wonder"- his pointless companion.
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The bad ones hurt forever: December 2008
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The bad ones hurt forever. This guy used to drink in my bar. I don't know his real name- he had big nostrils, like Babe Ruth, so we called him 'Chunnel'. He was a lousy tipper. So, Chunnel, heard you got a new piece. Let's see it. Proudly) OK, check it out. Alright.so kind of a warrior.sort of Boba Fett meets an Aztec warrior.with Moon Boot-sandals. No, it is from "Spartan Warrior".the game. Oh Why does he carry the big pie? That is his shield. It looks just like a pot-pie. It is a shield. Fuck you, man.
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The bad ones hurt forever: October 2008
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The bad ones hurt forever. She brought out the worst in me for 6 mutually destructive months. Our relationship was fueled by rage, jealousy, vodka, and about 10 pounds of coke. We finally split up because she said I never listened to her or something. I always laughed at how the tattoo guy decided to edge the "water" up and off.to give it that photograph. Put deodorant on with that HOOF! It was all downhill from there. What this tattoo says about the wearer:. Nadine.call me on my cellphone). Would have h...
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The bad ones hurt forever: Swanson Warrior
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The bad ones hurt forever. This guy used to drink in my bar. I don't know his real name- he had big nostrils, like Babe Ruth, so we called him 'Chunnel'. He was a lousy tipper. So, Chunnel, heard you got a new piece. Let's see it. Proudly) OK, check it out. Alright.so kind of a warrior.sort of Boba Fett meets an Aztec warrior.with Moon Boot-sandals. No, it is from "Spartan Warrior".the game. Oh Why does he carry the big pie? That is his shield. It looks just like a pot-pie. It is a shield. Fuck you, man.
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The bad ones hurt forever: Paradise Lost
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The bad ones hurt forever. As it made me uncomfortable on several different levels. We are home now, (and had a lovely vacation, thanks for asking). Return flight jet-lag has pretty much worn off. Extra deduction for the whole creepy torso. What this tattoo says about the wearer:. I like it rape-y. Put your shirt on. January 6, 2009 at 5:08 PM. Welcome back. You're right; that's one hugely creepy torso, and a perfectly chevron shaped navel. Hope you got his phone number for all us ladies. Is that a chest?
