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TeH AwFuL RiGhTuR: August 2006
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006. Apparently “pitching” has a completely different meaning than the one I learned in prison. This is unfortunate. I never had to do hard time like my manager Murray, but the stint I served for stealing lawn-mowers in the early 90’s did teach me the value of a good forced buggering for the purpose of establishing social hierarchy. A “pecking order” if you will. After making the compulsory small-talk I gave him my pitch for. I explained that in the wake of the monumental success of.
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TeH AwFuL RiGhTuR: October 2006
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Monday, October 16, 2006. And Mad Max's Passion of the Jesus. Anyway, and he'd already said no. I was initially hesitant. I never cared much for Bible-thumpers, but more importantly I was a firm believer in that old adage: "Those who can do; those who can't teach screenwriting at religious camps." But soon after Evelyn told me about the $1000 stipend, I had a change of heart. Who was I to keep all this knowledge to myself? This should go without saying, but you’d be surprised how many aspiring scre...
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TeH AwFuL RiGhTuR: December 2007
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Friday, December 14, 2007. Where in the world in Ronnie Pudding? Hey there. I suppose some of you must be wondering whatever happened to old Ronnie. Did he OD on expired pain-killers and Sterno? Did he go back to the pokie for something sodomy related? Did he just get too damn lazy to update his blog anymore? A web site run by some Hollywood types I know. Check it out, it's a pretty cool site and they seem to update more than once a year. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Where in the world in Ronnie Pudding?
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TeH AwFuL RiGhTuR: Adventure Camp
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Monday, October 16, 2006. And Mad Max's Passion of the Jesus. Anyway, and he'd already said no. I was initially hesitant. I never cared much for Bible-thumpers, but more importantly I was a firm believer in that old adage: "Those who can do; those who can't teach screenwriting at religious camps." But soon after Evelyn told me about the $1000 stipend, I had a change of heart. Who was I to keep all this knowledge to myself? This should go without saying, but you’d be surprised how many aspiring scre...
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TeH AwFuL RiGhTuR: June 2006
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Wednesday, June 21, 2006. Hi Welcome to Hollywood. You’re here to be what, an actor? Good work. I guess they don’t have Rogaine in whatever Podunk town you’re from. Or Supercuts. You, sir, are obviously a screenwriter. So you quit your job at Kenny Roger's Roasters, packed your circa 1992 New Balance cross-trainers and Sears Corduroy slacks in a Hefty sack and got on the next train to Hollywood. Because I’m a screenwriter too. And if I can make it, anyone can.*. Jews, get it? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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TeH AwFuL RiGhTuR: Now we’re fucked
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Monday, September 18, 2006. Now we’re fucked. Darwin’s laughing from the grave, that beardy old bastard. Yes it seems sharks have finally mastered flight. Time to give back the keys to the food chain's executive washroom, we’ve just been handed our evolutionary pink slip. Our plunge into the chum-bucket of obsolescence should come as a shock to no one; the fat lady's been riffing that final refrain of our requiem for nearly a century. But did we ever once attempt to right our path? Now we’re fucked.
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TeH AwFuL RiGhTuR: Ronnie Pudding's Year End Movies-in-Review: 2006
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Wednesday, December 20, 2006. Ronnie Pudding's Year End Movies-in-Review: 2006. 8211; Fox Searchlight is Rupert Murdoch’s “arthouse” division. What they do there is pretty much genius: Take 80’s sex comedies, put a bunch of dysfunctional middle-aged folks in ‘em, and wait for the Oscar buzz. Now why didn’t I think of that? YOU, ME AND DUPREE. 8211; Someone please kill all parties involved immediately. 8211; Oh, okay that was… huh? So he was… wait. You mean - huh? Yeah… okay, so but… what? I now worship a...
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TeH AwFuL RiGhTuR: December 2006
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Wednesday, December 20, 2006. Ronnie Pudding's Year End Movies-in-Review: 2006. 8211; Fox Searchlight is Rupert Murdoch’s “arthouse” division. What they do there is pretty much genius: Take 80’s sex comedies, put a bunch of dysfunctional middle-aged folks in ‘em, and wait for the Oscar buzz. Now why didn’t I think of that? YOU, ME AND DUPREE. 8211; Someone please kill all parties involved immediately. 8211; Oh, okay that was… huh? So he was… wait. You mean - huh? Yeah… okay, so but… what? I am a semi-pro...
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TeH AwFuL RiGhTuR: Apparently “pitching” has a completely different meaning than the one I learned in prison
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Wednesday, August 30, 2006. Apparently “pitching” has a completely different meaning than the one I learned in prison. This is unfortunate. I never had to do hard time like my manager Murray, but the stint I served for stealing lawn-mowers in the early 90’s did teach me the value of a good forced buggering for the purpose of establishing social hierarchy. A “pecking order” if you will. After making the compulsory small-talk I gave him my pitch for. I explained that in the wake of the monumental success of.
