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Cockroaches or McDonalds: The politics of feeding one’s child – Simone Eclair | Comedian
https://detachmentparent.wordpress.com/2013/03/03/cockroaches-or-mcdonalds-the-politics-of-feeding-ones-child
Lols Opinions. Oversharing. Cockroaches or McDonalds: The politics of feeding one’s child. Packing my 4 year old’s kindy lunchbox is a political act fraught with the perils of diplomacy and dogma. Do I attempt culinary ‘spin’ with Japanese bento art or keep it honest with leftovers scraped from the plate to the box? Can I employ subterfuge to conceal unpalatable items by icing her bran muffin? I was gravely informed by my daughter of the no junk food policy at kindy. Can you imagine the hubris? Freaking ...
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Science, God and other things we don’t allow in the house – Simone Eclair | Comedian
https://detachmentparent.wordpress.com/2014/03/13/science-god-and-other-things-we-dont-allow-in-the-house
Lols Opinions. Oversharing. Science, God and other things we don’t allow in the house. Let’s add some minced garlic to be sure. Now that I have my own children and an equally well intentioned but poorly played out ‘natural philosophy’ it is hard not to succumb to a similar manner. The kids resiliently take the sugar pills and fish oil without complaint on the understanding that if things get really bad, we turn on the TV. Now that is a drug that works wonders. March 13, 2014. June 9, 2015.
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How I broke pregnancy – Simone Eclair | Comedian
https://detachmentparent.wordpress.com/2014/03/05/how-i-broke-pregnancy
Lols Opinions. Oversharing. How I broke pregnancy. Your body is not ruined. You are a goddamn tiger who earned her stripes! As I contemplate this pro-body Facebook post amidst the stream of GetUp! Call to actions, Greens call to actions and ads for conflict free engagement rings (not gonna happen, Facebook) I realise the reaction I am having is incredulity. Earnt my stripes? These are social and medical castigations rendered bodily by my tortured psyche. Earnt my stripes? March 5, 2014. June 9, 2015.
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Eco-lite: fun ways to spend mining money – Simone Eclair | Comedian
https://detachmentparent.wordpress.com/2014/10/01/eco-lite-fun-ways-to-spend-mining-money
Lols Opinions. Oversharing. Eco-lite: fun ways to spend mining money. Seated between an anxious Canadian, a country vet with her mum and opposite a pair of lithe, tanned empty nesters from the Gold Coast we swilled our 100ml of biodynamic wine and made chit chat. The innocuous whaddya do? Tours the table and anxious Canadian reveals she is a stay at home mum while her partner manages drilling operations for Santos. Say what? October 1, 2014. June 9, 2015. Backdoor Birth Trauma: The Untold Story. Simone E...
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Science, God and other things we don’t allow in the house | Simone Eclair
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Science, God and other things we don’t allow in the house. Mar 13, 2014 Writing. Let’s add some minced garlic to be sure. Now that I have my own children and an equally well intentioned but poorly played out ‘natural philosophy’ it is hard not to succumb to a similar manner. The kids resiliently take the sugar pills and fish oil without complaint on the understanding that if things get really bad, we turn on the TV. Now that is a drug that works wonders. On October 20, 2014 at 10:17 am.
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Eco-lite: fun ways to spend mining money | Simone Eclair
http://www.simoneeclair.com/writing/eco-lite-fun-ways-to-spend-mining-money
Eco-lite: fun ways to spend mining money. Oct 1, 2014 Writing. Seated between an anxious Canadian, a country vet with her mum and opposite a pair of lithe, tanned empty nesters from the Gold Coast we swilled our 100ml of biodynamic wine and made chit chat. The innocuous whaddya do? Tours the table and anxious Canadian reveals she is a stay at home mum while her partner manages drilling operations for Santos. Say what? On October 20, 2014 at 10:04 am. Your email address will not be published.
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Cockroaches or McDonalds: The politics of feeding one’s child | Simone Eclair
http://www.simoneeclair.com/writing/cockroaches-or-mcdonalds-the-politics-of-feeding-ones-child
Cockroaches or McDonalds: The politics of feeding one’s child. Mar 3, 2013 Writing. Packing my 4 year old’s kindy lunchbox is a political act fraught with the perils of diplomacy and dogma. Do I attempt culinary ‘spin’ with Japanese bento art or keep it honest with leftovers scraped from the plate to the box? Can I employ subterfuge to conceal unpalatable items by icing her bran muffin? I was gravely informed by my daughter of the no junk food policy at kindy. Can you imagine the hubris? I’m so gla...
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How I broke pregnancy | Simone Eclair
http://www.simoneeclair.com/writing/how-i-broke-pregnancy
How I broke pregnancy. Mar 5, 2014 Writing. Your body is not ruined. You are a goddamn tiger who earned her stripes! As I contemplate this pro-body Facebook post amidst the stream of GetUp! Call to actions, Greens call to actions and ads for conflict free engagement rings (not gonna happen, Facebook) I realise the reaction I am having is incredulity. Earnt my stripes? These are social and medical castigations rendered bodily by my tortured psyche. Earnt my stripes? On October 20, 2014 at 10:28 am. Cockta...