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Worst. Mama. Ever.: Feeding the Masses
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Worst Mama. Ever. Where every day is Zero Nutrition Thursday. Sunday, August 23, 2009. It's finally time to go home. Road trip after the family vacation. We're at my in-law's, where I'm packing lunches. Ham and swiss sandwiches for me and the Gingerbread Man. Jelly sandwich for Samuel. Will, do you want a ham sandwich or peanut butter and jelly? Ham in a bag to go with that? And forget to pack anything for Will. Posted by Ginger Johnson. Foraging for scraps is a life skill. September 30, 2009 at 7:48 AM.
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Worst. Mama. Ever.: October 2008
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Worst Mama. Ever. Where every day is Zero Nutrition Thursday. Friday, October 31, 2008. If you all agree to do the Nablopomo thang, here's our schedule from last year:. Ashley posts Sundays (confirmed). Epiphany posts Mondays (confirmed). Ginger posts Tuesdays (confirmed). Joy posts Wednesdays (confirmed). Karen posts Thursdays (confirmed). Paige posts Saturdays (confirmed). YO, YO, YO Mamas! Are we doing NaBloPoMo again? If we divide it up like last year, it may work.what say you gals? For my mind went ...
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Worst. Mama. Ever.: Oops
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Worst Mama. Ever. Where every day is Zero Nutrition Thursday. Thursday, August 13, 2009. PS Ben is fine. I accosted the bus at the neighborhood across the street by running out in front of it and waving my arms like a chick in an action movie. I think I should earn an extra kid-humiliation point for that. The bus driver and Ben never even realized he didn't get off at his stop. I'm thinking that's probably not a good thing.but who am I to throw stones? Posted by Chaotic Joy. No actual children have been ...
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Worst. Mama. Ever.: May 2009
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Worst Mama. Ever. Where every day is Zero Nutrition Thursday. Tuesday, May 26, 2009. Each morning, the high school bus goes by at 7:00 am, notifying us that time is passing. The alarm goes off at 7:50 (hey, we both are working at our computers until midnight- cut us a little slack for our late arising), we get Samuel up, dressed, breakfasted, packed, and out the door for his bus at 8:35. I tore myself away from my ball gown and fox trot to consider the day of the week. Posted by Ginger Johnson. ETA: anot...
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Worst. Mama. Ever.: December 2008
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Worst Mama. Ever. Where every day is Zero Nutrition Thursday. Monday, December 29, 2008. If ever I deserve points, it's now. Yes You guessed it. The toilet seat fell on his you-know-what. Full of the milk of human kindness, I said something along the lines of, "If you hadn't been fooling around and if you had gone to the bathroom when I first asked you that wouldn't have happened." Logic notwithstanding. Whatever. Obviously I hadn't consumed enough chocolate and was still thoroughly annoyed. Chris has be...
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Worst. Mama. Ever.: Morning Do-over
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Worst Mama. Ever. Where every day is Zero Nutrition Thursday. Tuesday, May 26, 2009. Each morning, the high school bus goes by at 7:00 am, notifying us that time is passing. The alarm goes off at 7:50 (hey, we both are working at our computers until midnight- cut us a little slack for our late arising), we get Samuel up, dressed, breakfasted, packed, and out the door for his bus at 8:35. I tore myself away from my ball gown and fox trot to consider the day of the week. Posted by Ginger Johnson. May 27, 2...
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Worst. Mama. Ever.: April 2009
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Worst Mama. Ever. Where every day is Zero Nutrition Thursday. Saturday, April 18, 2009. In case you were worried, I'm still alive and kickin worst mama butt. Yelling at Ben to pay attention. Gently encouraging Ben to stay focused. Then, suddenly, another mother came up to me and said. Isn't that you little girl over there? So let me stop now to remind us all of a cardinal parenting rule that I had forgotten: One should never, ever. Posted by Chaotic Joy. Wednesday, April 15, 2009. Get to take a bath!
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Worst. Mama. Ever.: January 2009
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Worst Mama. Ever. Where every day is Zero Nutrition Thursday. Tuesday, January 20, 2009. Sorry Kid, you picked "Out". Tuesday, January 6, 2009. So, if you are at all squemish or have a weak stomach please read no further. I did warn you. One drawback is when one has an accident and I cannot change the sheets quick enough. Please see my first post in November for more on that subject. Guess where my older son was still sleeping? This is the national beverage of Brazil. It's called a Caipirinha (pronou...
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Worst. Mama. Ever.: March 2009
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Worst Mama. Ever. Where every day is Zero Nutrition Thursday. Tuesday, March 24, 2009. I Will Not Survive His Being Ten. Elusive - can't quite nail down. Child walks by. that smell! Same socks worn for six days? SIX HOCKEY FILLED DAYS? Focus on the good. This explains spares in suitcase. Don't wring grimy neck! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Twelve of us Mamas make up Worst. Mama. Ever. What you should know about this blog:. Although you may comment about how our Worst Mama Points. Worst Mama Hall of Shame.
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Worst. Mama. Ever.: A Safe Spot to Sit
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Worst Mama. Ever. Where every day is Zero Nutrition Thursday. Friday, May 22, 2009. A Safe Spot to Sit. Aunt Jo Jo is going to pick the girls up from school today. They've known this all week, but when they see the carseats in the entryway they get really excited because they know with certainty it's an Aunt Jo Jo pick-up day. They sang out and began piling all the stuff they thought they should have this afternoon in the seats so Aunt Jo Jo would know to bring it with her. Spoon not the old one for the ...
