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Ask John: 03/01/2004 - 04/01/2004
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Tuesday, March 16, 2004. As an American, is there anything you can do to help me make sure that Bush, your best friend and My Hero, gets to stay in power? For instance, would the code of Bartertown be useful in the American Electoral system? Dear Concerned American,. I'm not sure Mel Gibson films are the best place to get advice from. Like, did you see that Man Without a Face one? It was all about how you shouldn't be mean to people who are different from you. As if. Follow that. A lot of media attention...
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Ask John: 11/01/2002 - 12/01/2002
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Monday, November 25, 2002. What do you think of those French Eskimoes up in Canada called. Your mate George Bush a moron? Should someone go up there and. Yeah, someone probably should, but then, what's the deal with Canada? They're like America, only. not. Like, they look. American, they sound. American, but they don't have any of the things that makes America cool, like nuclear weapons and George Bush. Then share, because I care. Email me, the people's PM, at. Dear Mr Howard,. Dear Mr Crikey,. I am wond...
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Ask John: 03/01/2003 - 04/01/2003
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Sunday, March 23, 2003. Honourable Prime Minister Sir,. I am an avid cricket fan, as I know you are (it's because of you that I started following the game infact), but with this awesome cool war on I was wondering where your commitments lie. Will you infact watch the cricket final tonight or will you stand by the phone waiting for georgy porgey to ring through word from the war? Or will you impress us all and multitask - watch the cricket WHILE waiting for the phone? Tell me, I bequeath you,. When I visi...
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Ask John: 01/01/2005 - 02/01/2005
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Sunday, January 23, 2005. Our names are Alexis and Sarah. We are 5th Grade girls and we have a few questions for you:. Why do bad things happen when you're in charge? Are you a good wizard or a bad wizard? Are you / will you ever be ruler of the world? What is your favourite song? Which do you prefer: Telletubbies or Sesame Street? What is your ALL-TIME favourite game to play at lunchtime? Do you like popcorn? Can I be your secretary? Mummy said I could be PM one day! We love you Little Johnny Howard!
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Ask John: 08/01/2003 - 09/01/2003
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Friday, August 22, 2003. Dear Prime Minister,. Why don't you have a really cool action figure like George W. Bush? You are the coolest! And i think you deserve one after all the cool things you have done. Word up. I reckon I totally deserve an action figure, too. It'd have to have lots of cool stuff, though. Like accessories and karate-chop action. I think they got pretty close, though Janette doesn't usually let me play with axes. Then share, because I care. Email me, the people's PM, at.
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Ask John: 12/01/2003 - 01/01/2004
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Thursday, December 25, 2003. Dear Mr Man of Steel, sir,. I hope you'll forgive me for being so familiar using the nickname given to you by your best friend. I have a serious question that has been worrying me and probably maybe you too. First we lost the World Cup to England, then we lost the unloseable test match to the Indians. If they won't leave will you friend Mr. Dubbya send in his soldiers and capture their tems and send them to Guantamano Bay. Brian Baillieu-Featherstonhaugh. Aged 10 3/4. I suppo...
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John Howard: Prime Minister: 09/04/2005 - 09/11/2005
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Tuesday, September 06, 2005. Pfft, I wish the PC crowd would just lighten up. Firstly, Johnny Brogden makes a hilarious joke about stupid Bob Carr's foreign wife by calling her a "mail order bride" - which is FUNNY, because she's FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY and also because Bob Carr is ugly and would probably have to pay a woman to go near him - then people get all offended. At Liberal Party functions. Like: What would you get if you crossed Kim Beazley with Amanda Vanstone? Someone who's really fat! Believe in...
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John Howard: Prime Minister: 07/01/2007 - 07/08/2007
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Friday, July 06, 2007. So I’m back. When I stopped writing this diary, things were going so well, ‘cause fat old Kim was such a fat loser and everyone loved me because I go jogging and am fit and stuff and everyone had jobs and were digging the war in Iraq. But now, that geek Kevin Rudd is more popular than me and I can’t work out why! I mean, I. Have glasses, I. Have a big moon face, I. 8217;m short, I. Wear natty suits and ties, so why does everyone like it better on him? Terrorism is really more of a ...
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John Howard: Prime Minister: 11/07/2004 - 11/14/2004
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Tuesday, November 09, 2004. Hooray, George is back! I mean, I guess I knew no one in America was gonna vote for a spaz-head like Kerry, but it's still totally exciting. Plus now getting re-elected this year is another. That's how I know George and I have a special friendship, and that it was meant to be. I mean, obviously we can't always spend that. The PM, everyone should want to hang out with ME. Ian Macdonald said he thought my pencil case was really "neat". My life is over. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).