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Bored penguin: New York City
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Monday, March 23, 2009. Well, Phil finally showed up to give me a ride back to the office. We were just getting ready to go get a cab when I got the feeling that airport security was ethincally profiling us. We ducked into a restroom, which according to the urnial bisquit, is the cleanest airport restroom in the world. Anyway I heard them talking about us on their radio, so we leaped in some guys bag. Next thing you know We are in New York City. . Penguin. I mean, McLovin. Penguin. I mean, McLovin.
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Bored penguin: October 2008
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Thursday, October 23, 2008. The Red Cow and the Pint of Tiger. It's horrible. The mental challenge of maintaining my cover and still trying to infiltrate the Russian underground in England is quite stressful. It's a game of patience and precision. Any false move could risk disaster. Lives are at stake, and I can't help but feel that overbearing responsibility with every pint I'm forced to drink. If the fate of the world relies on my drinking here all week. So be it. I'm that kind of penguin. I have been ...
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Bored penguin: Montreal Canada
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Sunday, March 8, 2009. Here is a picture of the Auberge Les Bons Matins Hotel and Stick shop. Its a hang out for local skunk trappers, hockey players and french chef types. The sculture in the background is, well, an insult to sculptures everywhere. I'm going to go ahead and give you the short version of my trip to Canada. I had a lot to drink. I said stuff to frenchie about them starting the Iraq war. Here is a picture of me hitch-hiking about to the land of the free. Penguin. I mean, McLovin.
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Bored penguin: February 2009
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Thursday, February 26, 2009. I'm totally in Dallas! Y'all gotta know that Dallas is full of very nice people who love a party. I stayed at the Sharaton Dallas last week and it was a blast. Went to see Dealy Plaza where Kennedy was shot and took a tour of the new Dallas Cowboys Stadium. These bar friends kept me in stitches all night. Right behind me is Joe Bob clockwise from Joe Bob's right is Billy Bob in the hat, Jim Bob, Girl Jo Bob, just Bob, Bobbi Jo in the scarf, Molly Jo and Mike in pink. 1 ...
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Bored penguin: The Corpus Christi, Texas Children's Museum
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Wednesday, March 11, 2009. The Corpus Christi, Texas Children's Museum. It rained again here today, so I decided to check out the city instead of the beach. . They have a really cool Childrens Museum here. I especially like the Lego dinosaur. There is a cool TV studio there too where you can make you own shows. Mine was awesome. It was about a sexy penguin. Here is a picture of the dinosaur's insides. I left after this because I found out you can not buy or drink acohol at the Childrens Museum.
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Bored penguin: January 2009
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Wednesday, January 28, 2009. Penguin. I mean, McLovin. Saturday, January 24, 2009. 160;I did find myself in Germany, just like the Golden Knight said. . Except for this is not me. It's my cousin Vincent Bugatti. He is kind of like my Evil Twin. My big, fat, non-Microsoft using, never heard of a tooth brush, sauerkraut eating evil twin. . Long story short, Vincent forgave me and I told him where he could score some affordable knock-offs for his wife. I got nothing else. I going home now. Catcher in the Rye.
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Bored penguin: March 2009
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Thursday, March 26, 2009. Penguin. I mean, McLovin. Monday, March 23, 2009. Well, Phil finally showed up to give me a ride back to the office. We were just getting ready to go get a cab when I got the feeling that airport security was ethincally profiling us. We ducked into a restroom, which according to the urnial bisquit, is the cleanest airport restroom in the world. Anyway I heard them talking about us on their radio, so we leaped in some guys bag. Penguin. I mean, McLovin. Friday, March 20, 2009.
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Bored penguin: September 2008
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008. Now this is the life. Catching some squid and toasting them over a beach fire pit. Then squashing them between chocolate and graham crackers. Nothing like a sqmore. Penguin. I mean, McLovin. I love the ocean. Here I am relaxing down at the bay. A word of caution for you, sometimes while you are sleeping on the beach, some jerk will almost run you over with his truck. Penguin. I mean, McLovin. Wednesday, September 24, 2008. Was right. There is some mighty fine squid in. But I ...
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Bored penguin: December 2008
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Wednesday, December 31, 2008. In Search of. better Beer. This is Dinkels Buhl Germany. It's like they have a different word for everything here that is kind of like the "real" word. I am looking for good beer, but I decided to rock out with a local music first. Turns out he is just a poser. A damn good poser, but a poser all the same. Penguin. I mean, McLovin. Monday, December 22, 2008. Well, what did you think I was going to do in Germany? Penguin. I mean, McLovin. Sunday, December 14, 2008. The Golden ...
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Bored penguin: June 2008
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Monday, June 23, 2008. Ohhh baby. So cold. Penguin. I mean, McLovin. Saturday, June 21, 2008. You know what's increditable painful? Getting a tattoo, but now you will be able to spot me in a crowd of penguins. I need to put my ice in ice now. Penguin. I mean, McLovin. Thursday, June 19, 2008. Time to get Inked. Ok, I figured out the coolest tattoo. I'm going to get an ice cube on my chest. Ice baby! First though I better take the edge off. Mmmmmmmm me likey Mexican beer. Penguin. I mean, McLovin. Anyway,...
