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Mean Mommy: September 2008
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Monday, September 29, 2008. Dear Tech Services Guy. I'm very sorry to report that my computer is malfunctioning, and I think it may be because I spilled about 8 oz. of coffee on the keyboard. However, before you charge me for a replacement, please allow me to explain how the coffee-spilling incident wasn't my fault. It wasn't my fault because it was Nickelodeon's fault. See, Nickelodeon accepts advertising for thousands.and thousands. Dear tech guy, it hurt. It really, really hurt. And so I jumpe...It wa...
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Mean Mommy: July 2008
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Wednesday, July 30, 2008. I've had several (2) complaints over the past week about the lack of new posts here at MM. Well, our lives have been exceedingly boring, and I haven't been thinking about anything interesting at all, so what.do you want me to be one of those blow-by-blow bloggers who write about the minutia of their daily lives? Who discuss what was had for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Actually, If I am. Going to update, it will have to be minutia, for truly nothing more has happened. And we've...
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Mean Mommy: June 2008
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Sunday, June 29, 2008. What I love right now:. I have a big time crush on this movie and the soundtrack. This song. Is gorgeous, gorgeous. ETA: Watch out! Spoiler alert in Comment #4! 2 The Toy Society. I want to do this. And I will, I will! On Flickr. I just love them. 4 The Matilda Top. This could be the best 4th of July fabric ever. 5 Kiddie Records Weekly. Click and weep with nostalgia. 6 Park Slope by Erin McMorris. I want nearly every print in every colorway. 7 The Mama Bird Diaries. It's that week...
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Mean Mommy: You are my favorite because
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Friday, November 16, 2007. You are my favorite because. My mom tells a story about my sister Blair once asking her, "Who's your favorite? The question warmed my mother's heart because she realized that Blair wouldn't have asked unless she thought she. Was the favorite, and isn't it every mom's wish for each of her children to feel that special? Owen is my favorite because…. He thinks my jokes are funny and he makes jokes that I think are funny. He loves reading and writing and music. Sorry to ruin this o...
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Mean Mommy: March 2009
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Tuesday, March 24, 2009. Mitch, you are my favorite because. Another installment in the " you are my favorite because. Mitch, you are my favorite because. You are currently my biggest fan, filling my days with "I love you's," creating art in my honor, bringing me my rice pillow, helping me cook and clean, and laying your head on my shoulder while we watch TV. You remind my of my father and my brother. Tonight you sobbed and sobbed because you scared Paige with your new remote control tarantula. You kiss ...
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Mean Mommy: January 2008
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Tuesday, January 29, 2008. Cheapo ones that come with unassembled shelving.). Paige's cheek turned purple and swelled up immediately, and she was. Not having the ice pack, so the swelling got pretty bad. Now she's got a shiner that Rocky Balboa would be proud of, and everyone who crosses our path asks, "Omigosh! What happened to her eye? Clearly the explanation of what really. Like I'm lying. And then I worry that, because I look. Of course I didn't punch my infant daughter. Thursday, January 24, 2008.
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Mean Mommy: December 2007
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Wednesday, December 26, 2007. Twas the day after Christmas. Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house,. The children dropped toys. Mama started to grouse. She's feeling that annual Christmas let down,. The excess, the mess, they inspire her frown. The children are already looking for more,. And she can't even find her own damn front door. She just wants a blanket, a coffee, a snooze,. A good book, some quiet (and later, some booze). She's been buying, and making, and wrapping for days,.
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Making children cower since 2001. The World According to Julianna and Sophia. My Minivan Is Faster Than Yours. How hot i am. Link of the week. Pulling my hair out. View my Tags page. Powered by LiveJournal.com.
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Vacation - Mean Mommy
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Making children cower since 2001. Jul 21st, 2007 at 9:33 AM. We've decided the hell with anything that interferes with our beach vacation, we're going for at least a couple of days. Back next week! 1 comment Leave a comment. Jul 21st, 2007 01:58 pm (UTC). 1 comment Leave a comment. The World According to Julianna and Sophia. My Minivan Is Faster Than Yours. How hot i am. Link of the week. Pulling my hair out. View my Tags page. Powered by LiveJournal.com.
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Making children cower since 2001. Does a few days of school really compare to this? Jul 29th, 2007 at 10:01 PM. The Real Reason I am Anxious about Owen's First Day. Jul 5th, 2007 at 11:22 PM. Here is a picture of the Outer Banks. I have vacationed with my family at the Outer Banks every July since 1977. There will not be 29 me's waiting for me where we go. No 29 me's reminding me who I am. The World According to Julianna and Sophia. My Minivan Is Faster Than Yours. How hot i am. Link of the week.
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