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Broke Nose: April 2009
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Monday, April 20, 2009. Tricks of the Trade. My baby sister told me how she learned at her pole dancing class that the classical Ass Slap. Is a sneaky way to wipe the sweat off your hand so you don't slip off the pole. I guess it takes a lot of strength to be able to pole dance, which is why lots and lots of girls are taking it up. What the fuck ever happened to riveting? Links to this post. Monday, April 6, 2009. Are you googling 'Stupid, Fucking Boyfriend? Ignoring the "OR" in the image below-. Are you...
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Broke Nose: Going on Blast
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Tuesday, May 10, 2011. So it's my birthday, and once again I've put a ton of hours into making something for you to love. (See how you can thank me at the bottom of this post.). Earlier in the year I met a girl from the internet. She was hyper conservative and uncomfortable around black people. She forgot that she gave me her blog address, and consequently had no idea I was reading the shit she was posting about me. Fortunately, shitty people exist! So, I have made dramatic readings of her posts. Url=htt...
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Broke Nose: October 2009
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Wednesday, October 28, 2009. Links to this post. Monday, October 26, 2009. When my youngest sister's,. Got out of jail, she gave him a key to her new apartment, with a keychain that reads "Welcome Home.". Now that he's back in Jail, he doesn't need it anymore. Nor does he need any of the other stuff on The Table. Links to this post. Thursday, October 15, 2009. Check out the CIA world Fact Book. Total population: 0.97 male(s)/female (2009 est.). Oh sweet, more girls than guys. Oh snap, it's all old women!
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Conor in Carolina: January 2010
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C'mon 'n' raise up! Thursday, January 14, 2010. Movies I Want To See In 2010. Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland (in 3D). Should be a trip. Plus, my boy Matt McGovern worked on the 3D for this. Holla! Get Him To The Greek. It's a cop flick starring Will Farrell, written by Adam McKay, who wrote Anchorman and Step Brothers. Uh.yes, please! How To Make Love To A Woman. Probably . . . A Nightmare On Elm Street. In "The Zookeeper," the animals at the zoo adore their caretaker Andrew (Kevin James), an amiable b...
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Broke Nose: My Crappy Week
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Monday, March 21, 2011. Click images to enlarge. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Pics from my phone. Author Favorites (where he talks about himself). They're Back in Town Plus One. Tried to Start Something. It Takes A Villiage. A Card With Some Money. Tricks of the Trade. Are You Googling Stupid Fucking Boyfriend? Like it or not, I'm masturbating to you tonight. Beacon Lights: A Beacon Hill Blog. A Modest Proposal: About the Utilities. Marissa falco presents: miss sequential. Working Girls Doodle Pad.
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Broke Nose: June 2009
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009. Billy Mays, I guess, died of heart failure, but he still wasn't wearing his seat belt when his flight landed. Billy Mays was rich in money, rich in spirit, and probably a dick in every other department. I had an isle seat, sharing my row with a woman and her father. On take-off, both the woman and myself noticed a strip of vapor streaming from the engine. She and I both thought it was an aeronautical emergency but her father assured us that it was just clouds getting sliced. After...
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Broke Nose: December 2008
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Saturday, December 20, 2008. Three Hots and a Cot. This guy knew exactly what he was doing. Some people are so poor they demean themselves for a warm place to stay. Links to this post. Monday, December 15, 2008. I had privelage of seeing Robin Williams perform live last week. So when you arrive at the theatre and find that I am sitting up as tall as I can in the seat infront of yours, hopefully you'll sigh and deal with it. Did I mention that Robin Williams is not fucking funny? Links to this post. His w...
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Conor in Carolina: June 2009
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C'mon 'n' raise up! Tuesday, June 16, 2009. Dude At The Airport. This was so funny. I wasn't the only photographer. Sunday, June 7, 2009. I went with my friend Jeff and his friend Rochelle to go see a Carolina Rollergirls double header last night. I was a little skeptical but, honestly, it was awesome and I quickly became a fan. Don't knock it till you try it! The skaters have cool names like Penelope Bruz, Trudy Struction, Eye Candy Stroy, Kama Suture, Scariett Tubman, Surly Temple, and Barbara Ambush.
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Conor in Carolina: Guess Who's Snoring!
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C'mon 'n' raise up! Tuesday, February 2, 2010. Remember, your guess could offend someone — so guess carefully! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Follow me on Twitter. Baseball games I've watched this season. 2010 In Person: 9. 2010 On TV: 3. 2009: 149 (113 in person / 36 TV). Non-Baseball Blogs I Read. GreenToGo reusable takeout container program needs funding! Hate Life, Will Travel. Solving Drobo random unmounting issues. My final blog post. This is not a mundane detail, Michael. Trying a Standup Desk.
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Conor in Carolina: Movies I Want To See In 2010
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C'mon 'n' raise up! Thursday, January 14, 2010. Movies I Want To See In 2010. Tim Burton's Alice In Wonderland (in 3D). Should be a trip. Plus, my boy Matt McGovern worked on the 3D for this. Holla! Get Him To The Greek. It's a cop flick starring Will Farrell, written by Adam McKay, who wrote Anchorman and Step Brothers. Uh.yes, please! How To Make Love To A Woman. Probably . . . A Nightmare On Elm Street. In "The Zookeeper," the animals at the zoo adore their caretaker Andrew (Kevin James), an amiable b...
