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K.I.T.
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December 12, 2013. Here I am. Writing! I used to spend hours putting my writing right here. In fact, I spent three full years divulging quirky tidbits about my vagina or my hometown or my poor mom within the slippery tabs of this here blog. I was basically exploiting myself and my experiences for nuggets of relatable human truths or realizations. All for solidarity. It worked! This blog was my best friend. And I truly loved everyone who read it. Humans Are Funny Best Of. Thank you for reading. For he...
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This year was something that goes up and down
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January 3, 2013. It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. It was 2012. I haven’t written a word lately. I’ve been trying this new thing. It’s called privacy. Pretty amazing. My whole life has been on this blog for the past three years, and whenever I go on a date, undoubtedly the date knows way more about me than he ever should. Me: So, do you have any brothers or sisters (why is that even a common question? Stupid shit that makes you feel like a stupid shit. I MEAN EVERYTHING. Every....I eve...
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Vaginas! Vaginas! Everywhere!
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September 23, 2010. I wasn’t always so uncool and interested in men who could talk about more than the alphabet. Let’s take a look at how hip I actually was back when I used to laugh at thirty-year-olds:. They were fun. They were exciting. They are over. Thank the heavens, they are over. Celebrity Adjacent works. I get it. I had different goals then, as the twenty-year-olds of today do. I can see your perineum when you dance. Stop it. Just stop it. Anna Wintour, please help. I realize that these ho costu...
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What I did on my summer vacation.
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September 3, 2012. What I did on my summer vacation. My friend and I ordered dessert the other night. We were celebrating. The waiter placed 6 full-size doughnuts on the table surrounded by sauces and fruits. We are two people. SIX DOUGHNUTS. That’s when I knew: I am back in the United States. I have spent the last three months in Europe enjoying every moment, drinking every wine, walking every winding street, talking to every stranger. I decided those writings are for me. They’re not doughnuts! That fre...
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humans are funny: I'll take one Magician and Jazz Hand Wrap.
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Saturday, February 5, 2011. I'll take one Magician and Jazz Hand Wrap. This is the best picture of me from the Taboo Tales show. THE BEST ONE. I look like I'm trying to show a doctor how it hurts when I squat. With jazz hands. So many things happened this first week of February that I believe it deserves a wrap-up. This is my first blog wrap. I've had spinach wraps before though. 4 There are several magicians who want to kill me. I reviewed the Magic Castle HERE. 5 I went to a writers’ conference a...
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I banged that chick last night. She smelled like fruitcake.
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February 24, 2011. I banged that chick last night. She smelled like fruitcake. I was about seven when I heard an off-color joke I didn’t understand. My mom explained it as politely as she could. Well, Laurenne, some men like to joke around and say that a woman’s private parts smell like fish. Aaaaand that was the beginning of a very long paranoia about the scent of my own vagina. That would have been slightly comforting. If she did say that, all I heard was Holy shit! What’s that you say? Bottled. Vu...
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May you are 2 1/2 years old! Happy Birthday! | Mama Lewis
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And the amazing adventures of the half-brained baby. Laquo; Can a child have too much therapy? May you are 2 1/2 years old! October 22, 2011 by Stacie Lewis. I’m an hour early for the celebrations this year. May officially turns 2 1/2 tomorrow, but we are celebrating now with her uncle and aunt who are in from Perth, Australia. What better gift for May’s birthday than two more people around to spoil her! In keeping with previous birthday posts. Bouncing encouraged, but optional.). You can read more from ...
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Reconstruction, Health, and The End is in Sight! | DomesticDyke.com
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Two Chicks, Three Kids, One Adorable Grandbaby, Two Cats and One Dog… and a whole lot of Laughs! Reconstruction, Health, and The End is in Sight! May 20, 2015. Well, it really has been a minute – or more like a few – since my last post! In February, I promised an update as well as a blog featuring my chef friend’s new spring menu – and failed on both counts! I know, I suck. But sometimes life just, well, is life. And every day comes, whether we are ready for it or not, huh? Let’s do it! Enter your commen...
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Friendships | DomesticDyke.com
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Two Chicks, Three Kids, One Adorable Grandbaby, Two Cats and One Dog… and a whole lot of Laughs! When is it ENOUGH for YOU? June 13, 2016. When is it ENOUGH for YOU? What the hell is wrong with people? This massacre of human life did not happen as a result of our current political administration – how ridiculous is it that anyone would even utter those sentiments? I want to know how in the hell that is possible! So come on people, how can you see children get gunned down at school, or a nightclub full of...
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Two Chicks, Three Kids, One Adorable Grandbaby, Two Cats and One Dog… and a whole lot of Laughs! Category Archives: Food and Health. Pink’s Not Just for Breast Cancer Anymore, Folks! June 1, 2015. Well, folks, it’s June 1st. I can’t believe that yet another year is almost half over….AGAIN! March 2013 – Diagnosed with Stage 3 Breast Cancer (166 lbs.). April 2013 – Bilateral Radical Mastectomy (166 lbs.). Surgery day – April 10, 2013. May 2013 – Began chemotherapy (163 lbs.). January 2015 – Reconstru...
