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The Penguin Page: October 2005
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005. A few people have said that it is unfair to assume that a penguin is evil and planning to invade Scotland simply because the photograph makes him look like an evil dictator. We do understand that penguins have only two expressions (beak open, beak shut) and will apologise if proven wrong by application in writing. Posted by MT @ 3:42 pm. Part of Mark's Things*. Tuesday, October 25, 2005. Breaking News: Evil Empreror Penguin Plans Next Evil Deeds. Posted by MT @ 9:23 pm. Unfor...
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The Penguin Page: Welcome to the Central Database for Penguin Related Information
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Sunday, October 23, 2005. Welcome to the Central Database for Penguin Related Information. Penguin-related information is becoming increasingly important in today's society. Every day thousands of individuals are affected by penguin-related issues: and not all of them penguins themselves. So lets start with the basics. This is what a penguin looks like:. Penguins build nests in trees but they live in igloos. They usually eat fish, although some have been spotted eating North Atlantic Cod.
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The Penguin Page: Breaking News: Evil Empreror Penguin Plans Next Evil Deeds
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Tuesday, October 25, 2005. Breaking News: Evil Empreror Penguin Plans Next Evil Deeds. Reuters has reported that Pingu, Greenland's most notorious Penguin Dictator, is planning to invade Scotland by moving a fleet of penguins from the North Pole towards the Scottish North Coast. The operation has been codenamed "Pingu". TPP will bring you more information as we get it. Posted by MT @ 9:23 pm. Part of Mark's Things*. Security Information: This is NOT a penguin.
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The Penguin Page: February 2006
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006. Penguin attempts waterskiing without a motorboat. Posted by MT @ 3:28 pm. Part of Mark's Things*. Penguin attempts waterskiing without a motorboat. Breaking News: Evil Empreror Penguin Plans Next Ev. Security Information: This is NOT a penguin. Welcome to the Central Database for Penguin Relate. This penguin blog is part of Mark's Things*, www.marksthings.blogspot.com.
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The Penguin Page: Penguin attempts waterskiing without a motorboat
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Tuesday, February 21, 2006. Penguin attempts waterskiing without a motorboat. Posted by MT @ 3:28 pm. Part of Mark's Things*. Breaking News: Evil Empreror Penguin Plans Next Ev. Security Information: This is NOT a penguin. Welcome to the Central Database for Penguin Relate. This penguin blog is part of Mark's Things*, www.marksthings.blogspot.com.
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The Penguin Page: Security Information: This is NOT a penguin
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Sunday, October 23, 2005. Security Information: This is NOT a penguin. This creature was caught on CCTV posing as a penguin. If you see this creature or have any information please call Crimestoppers UK on 44 (0) 800 555 111. Calls are confidential and you may qualify for a cash reward. HOW TO SPOT A PENGUIN PHISHING. Penguins are always both black and white. Many impostors are black or white, but not a combination of each. An impostors "quack" or "chirp" is usually higher or lower than a penguin's.
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The Penguin Page: Disclaimer
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005. A few people have said that it is unfair to assume that a penguin is evil and planning to invade Scotland simply because the photograph makes him look like an evil dictator. We do understand that penguins have only two expressions (beak open, beak shut) and will apologise if proven wrong by application in writing. Posted by MT @ 3:42 pm. Part of Mark's Things*. Breaking News: Evil Empreror Penguin Plans Next Ev. Security Information: This is NOT a penguin.
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The Penguin Page: Tragic Accident
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Sunday, October 23, 2005. A young penguin has fallen over while gazing at a passing aeroplane. Unfortunately, with only flippers and very small feet, the youngster is unable to re-gain his balance, and to this day we do not know whether he has managed to get back on his feet. As per usual, if you have nay information on this, please let us know. The Penguin Page says;. Its time to re-open the case. Posted by MT @ 8:11 pm. Part of Mark's Things*. Security Information: This is NOT a penguin.