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The Best Blog EVER!: November 2012
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Monday, November 19, 2012. How I Could Have Been An Assistant To A Cult Leader. As soon as I decided to move, I began looking for a job. I found one, but not without first almost joining a cult. I was browsing a job posting site, posting my resume, and applying for any posting that I found interesting. I saw a position working for a CEO of an international company. It would require a lot of travel, which I enjoy, and met my salary requirements, so I applied. What the hell is the "Trivedi Effect? These jo...
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The Best Blog EVER!: August 2012
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Wednesday, August 29, 2012. If you're a girl reading this, you already know. If you're a guy, you may have suspected. Girls do not poop. I know I've written about poop, more times than polite, and I may have joked that girls poop. But we do not. We don't fart either. To make it look like we pooped. That ground work being laid out, I'd like to take this opportunity to compare the bathroom at my current job (in a very small office of. Round One: Toilet Paper. Small office: Ridiculously plush toilet paper.
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The Best Blog EVER!: September 2012
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Sunday, September 30, 2012. Willy Wonka and the Children Factory. The Oompa Loompas achieve that orange glow. By regularly bathing in children's blood. I know that Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Has already inspired two movies. But I really think a third should be made. A horror-version of the beloved children's story. I mean, why not? Willy Wonka and the Children Factory. I think the ending leaves a great opening for sequels. What do you think? Friday, September 14, 2012. Last night, I ...
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The Best Blog EVER!: Tips for dealing with a temporary receptionist.
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Tuesday, January 22, 2013. Tips for dealing with a temporary receptionist. I'm currently working as a temporary receptionist. In general, it's pretty awesome. But I've learned that a lot of people don't know how to deal with receptionist, or temp workers. So I've complied a list of tips that apply to dealing with one or the other (or both). If you phone in, and are an ass, I will inform the person you are calling that you're an ass. I will not watch your kids while you attend a meeting. Responding, "With...
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The Best Blog EVER!: Midnight in Paris
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Wednesday, November 20, 2013. A healthy uterus can trap 3-5 cats a week. And by trap, I mean that it shoots itself inside out and outside of the female body, like the stomach of a starfish, and wraps itself around the feline. The cat may put up a fight, but a healthy uterus has a thick lining for protecting itself against teeth and claws. Through the power of kegels the cat is quickly subdued, brought up into the body where it's stored for later. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Duck N Cover Show.
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The Best Blog EVER!: How I Could Have Been An Assistant To A Cult Leader
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Monday, November 19, 2012. How I Could Have Been An Assistant To A Cult Leader. As soon as I decided to move, I began looking for a job. I found one, but not without first almost joining a cult. I was browsing a job posting site, posting my resume, and applying for any posting that I found interesting. I saw a position working for a CEO of an international company. It would require a lot of travel, which I enjoy, and met my salary requirements, so I applied. What the hell is the "Trivedi Effect? These jo...
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The Best Blog EVER!: January 2013
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Tuesday, January 22, 2013. Tips for dealing with a temporary receptionist. I'm currently working as a temporary receptionist. In general, it's pretty awesome. But I've learned that a lot of people don't know how to deal with receptionist, or temp workers. So I've complied a list of tips that apply to dealing with one or the other (or both). If you phone in, and are an ass, I will inform the person you are calling that you're an ass. I will not watch your kids while you attend a meeting. Responding, "With...
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The Best Blog EVER!: February 2014
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Thursday, February 13, 2014. Normally, yes. But there was a bat, obviously blind from the bright sun, and who knows if it was a vampire bat and ready to burst into flames at any moment. That was not a bat. That was a giant mustache. Or will it stick on it's own, because it's metal? Or is that matchbox cars? But then I said, "Fuck that," and continued to drive away. Moral of the story: you need to check your car insurance, because there are ass holes like me on the road. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Http:/...
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The Best Blog EVER!: I made this after spending too much time on Pinterest this evening.
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Sunday, February 17, 2013. I made this after spending too much time on Pinterest this evening. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Subscribe To The Best Blog Ever. I made this after spending too much time on Pinter. Duck N Cover Show. Ramblings of an Ex-American in Europe. The Loss Adjuster lost his mind. The Things I Think About (Mr J's blog). I was born, I grew up, bought some gummi worms and just waiting around until my bedtime. . View my complete profile. Murdered Phone Booth by Banksy.