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Running wild since The Last Great Extinction / Email here. Thursday, September 14, 2006. Mingling at a social function, I found myself next to The Eye Doctor. How are your eyes? Fine, I said. You're getting up there, he said. You really ought to come in for an exam.. I'm fine, I said. Can you read small print? It was getting fuzzy, I said. So about a year ago I went to the drug store and bought a cheap pair of reading glasses off the rack. Now I'm fine.. Right, he said. I have a question, I said.

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Running wild since The Last Great Extinction / Email here. Thursday, September 14, 2006. Mingling at a social function, I found myself next to The Eye Doctor. How are your eyes? Fine," I said. You're getting up there," he said. "You really ought to come in for an exam.". I'm fine," I said. Can you read small print? It was getting fuzzy," I said. "So about a year ago I went to the drug store and bought a cheap pair of reading glasses off the rack. Now I'm fine.". Right," he said. I have a question," I said.

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Running wild since The Last Great Extinction / Email here. Thursday, September 07, 2006. I have a question," I said. Yes," LZ said. I went to a clothes store at lunch time," I said. My God," LZ replied. "What could have possessed you? That impending wedding," I said. "I can't go in cargo shorts and a faded golf shirt, can I? And aren't I the one with the question? No and yes," LZ said. What's the difference between a sport coat and a blazer? I think a blazer is probably gayer that a sport coat," LZ said.

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