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SPORTSQUOTES: I GUESS THAT 'DON'T CRY FOR ME' STUFF IS OLD NEWS
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Dedicated to Charles "I was misquoted in my autobiography" Barkley Email here. Wednesday, June 07, 2006. I GUESS THAT 'DON'T CRY FOR ME' STUFF IS OLD NEWS. We like to cry a lot and to play the role of victims, and we always need to convoke demons from outside to explain our failures.". Ezequiel Fernández Moores, a popular Argentine sports and political commentator. Posted by factsunlimited @ 6/07/2006. Football isnt a contact sport, its a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. What The Monkey Saw.
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MONKEYSAYS
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Running wild since The Last Great Extinction / Email here. Wednesday, April 05, 2006. SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL SHERIFF. Is that all today sir? The woman at the counter of the local farm/feed store asks, as she points to the 10 lb. pound of dog food I have set on the counter. Yes, that's all," I say. You know we have the bigger bags," she says. I know, " I say, "but I don't have the bigger money today.". But, it's a better buy," she says. That's OK," I say. "This will be fine.". Comments: Post a Comment.
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MONKEYSAYS
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Running wild since The Last Great Extinction / Email here. Friday, June 10, 2005. The Things and I were spending a lazy Sunday morning watching. Suddenly T2 jumped up and pointed to the screen. That's wrong," she shouted. "That's wrong! I jumped up too, in confusion. I asked. "What's wrong? Look," she shouted. "Look! The ocean floor is not in the sunny zone. The movie is wrong.". I think they call it artistic license," I said. In the sunny zone.". That's different," T2 said. "But it's not wrong.". T1 mad...
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MONKEYSAYS
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Running wild since The Last Great Extinction / Email here. Friday, April 07, 2006. LZ calls me at work. Is it possible that you forgot to lock the door this morning? Hmm," I reply. Not only was it unlocked, it was actually left open a few inches," she says. Um," I say. Do you think you went to work and just left the door wide open? What room are you in? The dining room," LZ replies. Do me a favor," I say, "and walk to the living room.". Look around," I say. "Is our stuff still there? Stuff like that.".
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MONKEYSAYS
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Running wild since The Last Great Extinction / Email here. Monday, March 13, 2006. THE END OF THE DARK AGES. Did you have Centers when you were in school? And what exactly are Centers? Special places in the room where you can go for Art, Music, Computers and Games, and things," she explained. Well," I said, "we didn't call them Centers, but we had most of those things when I was in school, except computers.". And we had televisions, and phones, of course," I said. Posted by factsunlimited @ 3/13/2006.
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MONKEYSAYS
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Running wild since The Last Great Extinction / Email here. Tuesday, October 25, 2005. I was sitting in the conference room. It was quiet. I started to read a magazine. Eventually the police came. "You'll have to come with us," one of them said, almost in a whisper. I didn't resist. They cuffed me and took me away. At the station I was put into a green room with a metal table and three metal chairs. One of them asked. I killed them all," I said. "One after the other. I won't deny it.". Yes," I said. Was i...
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MONKEYSAYS
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Running wild since The Last Great Extinction / Email here. Friday, December 02, 2005. LORD OF THE FUNGI. I joined a club at school," T2 said. Really," I said. "I didn't know they had clubs in 1st grade.". This one is at recess only," she said. "It's called the Popular Club.". Who made up the name? Samantha and Sabrina made it up and they asked me Tiffany to join," T2 said. Listen," I said. "I'm glad you're having fun, but there shouldn't be any meanness involved.". She furrowed her brow.
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SPORTSQUOTES: BEGONE
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Dedicated to Charles "I was misquoted in my autobiography" Barkley Email here. Wednesday, May 23, 2007. ALL NONSENSE HAS MOVED TO: THETHOUGHTFULPIG.BLOGSPOT.COM. Posted by factsunlimited @ 5/23/2007. In life, as in football, you wont go far unless you know where the goalposts are. Arnold H. Glasgow. View my complete profile. What The Monkey Saw.
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WHAT THE MONKEY SAW: April 2006
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WHAT THE MONKEY SAW. In an aside almost Kafkaesque in its poignant irony, the prosecutor informed us that What the Monkey Saw, while both prima facie incriminating, and, curiously, exculpatory in our jursidiction, was neither here nor there, as the judge would never permit a primate to testify under oath. Email me. Saturday, April 29, 2006. WHO SAID IT #5. I have girlfriends that love gratuitous violence, blood and gore and people getting carved to pieces.". G Chris Zelez, female horror movie fan. Posted...
