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Who is McDougal?: Beating me in the face
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Monday, May 14, 2007. Beating me in the face. This post may be my last. I've lost too much blood. McDougal has composed a joke and cannot log in here directly. When I assured him I didn't know his password, he punched me six times in the face with a tire iron and maybe three more with a brick. I'm having one of those days where I wish I were Reginald Denny. McDougal says:. I have a pet spider monkey that I got for $20 from a homeless guy. His name is Genitals. I don't know the monkey's name. Part IV of IV.
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Sexual Prime...What's up with that?: May 2006
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Sexual Prime.What's up with that? Just don't get caught with your pants down! I spent the first portion of my life growing up in the same place and just when I was matured and settled, a big gust of wind set me on a course to new unpredictable adventures. I have no idea what my path will be and how many things I will run into, but the ride is sure fun! View my complete profile. HNT break and weekend recap. Time for a change! The weekend is really here? Wednesday, May 31, 2006. Life is so unfair! In honor...
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Who is McDougal?
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Thursday, May 17, 2007. And then there was that policewoman in Macon, Georgia. Man, she was beautiful. Her hair shined like copper. McDougal. Fell in love with her immediately. Of course, it would never have worked out. And anyway, she was only interested in McDougal. For his traffic violations. He showed up drunk at the jewelry store late one night, with the diamond from his grandmother's wedding ring and a hollowpoint. Bullet. Later that night, when he shot her with it, her Kevlar. Part IV of IV.
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Who is McDougal?: Archives
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007. From the Desk of the Campaign Manager. To: All Campaign Staff. Campaign then infiltrate their assigned rival campaign. If you are not aware of your assigned letter class, that means you were never given one, and are hereby. Terminated. The internship program is suspended, effective immediately. Posted by Friends of McDougal at 7:36 PM. Some things about me. And then there was that policewoman in Macon, Geor. Beating me in the face. A Laymans Guide to Horrific Trampoline Injuries.
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Queue and Eh?: Interview I : Calzone
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Is now accepting submissions. Please click here. Lord Duke Nick Seaman. Clearwaterton, Kansashire, United Kingdom. Please remit all communications to me at this address:. Lord Duke Nick Seaman. 48 Carrington Place Crescent. Closet Behind The Loo. View my complete profile. Wednesday, November 16, 2005. Interview I : Calzone. Ladies and gentleman it is with great apathy that I introduce to you the filthiest stuffed animal in the history of stuffed things: Calzone. Current Proximity to Liquor: I’m wasted yo’.
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Queue and Eh?: November 2005
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Is now accepting submissions. Please click here. Lord Duke Nick Seaman. Clearwaterton, Kansashire, United Kingdom. Please remit all communications to me at this address:. Lord Duke Nick Seaman. 48 Carrington Place Crescent. Closet Behind The Loo. View my complete profile. Wasted Bandwidth IV: Return Of The Bandwidth. Wasted Bandwidth 3: 4 Times Faster and Like 15 Tim. Wasted Bandwidth II: Electoral Boogaloo. Interview III : Little Miss Knit. Interview II : Todd. Interview I : Calzone. Interview II : Todd.
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Who is McDougal?: Why McDougal Hates Poets
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Monday, March 12, 2007. Why McDougal Hates Poets. Brother McDougal called me in a fever and recited the following 37 reasons why he hates poets:. Chompers. Poets can't be doctors. Poets can't even pay their water bills or submit their own shit to get published . Well, the really hungry and really bad can. Poets generally can't get out of bed before noon and seldom keep appointments. If two roads diverged in a yellow wood and you beat a poet to death with a. Large rock, would anyone care? Google doesn't l...
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Rant in My Pocket: Phantom Rubber Dolly
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Rant in My Pocket. The Big Man has spoken. You heard it here first. I pick a rant out of my pocket, dust the lint off of it, and type it out. If it's a good day, my fingers don't get stuck in the keyboard. My secretary says I shouldn't type so hard and that wouldn't happen. Monday, June 26, 2006. Is somebody listening to "Rubber Dolly" over and over again somewhere in the basement? I keep hearing it, but I can't figure out where it's coming from. Posted by Michelle Souliere @ 11:41 AM.