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One Messy Lady: March 2010

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I guess hindsight is not 20/20. Ok. That's a bad pun, but it fits with the picture AND the situation that my best friend, Mother of the Cool Niece (henceforth to be known as MOCN) called me about on her lunch hour today. I need to give you background, first. About four years ago, while MOCN was still living across the courtyard from me, she was raving about her cleaning lady. " A goddess", she said, "and she doesn't charge the earth, either! All this and she adored the cats, too! So We come to today....

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One Messy Lady: May 2010

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Things I plan on doing that are "bad" for me. A Messy Poll! I keep hearing about all of the things in life that are going to kill us, and I'm really starting to wonder just how seriously to take them. Of course, whenever I say things like this, someone gets all indignant and tells me how horrible I am that I would do such things and how dare I even consider it. What am I going to do then? Dessert. I'm going to eat desserts. In all their sugary glory. That's what gyms are for, right? It IS milk gone bad!

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SHADDAP!: Grow The F%@k Up!

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Grow The F%@k Up! I can't cover every single holiday. Happy December! I just don't care. I'll take it a day at a time, and every day spent not shovelling snow is a good one as far as I'm concerned. However, we soldier on. The tree has changed, the venue changes regularly and the world continues to rotate. We must be doing something right, because it's all fun. Too bad this week's writers to Prudie are all a bunch of assholes (see my last column for an explanation of that term). What do you want? Do you e...

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The Great Sage: December 2010

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The ruminations and proclamations of the Great Sage, having relocated from a certain other defunct board which shall remain nameless. Saturday, December 18, 2010. The Sage apologizes for the unavoidable delay in advising this week's Seekers. Technical difficulties made the Mystic Cave inaccessible. However, this advise has been waiting in the wings until access was restored. Be that as it may, since you seem intent upon this marriage, take the test, learn to grovel, and have yourself surgically sterilized.

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The Great Sage: February 2011

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The ruminations and proclamations of the Great Sage, having relocated from a certain other defunct board which shall remain nameless. Thursday, February 24, 2011. The Sage has emerged from the mystic cave this morning, eager to engage a new crop of Seekers, who may be found here http:/ www.slate.com/id/2286140/. Simply put, the Sage urges you to tell them that this information is personal and therefore is none of their business. The Sage agrees that treating the air in your own cubicle is the most viable...

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The Great Sage: October 2011

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The ruminations and proclamations of the Great Sage, having relocated from a certain other defunct board which shall remain nameless. Monday, October 17, 2011. Hello As the Sage was unable to locate any great minds to edify the Seekers, and was unwilling to address them personally, the task today has fallen upon me. First, look here http:/ www.slate.com/articles/life/dear prudence/2011/10/should they tell their twins they came from donor eggs .html. 5 What's your question? 6 That's what I said. 7 Contact...

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The Great Sage: September 2011

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The ruminations and proclamations of the Great Sage, having relocated from a certain other defunct board which shall remain nameless. Friday, September 30, 2011. Today's (yesterday's) Seekers may be found here:. Http:/ www.slate.com/articles/life/dear prudence/2011/09/dear prudence my abusive mother haunts my dreams .single.html. 1 The first Seeker is dismayed at her physical likeness to her poor excuse for a mother. The Sage has just one word for you: Transfer. The Sage asks how someone who is not attra...

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From A Submariner's Perspective

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From A Submariner's Perspective. From a Submariner's Perspective. Is a weekly column, written in response to the letters sent in to advice columnist "Prudie" at Slate.com. Each week, The Submariner responds to the letter writers in a way that Slate.com author, Emily Yoffe, probably can't (but perhaps would like to.). Each entry is headed with a link to the orginal questions and Yoffe's answers. Enjoy! Once the answers are published, I'll drop you a note letting you know. Thursday, December 22, 2011.

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Misantropismes: February 2012

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Thursday, February 23, 2012. Letter 1 is from a jealous husband. Prudie tells him not to be jealous. He's really pathetic. Video is from a woman who works in an office next to a belcher. Prudie says to get all those indisposed by the belcher to gang up and go see the boss. I don't believe this: she can hear a belch from another office (with a wall, not a partition, between them), and hear it over the sound of music? Prudie says: Are you crazy? I agree. Install a portapotty in the backyard and tell he...