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What? I don't FEEL like someone's mom!: May 2008
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Wednesday, May 21, 2008. I am not sh*tting you. So we sat down to watch our TiVo'd "American Idol" results show. Just as Ryan Seacrest was about to announce the winner, I told my husband, "I don't think there's enough time." He's like, "What do you mean? I said, "Well, it says '1:59', so if Ryan doesn't tell us, TiVo's going to cut out." He's like, "No, it won't." I said, "It's going to be, 'David.' and then we won't know! So Ryan says, "The winner of American Idol is. David.". We burst out laughing.
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What? I don't FEEL like someone's mom!: November 2008
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Monday, November 24, 2008. The laughs keep rolling in. Neighbor comes to front door. Neighbor: The dome light's on in your car again. Me (sarcastically, to Colin): You wouldn't know any little boys who do that, now, do you? Colin (not understanding sarcasm): Yes I do. I do it all the time. Neighbor (above neighbor's wife) is talking to Colin. Neighbor: Do you play nice with Sissy? Neighbor: You don't play nice with Sissy? Colin: No, not "Sissy", it "Baby Hayden". You not speak Engwish. Me (seeing brown s...
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What? I don't FEEL like someone's mom!: Happy Birthday, Jeff!
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Monday, November 17, 2008. Happy Birthday, Jeff! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I don't FEEL like someone's mom! Baby #1: May 2005. Baby #2: January 2008. I'm officially someone's mom. I don't FEEL like someone's mom! Baby #1: May 2005. Baby #2: January 2008. I'm officially someone's mom. I keep an eye on. Jeff Buckley - Official Website. Les deux pieds sur Terre. No Peanuts, Please. Notes from Central Africa. Overheard in New York. View my complete profile. The laughs keep rolling in.
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What? I don't FEEL like someone's mom!: Yay Pizza Hut! (Kind of.)
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008. Colin's going to a birthday party this weekend where Pizza Hut products will be served (as well as cake). So I went to the Pizza Hut. Website and quickly and easily found their allergen information. Under the "nutrition" link. (Why can't all companies make it this easy for me? So that's the "yay" part. However, turns out all of their pizza sauce might be cross-contaminated with peanuts. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I don't FEEL like someone's mom! I keep an eye on.
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What? I don't FEEL like someone's mom!: September 2008
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Friday, September 12, 2008. Colin has taught me a lot in the past few days. We don't eat dachshunds, Mommy.". Dachshunds don't wear swimsuits, Mommy.". There are too many kids, so there's no swings available.". She's a baby, so she not learn.". Meanwhile, I'm still about 1700 e-mails behind in my professional groups, I started back to work one day per week, and the kitchen has never looked cleaner. Bravo. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I don't FEEL like someone's mom! I don't FEEL like someone's mom!
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What? I don't FEEL like someone's mom!: August 2008
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008. Colin's going to a birthday party this weekend where Pizza Hut products will be served (as well as cake). So I went to the Pizza Hut. Website and quickly and easily found their allergen information. Under the "nutrition" link. (Why can't all companies make it this easy for me? So that's the "yay" part. However, turns out all of their pizza sauce might be cross-contaminated with peanuts. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I don't FEEL like someone's mom! I don't FEEL like someone's mom!
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What? I don't FEEL like someone's mom!: March 2008
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Monday, March 31, 2008. American Idol, here we come. Colin has taken to making up songs now. This little ditty, sung to the tune of "Frere Jacques", was debuted today, on the swings at the park, and name-drops two friends of his from school. Sing along! I saw spider, I saw spider. Who will touch the spider? Who will touch the spider? Sunday, March 30, 2008. Somewhere in Orange County, a math teacher silently weeps. Check out this phone conversation from four o'clock this afternoon. Me: Oh, okay. And I wa...
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What? I don't FEEL like someone's mom!: June 2008
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Thursday, June 12, 2008. The White House's request. No, not that White House. The saga of the "potty-training classroom" reaches its narrative climax. Just after the dramatic climax, which was when I found Colin's teacher with gloves on, emptying poo into a toilet, with boys running up and down the portable hallway, and she couldn't call for help because she was one over the appropriate ratio. The Powers That Be had decided that Colin's class - which is a "potty-training class" - should be moved to a.
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What? I don't FEEL like someone's mom!: October 2008
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Thursday, October 30, 2008. Hallowe'en cookies, thanks to Betty Crocker. Because Betty Crocker has such good allergen ingredient labelling, we were able to purchase sugar cookie mix with (relative) confidence and make some certifiably adorable Hallowe'en cookies. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I don't FEEL like someone's mom! Baby #1: May 2005. Baby #2: January 2008. I'm officially someone's mom. I don't FEEL like someone's mom! Baby #1: May 2005. Baby #2: January 2008. I'm officially someone's mom.
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What? I don't FEEL like someone's mom!: The laughs keep rolling in...
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Monday, November 24, 2008. The laughs keep rolling in. Neighbor comes to front door. Neighbor: The dome light's on in your car again. Me (sarcastically, to Colin): You wouldn't know any little boys who do that, now, do you? Colin (not understanding sarcasm): Yes I do. I do it all the time. Neighbor (above neighbor's wife) is talking to Colin. Neighbor: Do you play nice with Sissy? Neighbor: You don't play nice with Sissy? Colin: No, not "Sissy", it "Baby Hayden". You not speak Engwish. I keep an eye on.