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SQUAWKING: June 2009
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Tuesday, June 30, 2009. THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD! Yes, the worst has happened. The worst possible thing in the whole universe has happened. The worst insult to My royal majestic Person has happened. This is impossible! This cannot possibly be happening. My Majesty's worst, very worst nightmare. My Majesty has bitten her - HARD! On her arm, even today. That fu- -no, wait, such language is beneath My Majesty's great and mighty Dignity! O, yes, they have found a consort for My Majesty. But that is closer.
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SQUAWKING: May 2013
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Tuesday, May 7, 2013. I know. Completely inappropriate. But I have to post it somewhere so I can pin it. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). I AM THE QUEEN - GEEKS ARE PEASANTS. AW, BEAUTY PERSONIFIED. She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. PARROTS, LIKE ME. About My Majesty the Queen. Queen Gathuku's Favourite Sites. HRH The Galloping Skirt. Sing A Song-US Govt-Style.
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The Man at the Pub: March 2009
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The Man at the Pub. Thursday, 19 March 2009. I hate supermarkets. I always try to be in and out of them in 10 or so minutes, list in hand, bristling with optimism and impatience. However my plans for an efficient trip with a quick getaway are inevitably thwarted. Can anybody like a supermarket? How can you like a place where when you rock up and have to park miles away because noone can see lines on asphalt these days and leave three-quarter parking spaces everywhere? Not because the eggs are. Won't be a...
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Lillys Flights: My Birthday
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Tuesday, September 11, 2007. Today is my birthday and I'm here with Mai and Suni. I guess you could say I'm surrounded by friendly Sikhs. We've all been sick but we're better now. The Three Sikhs ( TTS. In unison): Happy Birthday, Lilly! You guys are so funny. You always make me laugh. M: It's good to laugh. Deposit laughter in the karma bank to pay off past and future debts. A: Is that a Sikh teaching? I never heard anything like that. S: It's gorgeous. Did he hire a professional calligrapher? S: A land...
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SQUAWKING: July 2007
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Monday, July 23, 2007. I, My Majesty, has laid an egg! I admit, at first I had no idea What was happening. But then, from My Imperial Body, issued an egg. Perfect beautiful, lovely! Now I know that from eggs come baby parrots. I was so happy. But then that bitch Fatlady told me that my egg would not have proper genetic material, as My majesty has not taken a consort. I am now trying to find the proper genetic material, but as yet, I have had no good fortune. Then I got to. Thinking. Why a bird? Wednesday...
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The Man at the Pub: June 2009
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The Man at the Pub. Tuesday, 30 June 2009. I bought a ukelele the other day. I've wanted one for a long time. Its bright red, and cost thirty bucks. It's very easy to play. It was either a ukelele or an electric guitar, but taking an electric guitar camping has drawbacks, like scaring the kangaroos away. and needing a generator. Posted by Cinema Minima @ 08:20. Monday, 29 June 2009. I just made the connection that the real-life principal who acted in. Summer Heights High,. All the kids loved EB. Merchand...
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The Man at the Pub: September 2009
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The Man at the Pub. Tuesday, 29 September 2009. A bit o' biffo. T'was a time when there was honour in biffo. Nowadays all honour has gone and in it's place is something insidious. In the 21st century when a man is knocked down it is merely the beginning, and the kicking of heads, stomping of ribs, glassing etc ensues. Gentlemanly restraint has died and in it's place is an unfeeling, unfettered bloodlust. Shame on us men! How did we allow ourselves to sink so low? Weapons were strictly forbidden. I'm not ...
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The Man at the Pub: May 2009
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The Man at the Pub. Friday, 29 May 2009. After a hard day's blogging in the Batcave, there's nothing I like more than cooling my brain with a nice cold beer. In fact I'm quite partial to a frosty one during. I'm not a savage. Actually, Hoegaarden (not at all amusingly pronounced who-garden. And Hoegaarden also surprises with it's light, jazzy body and crisp finish, quite different to the heaviness associated with the clay-like, swirling sediments typical of some other bottle-fermented brews. The head...
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SQUAWKING
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Tuesday, May 7, 2013. I know. Completely inappropriate. But I have to post it somewhere so I can pin it. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). I AM THE QUEEN - GEEKS ARE PEASANTS. AW, BEAUTY PERSONIFIED. She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. PARROTS, LIKE ME. About My Majesty the Queen. Queen Gathuku's Favourite Sites. HRH The Galloping Skirt. Sing A Song-US Govt-Style. The Bestest Blog of All Times.
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SQUAWKING: May 2007
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Monday, May 28, 2007. HELP, HELP, OH, HELP! My Majesty is in great despair, SQUAWK, SQUAWK, SQUAWK. My feathers, my beautiful, glorious green. Amazon feathers - oh, yeah, and the dumb little white. Downy things, too - are falling out! SQUAWK, SQUAWK, SQUAWK. Help me, help me, help me. I'm just a poor little, spectacled Amazon parrot, far from my homeland, oppressed by all these strange people who don't appreciate my gorgeous majesty. What can I do? But this battle has only begun and I SHALL WIN THE WAR!