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Rocking Offkey: Look Ma, He doesn't let me spy on his new toy on his curbside
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Veritas veritatum omnia veritas, vanitas vanitatum omnia vanitas. Tuesday, March 10, 2009. Look Ma, He doesn't let me spy on his new toy on his curbside. That's essentially what The Pentagon said. In a story that breaks out to media. USNS Impeccable. The sonar equipped Navy spy-ship was turned away about 75 miles off the coast of Hainan island, and near the Chinese submarine base. China, in rebuttal. Emphasized that the incident happened in Exclusive Economic Zone. Either way, for the U.S. to pro...NYT g...
Rocking Offkey: April 2009
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Veritas veritatum omnia veritas, vanitas vanitatum omnia vanitas. Tuesday, April 28, 2009. This might be old news. When talking about Shangfang, a Beijing University Professor and scholar claims that 90 percent of those repetitive shangfang people are psychologically paranoid. Shangfang is a Chinese word, meaning skipping local judiciary and seeking justice from a higher authority, usually in Beijing. His claim stirs a big commotion. Related Content of This Rocking Post. Posted by Rocking Offkey.
Rocking Offkey: March 2009
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Veritas veritatum omnia veritas, vanitas vanitatum omnia vanitas. Tuesday, March 24, 2009. Cherry Blossom and What not. It's not about the Japanese restaurant I used to eat out. It's the latest internet buzz of public debate in China. A twosome of mom and daughter was chastised and booed away by students of Wuhan University while posing for photos with cherry blossom, wearing Japanese Kimono. And public debate ensues. Related Content of This Rocking Post. Posted by Rocking Offkey. Links to this post.
Rocking Offkey: China's New Year Shopping List
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Veritas veritatum omnia veritas, vanitas vanitatum omnia vanitas. Monday, January 12, 2009. China's New Year Shopping List. With a retrenching U.S. economy and stash of foreign reserve. What's on China's new year shopping list as "Niu (ox)" year approaches? Early indications are that they are not blowing cash on the wall street, like what Japanese did in the nineties. In stead, China keeps her eyes on talent and human resources. Related Content of This Rocking Post. Posted by Rocking Offkey.
Rocking Offkey: February 2009
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Veritas veritatum omnia veritas, vanitas vanitatum omnia vanitas. Thursday, February 19, 2009. Dark Comedies in Crisis Time. These are the times of dark comedy. They make you laugh out loud, and deeply sad at the same time. Even the best New Year's Movie wouldn't have scripted it. (This year's Chinese New Year's Movie, If You Are The One. Wasn't very good.). The story of Chinese mistress contest taking tragic turn:. It was during the trip that Yu reportedly drove the car off the cliff. Zhang Weiying, a p...
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The Chinglish Adventures of Chairman Mao: Your Internet Speech
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Tuesday, June 8, 2010. China published a new whitish paper. About its invention of internet policy. China guarantees the freedom of speech of its citizens online. The paper states that "Chinese citizens fully enjoy freedom of speech on the Internet." Chairman Mao agrees that people are free to speaking their open minds online until the censors find and delete the offensive material and send the publishers to labor camp. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Comrades and Foreign Devils. Booze, Food, Travel.
The Chinglish Adventures of Chairman Mao: Back from the Dead
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Thursday, July 7, 2011. Back from the Dead. Former Chairman Jiang Zemin loves playing practical jokes. And everyone fell for it once again. Jiang Zemin's other great practical jokes with Chinese characteristics:. In June 1989, he promised to give students everything they want.as long as it didn't bring shame to their parents. He said it was perfectly safe to sell blood in Henan province. The following year he erased Henan from the maps so journalists couldn't find it. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
The Chinglish Adventures of Chairman Mao: Laowai's New Gig
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Saturday, July 3, 2010. Chairman Mao fired his English teacher. A while ago. He showed up to class drunk too many times. But in recently times, Mao found that English teacher has a new work in New York's Chinatown. It's nice that laowai teacher learned enough Chinese to find a new work. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). The great communist leader of China is still alive. Chairman Mao Zedong is traveling the world and sharing his thoughts. Join Mao as he opens and reforms China for the masses.
The Chinglish Adventures of Chairman Mao: Give Peace a Chance
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Friday, December 10, 2010. Give Peace a Chance. Harmonious Chinese society announced the winner of the Confucius Peace Prize for Glorious Harmoniousness of Society Person to Benefit Harmony in China. This prestigious prize was invented thousands of years before the Nobel Peace Prize and is a great tradition of China. This year China honored Lien Chan. Prize to an orphan girl who will return to her work unit at Foxconn, where she helps create gadgetry for Apple. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
The Chinglish Adventures of Chairman Mao: BZZZZZZ
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Saturday, June 19, 2010. Chairman Mao has come down with World Cup fever- it's much more dangerous than swine flu as it renders the millions of infected people useless for a month. After the soccer has finished, Mao plans to eat the mascot as it is very good for vitality. Plus, the big cheetah is sure to taste better than the Fuwa or Haibao. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Comrades and Foreign Devils. Booze, Food, Travel. Waiguoren Critic of South China. China Daily - Mao's Only Trusted News.
The Chinglish Adventures of Chairman Mao: Google Returns
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Thursday, April 1, 2010. Chairman Mao pulled some strings and got the almighty Chinese government to drop this silly spat with Google over censorship. There's no reason for us to have the Great Firewall anymore. Welcome back Google, Twitter, Facebook, etc. While we're at it, we'll revalue the Yuan to a more reasonable rate to appease those capitalist roaders in Washington. Chairman Mao loves the spring air that warms up China in April. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Comrades and Foreign Devils.
The Chinglish Adventures of Chairman Mao: Liu Who?
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Friday, October 8, 2010. The smoked salmon eating viking pirates of Euroland awarded Nobel Peace Prize to Chinese man named Liu Xiaobo. While Chairman Mao is pleased that this prize is finally coming home to great China where it was invented 2500 years ago, he is also regrettably to inform Norwegianese that this person does not exist. In glorious 5000 years history of harmonious and human rights abiding China, no one by the name Liu Xiaobo has ever existed. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
The Chinglish Adventures of Chairman Mao: The Right Beat
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010. Chairman Mao has digged up this classical Chinese video from our greatly successful Cultural Revolution. This is irrefutable evidence that China invented Michael Jackson. We kindly ask the WTO to grant China royalties from years past. Incredible creativity to juxtapose Michael Jackson and Chairman Mao. Where did you get the footage? August 18, 2010 at 12:12 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Comrades and Foreign Devils. Booze, Food, Travel. Waiguoren Critic of South China.
The Chinglish Adventures of Chairman Mao: The Right Contract
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Thursday, June 3, 2010. Chairman Mao is proud of Foxconn for doing the right thing for the mental healthiness of its employees. Comrades that taking own lifes by jumping off the Shenzhen office building are causing the company to lose face. But now, Foxconn is making employees sign an agreement to not kill themselves on the company property. Thank you to Shanghaiist. For translating the contract for our laowai friends. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Comrades and Foreign Devils. Booze, Food, Travel.
The Chinglish Adventures of Chairman Mao: Super-duper Computing
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Friday, October 29, 2010. China has the world's fasterist computer in the world. Suck on that Foreignland! Chairman Mao would like to thank Commodore Computers for helping China's super-genius computer geek squad in assembling great computers from Ikea. Wen Jiabao was very helpful with the Allen wrench. With this greatly designed feat of computer engineering, Chinese can access all 20 government-approved websites in great fastness. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Comrades and Foreign Devils.
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Veritas veritatum omnia veritas, vanitas vanitatum omnia vanitas. Friday, August 14, 2009. His name is Ahmed. Ni Hao" Ahmed greets me in his funny Chinese. On any given day, Ahmed would holler at he in either Chinese, English, Arabic, or French, depending on his mood. Ahmed was born in Iraq, he lived in Lebanon. This guy is a douche bag." His chin motioned to a leaving figure, wide and white, while he prepared for my latte. I actually caught the end of their conversation, wherein the guy commented that "...
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