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Unpleasantville | Vomitola
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You're the Mary. July 14, 2014. Gather round, my dumplings! It is time for a near-quarterly blog post. I would like to share a brief statement on Haus of Vomitola’s Q2 earnings. NONE! Not since we were banned from Google AdSense have we made a red cent on this thing. This is all about unconditional love and finally remembering a password. But it’s all different now, because I understand the real value of alpacas as a tax shelter. But this week, Mercury is out of retrograde, and the super moon has passed ...
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time travel | Vomitola
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You're the Mary. Tag Archives: time travel. Tick me off your to-don’t list. March 11, 2014. I prefer not to. My dear seeing eye drones, I am reading a book about how everyone is not really as busy as they claim to be. Apparently we in America have something like 30 hours of leisure time available to us each week! Or have someone read it to me, but who has time to keep score? Not most us, apparently. Go on, wiggle your toes. You want to be adoooooooooooooooored! Or because I failed to write a self-help bo...
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Licketysplit | Vomitola
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You're the Mary. All posts by Licketysplit. The perfect time to blog. August 31, 2014. If not now, when? I can never tell if I’m the mink or the bird. July 15, 2014. Won't you be my nemesis. When I was a child, I thought people sucked as a child. Yes, lots of people sucked. My parents sucked. My hillbilly neighbors sucked. My eventual schoolmates? But when I became a woman, I really put childish things on the FAST TRACK! Knocking people off chairs? Like “Wow, that asshole from high school still car...
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Tick me off your to-don’t list | Vomitola
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You're the Mary. Tick me off your to-don’t list. March 11, 2014. I prefer not to. My dear seeing eye drones, I am reading a book about how everyone is not really as busy as they claim to be. Apparently we in America have something like 30 hours of leisure time available to us each week! Or have someone read it to me, but who has time to keep score? Not most us, apparently. Go on, wiggle your toes. You want to be adoooooooooooooooored! A recent look at just a segment of my to-do list, for your perusal:.
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Greatest Non-Prosecutable Hits | Vomitola
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You're the Mary. 2/4/03, on manchowder for what ails you. Not actual medical advice. 2/19/03, Lambchop’s rendering of the origin of the species. 3/19/03, Kitty Winn instructs on taking the perfect Victim Tribute Photo. 4/29/03, wherein we introduce the term “Makeshift Chamber of Horrors”. 8/03, we went to see. RIP Brittany Murphy. And Dakota Fanning. Oh, she’s not? 11/13/03, the origins of Vomitola. 11/18/03, Lambchop provides a point. Counterpoint: Bodddyyyy, I am tired of doing our taxes! 7/14/07, Lick...
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Uncategorized | Vomitola
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You're the Mary. The perfect time to blog. August 31, 2014. If not now, when? I can never tell if I’m the mink or the bird. July 15, 2014. Won't you be my nemesis. When I was a child, I thought people sucked as a child. Yes, lots of people sucked. My parents sucked. My hillbilly neighbors sucked. My eventual schoolmates? But when I became a woman, I really put childish things on the FAST TRACK! Knocking people off chairs? I realized the power of giving and receiving. The Christian way, really. Like ̶...
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hypomania | Vomitola
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You're the Mary. July 14, 2014. Gather round, my dumplings! It is time for a near-quarterly blog post. I would like to share a brief statement on Haus of Vomitola’s Q2 earnings. NONE! Not since we were banned from Google AdSense have we made a red cent on this thing. This is all about unconditional love and finally remembering a password. But it’s all different now, because I understand the real value of alpacas as a tax shelter. But this week, Mercury is out of retrograde, and the super moon has passed ...
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wood chipper | Vomitola
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You're the Mary. Tag Archives: wood chipper. July 14, 2014. Gather round, my dumplings! It is time for a near-quarterly blog post. I would like to share a brief statement on Haus of Vomitola’s Q2 earnings. NONE! Not since we were banned from Google AdSense have we made a red cent on this thing. This is all about unconditional love and finally remembering a password. But it’s all different now, because I understand the real value of alpacas as a tax shelter. But this week, Mercury is out of retrograde, an...
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mannschaft | Vomitola
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You're the Mary. July 14, 2014. Gather round, my dumplings! It is time for a near-quarterly blog post. I would like to share a brief statement on Haus of Vomitola’s Q2 earnings. NONE! Not since we were banned from Google AdSense have we made a red cent on this thing. This is all about unconditional love and finally remembering a password. But it’s all different now, because I understand the real value of alpacas as a tax shelter. But this week, Mercury is out of retrograde, and the super moon has passed ...