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To do List: Crafts. Bring your own marbles. Laquo; 2010 in review. How to stick stuff to the ceiling. 4 January 2011 by Tracy. A little tutorial that will keep the kids busy for about… 10 minutes. Way back while I was studying, a friend showed me how to do this. Probably seems very straight forward, but heck, I didn’t think about it at the time. Mom bought Lili some glow in the dark. Stars; I had some of mine left over from res days, so yesterday we put them up. I think this ceiling needs some stars.
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Funny Jokes and Stuff: Chili Con Carne
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Funny Jokes and Stuff. A Laugh A Day. April 12, 2011. A cowboy walks into a seedy bar in Medicine Bow, Wyoming. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, 'If you ain't gonna eat that. Mind if I do? The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and, in his best cowboy manner, says, 'Nah, you go ahead.'.
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To do List: Crafts. Bring your own marbles. Anne's 101 in 1001. Annie and PB Go Geocaching. Playing with your food. Postcrossing And Other Things I Like. So I was thinking. Tracy Todd's Blog. Welcome to Tracy's Topics. Here {almost} everything revolves around my list of 101 Things in 1001 days. From family, crafts and postcrossing to memes and the odd recipe - anything goes @ Tracy's Topics. This site views best in Firefox. Read my complete profile here. Copy and paste the text below. 101 in 1001 (38).
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Funny Jokes and Stuff: 1/2/11 - 1/9/11
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Funny Jokes and Stuff. A Laugh A Day. January 8, 2011. I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half-dozen nuggets. We don't have a half-dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. So I can't order a half-dozen. Nuggets but I can order six? That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. MAKES YOU WONDER HOW THESE PEOPLE CAN SURVIVE. Just ...
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Funny Jokes and Stuff: The Old Coot
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Funny Jokes and Stuff. A Laugh A Day. February 4, 2011. An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The barrels of the shotg...
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Funny Jokes and Stuff: 1/9/11 - 1/16/11
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Funny Jokes and Stuff. A Laugh A Day. January 15, 2011. You know you're a Redneck if. Pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. Last year you hid Easter eggs. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is " out of your league. Bowls on a different night. Jack Daniel's makes your list of " Most Admired People. You think Genitalia is an Italian airline. Doc," ...
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Funny Jokes and Stuff: 12/26/10 - 1/2/11
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Funny Jokes and Stuff. A Laugh A Day. January 1, 2011. One day a man decided to retire. He booked himself on a Caribbean. Cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and coconuts. After about four months, he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief, he asks, "Where did you come from? How did you get here?
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Funny Jokes and Stuff: 12/5/10 - 12/12/10
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Funny Jokes and Stuff. A Laugh A Day. December 10, 2010. Question : What is the height of globalization? Answer : Princess Diana's death. Question : How come? An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines! December 9, 2010. The Gates Of Heaven. How do I get in?
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Funny Jokes and Stuff: 1/30/11 - 2/6/11
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Funny Jokes and Stuff. A Laugh A Day. February 4, 2011. An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The barrels of the shotg...
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Funny Jokes and Stuff: Texting Codes for Seniors
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Funny Jokes and Stuff. A Laugh A Day. January 30, 2011. Texting Codes for Seniors. Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there is a pressing. Need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts. This is the code for you. ATD: At The Doctor's. BFF: Best Friend Farted. BTW: Bring The Wheelchair. BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth. CBM: Covered By Medicare. CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center. DWI: Driving While Incontinent. FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers. LOL: Living On Lipitor.