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YOU HAVE ENTERED HEAVEN, PREPARE TO SCREAM: A NOVEL COLLECTION OF BEGINNINGS…

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YOU HAVE ENTERED HEAVEN, PREPARE TO SCREAM. SHORT STORIES, POEMS, PLAYS, and EXCERPTS OF NOVELS by Joe Giordano. A NOVEL COLLECTION OF BEGINNINGS…. My name is Samira, and fuck is my favorite word. Don’t let that get to your heads, boys. I can’t seem to recall the moment in my life when I first discovered my love of the word “fuck”. But if I had to guess, I’d say it was the day I met the clown…. It’s all the same. Somebody give me a sarcastic high-five. I need to fuck some shit up. I pour a glass of orang...

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YOU HAVE ENTERED HEAVEN, PREPARE TO SCREAM: Thanks a Lot

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YOU HAVE ENTERED HEAVEN, PREPARE TO SCREAM. SHORT STORIES, POEMS, PLAYS, and EXCERPTS OF NOVELS by Joe Giordano. Jason asks me a question. 8220;How was your fuckin’ holiday? I’m in art class on Monday morning, the only class worth a crap in this crap of a high school. I look at him from the edge of my right eye, go back to what I’m working on. I look at the hundreds of tiny cuts on my fingertips, a Thanksgiving highlight reel. My silence is my answer. I pull a shard out from under my fingernail. I lo...

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YOU HAVE ENTERED HEAVEN, PREPARE TO SCREAM: "The Monster That Looked Like a Booger" (CHAPTERS 1-4)

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YOU HAVE ENTERED HEAVEN, PREPARE TO SCREAM. SHORT STORIES, POEMS, PLAYS, and EXCERPTS OF NOVELS by Joe Giordano. The Monster That Looked Like a Booger" (CHAPTERS 1-4). 8220;THE MONSTER”. The monster that looked like a booger was sitting in a closet, balancing on the edge of a box full of toys, looking very much like a booger. It was after midnight and the room was dark, except for one dim lamp that shined its light on the face of a kid picking his nose in his sleep. The kid was dreaming of a farm. It jus...

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YOU HAVE ENTERED HEAVEN, PREPARE TO SCREAM: "Things Are Looking Up"

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YOU HAVE ENTERED HEAVEN, PREPARE TO SCREAM. SHORT STORIES, POEMS, PLAYS, and EXCERPTS OF NOVELS by Joe Giordano. Things Are Looking Up". She tells me things are looking up because I’m pissed off at the day I’ve been having, and, to me, things are looking down. Way fuckin’ down. But she’s a good person and tries to encourage me, anyway. It drives me fuckin’ nuts. And it doesn’t change the fact that it was a shitty-ass day today. It started that way, and then it never stopped. Here’s how it started. 8220;N...

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YOU HAVE ENTERED HEAVEN, PREPARE TO SCREAM: “The Last Days of a Piece of Lint”

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YOU HAVE ENTERED HEAVEN, PREPARE TO SCREAM. SHORT STORIES, POEMS, PLAYS, and EXCERPTS OF NOVELS by Joe Giordano. 8220;The Last Days of a Piece of Lint”. Day after day, the piece of lint sat there. The piece of lint sat there, hour upon hour, week upon week, knowing the moment would come when it would be wiped away with a rag and thrown into the trash with all of the world’s other pieces of shit. Posted by Joe Giordano. You were procrastinating about dusting your place, weren't you? MY OTHER, like, BLOG:.

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BASED ON REALITY: A Introductory Letter to The World

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A Skewed Perspective of Joe. Wednesday, January 28, 2009. A Introductory Letter to The World. Do you know who I am? Do you know what I look like? What I smell like? Do you know what has made me into the moody man-wad that I've become? I didn’t think so. You know none of the answers to the above questions. What a fucking shame. Well, fear not, World! I will change that sad little factoid through the future musings of this blog! I will correct the calamity that is you not knowing anything about me! Holy pa...

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BASED ON REALITY: "Apples, Boogers, Cannibals, and Coffee"

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A Skewed Perspective of Joe. Saturday, February 7, 2009. Apples, Boogers, Cannibals, and Coffee". So here we are! That first official posting! It's the kind of conversation that my friends, family members, and I enjoy having; funny, crude, and utterly stupid. I have just switched my major from Engineering to Theater. ( Ask me how THAT'S  worked out. My grandma's birthday dinner.  An Italian restaurant. My grandma, and others, are at one end of the table, while The Idiots are at the other end. When it lan...

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BASED ON REALITY: June 2009

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A Skewed Perspective of Joe. Friday, June 26, 2009. Joe Figures Out What To Do (As Soon As He's Done Jerking Off): THE PLAY". LIGHTS UP on a couch, a TV, a Rat, 32 empty bags of chips, Joe. Dirty q-tips scattered across the floor, and Satan. Joe and Satan sit on opposite sides of the couch.). Satan looks at Joe.). 160;Are you moaning from the q-tip? Or from the other thing you're doing? 160;Be careful or you're gonna poke out your ear drum. Leave me, my q-tips, and my hand on my penis alone. Joe digs aro...

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BASED ON REALITY: "Joe Figures Out What To Do (As Soon As He's Done Jerking Off): THE PLAY"

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A Skewed Perspective of Joe. Friday, June 26, 2009. Joe Figures Out What To Do (As Soon As He's Done Jerking Off): THE PLAY". LIGHTS UP on a couch, a TV, a Rat, 32 empty bags of chips, Joe. Dirty q-tips scattered across the floor, and Satan. Joe and Satan sit on opposite sides of the couch.). Satan looks at Joe.). 160;Are you moaning from the q-tip? Or from the other thing you're doing? 160;Be careful or you're gonna poke out your ear drum. Leave me, my q-tips, and my hand on my penis alone. Joe digs aro...

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BASED ON REALITY: January 2009

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A Skewed Perspective of Joe. Wednesday, January 28, 2009. A Introductory Letter to The World. Do you know who I am? Do you know what I look like? What I smell like? Do you know what has made me into the moody man-wad that I've become? I didn’t think so. You know none of the answers to the above questions. What a fucking shame. Well, fear not, World! I will change that sad little factoid through the future musings of this blog! I will correct the calamity that is you not knowing anything about me! Holy pa...

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BASED ON REALITY: February 2009

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A Skewed Perspective of Joe. Saturday, February 7, 2009. Apples, Boogers, Cannibals, and Coffee". So here we are! That first official posting! It's the kind of conversation that my friends, family members, and I enjoy having; funny, crude, and utterly stupid. I have just switched my major from Engineering to Theater. ( Ask me how THAT'S  worked out. My grandma's birthday dinner.  An Italian restaurant. My grandma, and others, are at one end of the table, while The Idiots are at the other end. When it lan...

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BASED ON REALITY: March 2009

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A Skewed Perspective of Joe. Sunday, March 1, 2009. The Origin of Cheese". It is my opinion that my loving the movie Titanic. Does not make me a dick. Similarly, I am of the belief that my loving the band The Counting Crows. Also does not make me a dick. On an alternate note, I do believe that you hating Titanic. And The Counting Crows. Probably means that you are. It’s okay. There are plenty of dicks in the world. You are not alone. To freeze my own heart and cease to feel any remorse for the selfishnes...

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BASED ON REALITY: "The Origin of Cheese"

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A Skewed Perspective of Joe. Sunday, March 1, 2009. The Origin of Cheese". It is my opinion that my loving the movie Titanic. Does not make me a dick. Similarly, I am of the belief that my loving the band The Counting Crows. Also does not make me a dick. On an alternate note, I do believe that you hating Titanic. And The Counting Crows. Probably means that you are. It’s okay. There are plenty of dicks in the world. You are not alone. To freeze my own heart and cease to feel any remorse for the selfishnes...

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