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Short Funny Sayings: Celebs Quotes and Sayings
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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. Celebs Quotes and Sayings. 1 Love is grand; divorce is a 100 grand. 2 A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. 3 I would stop eating chocolate. but I'm not a quitter! 4 You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. - John Mendoza. 5 Gravity…… always gets me down. 6 Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad. - Christina Georgina Rossetti. 7 The bandage was wound around the wound.
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Short Funny Sayings: Funny Smart Sayings
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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. 1 Be of use, but don't be used. 2 Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money! 3 The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 4 The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up. - Mark Twain. 5 1st rule of intelligent tinkering - save all the parts. 8 Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it. 10 Do you have the time? Funny Quotes and Sayi...
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Short Funny Sayings: Short Funny Sayings
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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. 1 A rich man’s joke is always funny. 2 Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. 3 Fighting for Peace is like having Sex for Virginity. 4 The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want. 5 Do they ever shut up on your planet? 6 Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you.". The lazy way to find something ridiculous.].
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Mistake Quotes and Sayings | Quotes
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Mistake Quotes and Sayings. Mistake Quotes and Sayings. The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. Mistakes are the portals of discovery. To avoid situations in which you might make mistakes may be the biggest mistake of all. Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes. Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied. I have learned more ...
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Funny Short Sayings: February 2009
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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. Funny Mistakes in Speaking English. Short Funny Sayings and Quotes. Funny Sayings and Quotes. 1 Girls improve their looks not their mind, because they know guys are stupid, not blind. 2 And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. - Abraham Lincoln. 3 Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one. - W.C. Fields (Mississippi, 1935). 5 Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 7 It's bett...
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Funny Short Sayings: Short Funny Quotes
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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. Celebs Quotes and Sayings. Very Funny Smart Quotes and Sayings. Very Funny Short Sayings and Quotes. Funny Quotes and Sayings. Funny Short Quotes and Sayings. 1 A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 2 The government is not doing enough about cleaning up the environment. This is a good planet. 3 The private enterprise system indicates that some people have higher incomes than others. 4 Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.
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Invitation Quotes and Sayings | Quotes
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Invitation Quotes and Sayings. Invitation Quotes and Sayings. An invitation to a wedding invokes more trouble than a summons to a police court. When you invite people to think, you are inviting revolution. The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving any excuse. The past is never there when you try to go back. It exists, but only in memory. To pretend otherwise is to invite a mess. I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.
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Kindness Quotes and Sayings | Quotes
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Kindness Quotes and Sayings. Kindness Quotes and Sayings. If you haven’t any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble. If you were arrested for kindness, would there be enough evidence to convict you. Great persons are able to do great kindnesses. When I was young, I used to admire intelligent people; as I grow older, I admire kind people. Kind words do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much. Kindness can become its own motive. We are made kind by being kind. Six essential qualiti...
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Funny Short Sayings: April 2011
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Funny Sayings to Make you Laugh. Celebs Quotes and Sayings. Very Funny Smart Quotes and Sayings. Very Funny Short Sayings and Quotes. Funny Quotes and Sayings. Funny Short Quotes and Sayings. Celebs Quotes and Sayings. 1 As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error. 2 Sure, it’s going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. 3 Eight more days and I can start telling the truth again. 4 Time is an illusion, lunchtime, doubly so. 1 A lot of beautiful peop...
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Money Quotes and Sayings | Quotes
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Money Quotes and Sayings. Money Quotes and Sayings. The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money. After a visit to the beach, it’s hard to believe that we live in a material world. There’s no money in poetry, but then there’s no poetry in money, either. There are people who have money and people who are rich. Business is the art of extracting money from another man’s pocket without resorting to violence. Budget: a mathematical confirmation of your suspicions.
