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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl.: January 2006
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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl. Satirical. Inappropriate. Sometimes crude. Bitchy. Rambling. You know how I do. Saturday, January 07, 2006. Being a journalism major, I’ve spent the past four years learning about the First Amendment and the wonderfulness that is free speech. Thanks to this little addendum, any American can supposedly go out and say whatever they want, whenever they want and chances are they’re protected under the Constitution of our great country. So what’s this miracle idea? Can you ima...
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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl.: September 2006
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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl. Satirical. Inappropriate. Sometimes crude. Bitchy. Rambling. You know how I do. Tuesday, September 19, 2006. Random Thoughts on a Tuesday. Anyway, it's lovely what 4 hours of sleep can do for the randomness of a person's thoughts. Especially when you know that you could've gotten a good 6 hours in and chose to ignore the time, so you can't even use the "I had so much work/I had so much MCCTA" excuses! So yes, random thoughts from this morning:. SexyBack" playing. Afte...
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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl.: April 2007
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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl. Satirical. Inappropriate. Sometimes crude. Bitchy. Rambling. You know how I do. Saturday, April 14, 2007. Gimme yo' digits, yo. May I have your attention, please? I'm sure like 3 people actually read this, but if you're one of those 3 people, then good for you! Posted by Colleen @ 12:57 AM. Thursday, April 12, 2007. Everybody Loves Zach Braff. Posted by Colleen @ 12:43 PM. Monday, April 02, 2007. Her Lovely Lady Lumps. This is why I love Alanis Morissette:. You Know How I...
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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl.: March 2007
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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl. Satirical. Inappropriate. Sometimes crude. Bitchy. Rambling. You know how I do. Friday, March 30, 2007. Yes, I'll take the H&M bra for $100.". So let's just talk about how some random dude at the train station today asked to "buy my bra" for $100, then actually whipped out $100 bill to prove it. Please note that I was wearing a t-shirt with a SWEATER over it at the time. So, yeah. THAT was awesome. Can I go back to being 21? Since I don't have the video of the "99 Problem...
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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl.: November 2006
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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl. Satirical. Inappropriate. Sometimes crude. Bitchy. Rambling. You know how I do. Thursday, November 30, 2006. Road Trip, Day 7 - Baltimore At Last. Which we had started watching on my laptop the night before in traffic. Yes, it was obviously the smartest thing to do. Randy might praise Tara Reid's acting skills, but personally, I'm not sure how Tricia was able to not want to crash the car everytime she came on screen (just kidding -. Josie and the Pussycats. Hindsight, hin...
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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl.: October 2006
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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl. Satirical. Inappropriate. Sometimes crude. Bitchy. Rambling. You know how I do. Saturday, October 28, 2006. Even Men Can't Resist Cashmere. It's time for another edition of "This only happens to Colleen! See: Even Old Women. Or the naked old dude pissing in the ocean at Smith's Point in " Maybe a Bright Sandy Beach. Do you have any more of these tank tops? Old JAP Broad #2 finally. Holds up a teal. Oh Sorry. My. Mistake. No. We. Don't.". Size (why the hell do people never...
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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl.: December 2006
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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl. Satirical. Inappropriate. Sometimes crude. Bitchy. Rambling. You know how I do. Thursday, December 28, 2006. Enough about me, let's talk about you for a minute. I've been working on this stupid post for the last week and a half. I did this same thing last year on my MySpace blog. 1 The message you left me in Nov. was one of the most touching things that anyone has ever said to me, which is somewhat ironic considering most people would never guess that you're the type ...
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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl.: February 2007
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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl. Satirical. Inappropriate. Sometimes crude. Bitchy. Rambling. You know how I do. Monday, February 26, 2007. Heroes" rocks my socks. A couple quick things:. Last night, Angrisani convinced me to join his fantasy baseball league. We named my team after Helen Keller, which is somewhat approp, especially considering I have absolutely no idea how a fantasy sports league works and Helen Keller probably would run a team better than me. And all before 11am. Yeah, Monday. PS Here's...
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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl.: May 2007
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Ramblings of a Long Island Girl. Satirical. Inappropriate. Sometimes crude. Bitchy. Rambling. You know how I do. Wednesday, May 30, 2007. We want to be as irresponsible as possible, without being illegal.". Here's the 2nd part. You can’t have open containers of alcohol in a car in NY at all). He was on hold for roughly 23 minutes, but we got our answer: Nope. As long as the driver wasn’t drinking, the passengers could be. Yes, that is a direct quote. He even repeated it when the cop went, Um, WHAT? You w...
