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Thursday, December 25, 2008. A Treatise on the True Story of December 25th. Some people lose sight of the bigger picture while watching straight-to-DVD movies, and forget all about treatises. However, there is an altogether different message associated with December 25th, which predates the Christmas story, and even the film A Christmas Story. And it demonstrates the extreme and incredible good fortune which one should always expect and count on. Finally, Fellowship Day teaches us about friendship. I...
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Thursday, April 30, 2009. History Lessons: Ancient Sparta (Part I). I’ve decided to try out a new type of article. It dawned on me that there are three things that everyone loves: history. And things that comes in threes. Sorry about the padding). Not only does everyone love history, but combined with a bit of creative re-imagining, it can serve to inspire and lead by its own example. So today we’ll be hitting the history books and going back to Ancient Sparta. In its earliest days,. Eloped with Helen of...
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Saturday, November 29, 2008. Crime and sin soon to be same thing. Mainstream religion was vindicated in the United States today when an increasingly desecularized government announced that crime and sin would soon become one and the same thing. In a public initiative known as ‘crimesin’, all crimes will be viewed as morally heinous in the eyes of God, and all sins as offenses against the State. Due to the principle of religious equality established by the First Amendment to the US Constitution, equal wei...
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Thursday, May 21, 2009. For those Remaining on Earth. To be read post-Rapture). Ha ha ha ha ha. Looks like we were right after all, eh? One-two-fuck you. You’re on your own. Psa 107:27 They reel to and fro, and stagger like a drunken man, and are at their wits' end. May 21, 2009 at 1:53 PM. Fuck that I'm gonna get me some pillaging done. Its infantocide, daughter raping and war mongering time! May 21, 2009 at 3:11 PM. Dani - I wasn't drunk. May 21, 2009 at 7:13 PM. CC: Dani - I wasn't drunk. For those Re...
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Wednesday, May 6, 2009. Disappearing for a few days. Dear faithful Frodologists,. I give you my condolences ahead of time. I just thought you should know. Where will I get my FROGURT from now! May 6, 2009 at 10:39 PM. Is this a subtle way of confessing that you've finally seen the light and converted to the Church of Optimus Prime. May 6, 2009 at 11:08 PM. Don't worry folks, CwC has come off her Sabbatical and will be keeping a firm hand on things during the absence of the Prophet. Stay posted for a post!
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Thursday, May 21, 2009. For those Remaining on Earth. To be read post-Rapture). Ha ha ha ha ha. Looks like we were right after all, eh? One-two-fuck you. You’re on your own. Friday, May 8, 2009. Marriage in the Way of Frodo. 8221; were likely as not just people climaxing in glorious, impassioned frenzy rather than agreeing with glorious, impassioned scripture. But guess what hippies? And everyone knew their times tables, and respected their elders and rode into school on magical talking unicorns or flew ...
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Friday, January 16, 2009. Some people maintain that torture doesn't work, but in some ways, that's just not true. This list of Frodology readers' favorite articles, for example, demonstrates that when those same people are deprived of their finger nails, they'll admit to loving things they've never even read. Here, then, are the results of Frodology's survey by way of Premature Finger Termination Treatment:. The Fellowship of the Ring (abridged). The Two Towers (even more abridged). According to the good...
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Wednesday, June 24, 2009. I'm not quite dead! After such an extended sojourn, I wouldn't be surprised if I'm talking to an empty room at this point, but to those of you still hanging around, you have Frodo's thanks, and a degree of my concern. Touching as it is, keeping Frodology permanently open and pressing F5 every half hour or so probably isn't the most productive use of your time! Surely there are some heathens you could be converting? I learned math good. So, in short, Frodology is not dead. I ...