tylertwomblysblog.blogspot.com
Twombly: Big America
http://tylertwomblysblog.blogspot.com/2008/09/big-america.html
Tyler Twombly Enters The Blogosphere. Sunday, September 7, 2008. We all hear stories of children going missing. Just walk into any Wal-Mart and look at the, "Have You Seen This Child" board. There are quite a few of them. I am sure that most of those children have been victims, not of kidnappers or gangsters or terrorists, but of high-powered public toilets. Also, my mom a number of years ago needed to buy a new toilet, and made a point of getting a high-pressure one. It's incredibly loud, but effici...
tylertwomblysblog.blogspot.com
Twombly: No One Said It Was Going To Be Pretty
http://tylertwomblysblog.blogspot.com/2008/08/no-one-said-it-was-going-to-be-pretty.html
Tyler Twombly Enters The Blogosphere. Thursday, August 21, 2008. No One Said It Was Going To Be Pretty. I am sweating like a pig. Especially my palms are sweating like pigs. It’s like I have two pigs instead of palms. I am in a terrible situation with this pigs-for-palms thing and I am having trouble focusing. I need to regain control of myself and fly my home-made person-propeller rocket like I know what I’m doing. Okay, smooth sailing from now on. Thank you Dunkin’ Donuts! With my sweating issue is tak...
verbalblogarrhea.blogspot.com
verbalblogarrhea: Lessons in International Relations from the bar at the Buena Vista Cafe
http://verbalblogarrhea.blogspot.com/2008/11/lessons-in-international-relations-from.html
Tuesday, November 25, 2008. Lessons in International Relations from the bar at the Buena Vista Cafe. But I did go there tonight, and I now have it on good authority that, no matter what you may hear, the British love us because we saved their asses and they owe us one. I picked up this tidbit from an English woman sitting three barstools to my left. But then she started talking about her trip to the Serengeti, and who wants to hear about that? November 29, 2008 at 10:13 AM. Oh yeah I have this thing.
verbalblogarrhea.blogspot.com
verbalblogarrhea: February 2009
http://verbalblogarrhea.blogspot.com/2009_02_01_archive.html
Tuesday, February 24, 2009. Sad Sweetheart of the Rodeo. Today I had the day off from work and in the afternoon I danced alone in my room and it was the best I've felt in weeks. Over and out. Wednesday, February 4, 2009. OH MY GOD I BET BOTH READERS WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT ME. Version of where I've been for the past two months is Face-Down in a Gutter, bottle of JB rolling slowly from my hand. The last blog post I began writing was a list of public places in the Bay Area where I've thrown up. I don't t...
tylertwomblysblog.blogspot.com
Twombly: Ted
http://tylertwomblysblog.blogspot.com/2008/08/ted.html
Tyler Twombly Enters The Blogosphere. Friday, August 22, 2008. I worked at it for some time in fact. I thought of it as an ongoing project. The hole in the chimney ended up being about a foot or two in diameter after about a year of consistent pecking. It was when the hole was discovered by Ted that, apparently, he told my mother I was a, “devil child.” Things went south with Ted after that. Ted had many boyfriends, though I didn’t really make the connection that they were boyfriends. I just love them!
verbalblogarrhea.blogspot.com
verbalblogarrhea: October 2008
http://verbalblogarrhea.blogspot.com/2008_10_01_archive.html
Friday, October 31, 2008. This year's costume is "angsty receptionist". So I hope that this year, now that I'm legal/in San Francisco, things will take a turn for the better. There's got to be free candy around here somewhere, right? Or at least a wealth of cookies. Adding to the spook factor today was an awkward run-in I had with co-worker Patrick earlier this afternoon. A bit of prologue: Patrick is kindof a creeper. On with the run-in! Pat: What are you dressing up as? Me: Oh, uh.nothing. Things I kno...
tylertwomblysblog.blogspot.com
Twombly: Not a Wizard
http://tylertwomblysblog.blogspot.com/2008/08/not-wizard.html
Tyler Twombly Enters The Blogosphere. Thursday, August 7, 2008. Maybe I should tell people I am a real-wizard. The down side is they would probably want some proof. And who could blame them? One time I did a magic trick for this guy and after it was done he told me he. Was a wizard. I don’t know what that was about, but I made an excuse to leave instead of continuing down that bizarre road filled with cute anecdotes of when his wizard staff accidentally misfired. And for that matter, Moses? PS This made ...
tylertwomblysblog.blogspot.com
Twombly: August 2008
http://tylertwomblysblog.blogspot.com/2008_08_01_archive.html
Tyler Twombly Enters The Blogosphere. Saturday, August 23, 2008. Written by Tyler Twombly. Tyler Twombly- Voice, Piano, Bass. Friday, August 22, 2008. I worked at it for some time in fact. I thought of it as an ongoing project. The hole in the chimney ended up being about a foot or two in diameter after about a year of consistent pecking. It was when the hole was discovered by Ted that, apparently, he told my mother I was a, “devil child.” Things went south with Ted after that. I just love them! I am swe...
verbalblogarrhea.blogspot.com
verbalblogarrhea: April 2008
http://verbalblogarrhea.blogspot.com/2008_04_01_archive.html
Sunday, April 13, 2008. TOP TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT POPCORN. 1 pieces of kernel get stuck in my teeth. 2 sometimes the steam burns my face if I open the bag too hastily. 3 I always choke on it. 4 there's never enough butter. 5 the popcorn setting on the microwave never pops it enough. 6 it's not really that good. 7 the sound it makes in the microwave scares me. 8 it doesn't taste better when it's stale. 9 it's too greasy. 10 it's too expensive at the movie theatre . Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
