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SEAN GOES TO CHICAGO: Some tips for dealing with a broken leg
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SEAN GOES TO CHICAGO. Friday, August 8, 2008. Some tips for dealing with a broken leg. As a person born with legs you’re probably thinking, “I’m one of the lucky people in this world.” But all great things like legs come with great risk. One such risk you run as a person with legs is breaking one or both of them. Here’s some advice for when that happens. Make sure you’re clear about what happened. Where are you? What were you doing? Who else is there? Get some thinking done. Are you a woman? Well, I̵...
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SEAN GOES TO CHICAGO: If I Were (part 2)
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SEAN GOES TO CHICAGO. Tuesday, August 5, 2008. If I Were (part 2). A Pair Of Eyes. If I were a pair of eyes I would tell the nose to get his fat ass out of my line of vision. A Man From The Future. If I were a math book I would have pornographic word problems. If I were a new haircut I would try and find a way not to make my owner look like he’s fourteen again. If I were an octopus I would be better at multi-tasking. A Woman’s Bureau. Tuesday, August 05, 2008. These are the bomb! August 6, 2008 at 7:26 PM.
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SEAN GOES TO CHICAGO: A week of dating website headlines
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SEAN GOES TO CHICAGO. Sunday, August 17, 2008. A week of dating website headlines. Club Rules: The best things to say, do and wear if you want to pick up women at the club tonight. Sleaze Louise: How to avoid sketchy guys who are at the club just to pick you up. Evading her Evasion: Five essential moves to keep that girl at the club from saying “adios amigo! Reading Between the Lines: What she really means when she firmly tells you that she’s just not interested. The Life of a Hermit is the Life for Me: ...
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SEAN GOES TO CHICAGO: What I hope people on the street are thinking when I sweat through my shirt just walking around
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SEAN GOES TO CHICAGO. Tuesday, August 5, 2008. What I hope people on the street are thinking when I sweat through my shirt just walking around. Tuesday, August 05, 2008. August 5, 2008 at 4:12 PM. This is literally laugh out loud funny. BTW, I love your blog and have already linked to it in my blog. You are an inspiration to me. August 5, 2008 at 6:59 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). This is what I look like. Other Places to Go. Remains of the Gay. Your Hot Sister Myspace. What I've Done So Far.
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An American Werewolf In Belfast: Woman Finds Skinned Chipmunk Living In Her Couch
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An American Werewolf In Belfast. Sunday, 15 March 2009. Woman Finds Skinned Chipmunk Living In Her Couch. As the four regular readers of my blog know, I read CNN daily and often write here about it when I feel like it. Today I clicked on a story apparently about Bob Dylan's home being too smelly (what? And it transferred me to KTLA.com. Martha Stewart's Dog Killed In Explosion. Woman Hurt In Sex Mishap Involving Power Tool. Chimp Plans, Executes Attack On Zoo Visitors. Five Human Heads Found In Coolers.
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An American Werewolf In Belfast: September 2008
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An American Werewolf In Belfast. Tuesday, 30 September 2008. CNN Headlines of the day:. Close dancing, topless flashing great boy band," "Man punches shark" and, seriously, "How to hide from 'squid' people.". So guess what, blogosphere? Yesterday I opened my Queen's email and found a lovely message from one of my three professors-to-be. He told me to "take it easy," because he wasn't going to be here for the first two weeks and we'd start class in mid-October. Yay! And Tipping the Velvet. And I have to g...
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An American Werewolf In Belfast: January 2009
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An American Werewolf In Belfast. Saturday, 31 January 2009. I got to tape some of his stories. He is deaf so rather than converse, all he really does is tell stories from his past. When they're not sprinkled with engineer-speak that he assumes I know, they're really fascinating. Above is my favorite. I spent a long time tonight letting my grandpa go through an old family album and tell me who the people are. If he doesn't do it then no one else will! The best story that came out of it:. My whole family w...
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An American Werewolf In Belfast: How Do You Wear Oregon?
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An American Werewolf In Belfast. Saturday, 7 March 2009. How Do You Wear Oregon? The other day Skippy showed me how to skin a squirrel. An angry Felsian threw it out to spite my carelessness. A maintenance or cleaning person threw it out. A wild animal took it (unlikely, cuz it probably would've left the box and garbage bag). The weirdest part is when you pull the squirrel's arms out of its arm-skin leaving it with a set of skinned, chicken-arms and a pair of furry arm-wings. I could be a Klan member, bu...
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An American Werewolf In Belfast: October 2008
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An American Werewolf In Belfast. Friday, 31 October 2008. No, Macaulay Culkin, No! My friends have made fun of me before because I complain about my "sleep-cycle getting screwed up." What none of these so-called friends realizes is that getting up at a reasonable time is a constant struggle for me. If I give my body an inch by sleeping in as long as it wants one day, it'll take a mile the next. Anyways, the movie's aged really well and, though I've seen it three times, it never fails to creep the ever-lo...
