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kimberrykim: Things I Smashed This Week
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Friday, October 21, 2011. Things I Smashed This Week. Waking up after a head injury is always a relief. Granted, the lump on my head wasn’t huge, but I did fall asleep thinking, “Blood could be squirting all inside my brain. Eh, probably not. Boy, I sure am sleepy…”. Stop signs, blocking traffic. Hit button! 8221; I slammed the sign button, completely forgetting it was the same button that operates the door. Then I hear, “Aaahh Aahh AOWW! Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile.
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kimberrykim: 11/07/08
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Friday, November 7, 2008. It occurred to me recently that I could officially be kimberrykim forever if I marry a Korean guy with the last name Kim. So, I did some research. Evidently there are 6.67 billion people in the world, 60% of which are Asian. Yay! 72 million Korean people, but…. 24 million people live in North Korea. I will probably never meet them. But,. 48 million people live in South Korea, but only…. 24 million are male, and only…. 43 million are between the ages of 26-36, but only…. Simple t...
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kimberrykim: 11/15/08
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Saturday, November 15, 2008. I'm pretty much Michael Phelps. Towards the end of a particularly successful day of swimming (I made it the length of the pool breathing properly,) I was thinking, “I’m pretty much Michael Phelps.” Moments later, exhausted and clinging to the edge of the pool, I remembered all the Olympic infomercials about how perfect Michael’s body is for swimming. I wondered if I had any of the same swim-body perfections. I did some research:. See you in London Michael.
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kimberrykim: 12/08/08
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Monday, December 8, 2008. 8221; With swift cat-like reflexes, I lunged toward the doorway and landed on the carpet, barely escaping with my life. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Simple template. Powered by Blogger.
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kimberrykim: Fate, Ninjas and Me
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Saturday, January 19, 2013. Fate, Ninjas and Me. Yes, I waved. Not like cute, subtle bar wave, more like fat Tommy waving to his mom at soccer practice. Anyway, weeks turned into months and no actual conversations or introductions ever happened. We lost hope. 8221; Yes, after an entire year of stalking The Runner and dreaming of our future together, I finally made my move. I threw on my best outfit, chased him into the street, and attacked him with a lawn ornament. January 21, 2013 at 7:30 AM.
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kimberrykim: 03/12/09
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Thursday, March 12, 2009. Armpits, Torsos, and Photos. The following 6 photos have a theme. I was successfully and easily cropped from each of those pictures. Some time ago, one of the above people commented, "Hey, I needed a picture of myself. I found one of us and just cropped you out. You're really easy to crop." I'm not sure what the appropriate response is."thanks? In any case, here are the pictures from which I was successfully cropped. Paul's and Heather's wedding. Armpits and Torsos '06.
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kimberrykim: I have a black light. You probably don't.
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Sunday, August 7, 2011. I have a black light. You probably don't. Paul screamed, “Hurry, take off your shirt! Tim bolted out of the room, “I’ll get the ice! The other guys shoved him onto the couch, elevated his feet, took off his shoes, and tied a tourniquet to his arm, all faster than the secret service would have responded to gunfire. Tim ran back in with ice, “Hurry, rub this all over your chest! I’ve always thought scorpions were kinda funny because of that memory. You thought you were sleeping!
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kimberrykim: I Got the Lice
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Saturday, August 6, 2011. I Got the Lice. My Yahoo account was hacked and I unknowingly sent shady e-mails to every contact I’ve met over the last 6 years. I feel dirty. Like I have lice and now everyone knows. Stephanie Flanders. In our little judgmental third grade minds, Stephanie probably never bathed and clearly never washed her hair. Hence the lice. I was wrong. I was judgmental. I got the lice. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). View my complete profile. I Got the Lice.
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kimberrykim: 12/01/08
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Monday, December 1, 2008. Location: The teacher bathroom at my school. Problem: The black chair and the bookshelf. Answer: Not sure, but I find them disturbing. Using the restroom. Perfect! I’m pretty sure lots of gross things fly out, swirl around the room, and land on every available surface. I wouldn’t eat a cookie that had been sitting on that shelf all day, so why would I pick up a book that has been collecting toilet funk for months? Searching for God Knows What. By Donald Miller is a great book (s...
