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Joe the Blogger: I think I want pizza...
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009. I think I want pizza. So it's been a while since I've posted any bizarre Japanese videos, but this one just seemed to good to pass up. I guess it's a commercial for pizza, but I'm not entirely sure. After watching it I had the same reaction as Homer Simpson after he watched the Mr. Sparkle. Labels: Funny Japanese videos. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Who is Joe the Blogger? Morristown, NJ, United States. View my complete profile. All Lost in the Supermarket. Dick in a box.
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Joe the Blogger: The not-so great escape
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Tuesday, February 3, 2009. The not-so great escape. So say you're a prisoner looking to make a quick escape, but you're chained to another guy. I think the one thing you really need to coordinate is how you're going to avoid lamp posts. Needless to say, these two hapless New Zealand cons did not. Those poles can really sneak up on you. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Who is Joe the Blogger? Morristown, NJ, United States. View my complete profile. All Lost in the Supermarket. Don't Pass Me Over!
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Joe the Blogger: Megan Joy: Bad singer, worse chicken
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Friday, April 3, 2009. Megan Joy: Bad singer, worse chicken. In honor of Megan Joy's ca-cawing departure. From American Idol this week. I thought you'd enjoy this montage from Arrested Development of various interpretations of a chicken. Arrested Development- Chicken Dance. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Who is Joe the Blogger? Morristown, NJ, United States. View my complete profile. All Lost in the Supermarket. Lessons to be learned from Komen’s missteps. Don't Pass Me Over! Things I Think are Funny.
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Joe the Blogger: April 2009
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Monday, April 20, 2009. Toby Jones is Back. As much as I think Billy Mays might be the ultimate pitchman, Toby Jones is certainly giving him a run for his money. You might remember Toby from a prior post, Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage. Now he's got a new business venture; Jones Good Ass BBQ and Foot Massage, where he'll fry parts of a chicken you didn't even know were fryable. You can still give him a call or find him on "them world-wide internets.". Labels: Jones Big Ass truck rental. Jackee an...
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Joe the Blogger: This definitely wouldn't work in Jersey
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Monday, March 2, 2009. This definitely wouldn't work in Jersey. Along with the right to carry guns in public, I feel like it's our right as Americans to swear in public. However, there's a movement afoot to keep those of us who like to impress their friends with their spot-on Gordon Ramsey. 15-year-old McKay Hatch of Pasadena thought he was on to such a good thing when he started the No Cussing Club. So if you see someone wearing on of the No Cussing Club's gaudy orange t-shirts or carrying one of their.
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Joe the Blogger: How to impress people with your dinosaur killing skills
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Wednesday, March 25, 2009. How to impress people with your dinosaur killing skills. I don't hunt, but if I did, I'm pretty sure I would only hunt Velociraptors. Fortunately, I don't have to go through the whole process of getting a permit, hiring a tracker, hiding in the woods, masking my scent with Raptor Musk (which stings the nostrils worse than Sex Panther), engaging in a life-and-death battle, cleaning my kill and mounting it's head on my wall. April 1, 2009 at 10:07 PM. For $521 that is a steal.
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Joe the Blogger: How many calories are in a Turbaconuken?
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Tuesday, February 17, 2009. How many calories are in a Turbaconuken? More importantly, what is a Turbaconuken. It's a chicken, inside of a duck, inside of a turkey, with the whole thing wrapped in bacon. This is just one of the many disturbing, yet somewhat appetizing dishes featured on thisiswhyyourefat. Looking at some of these things is like looking at a deep-fried chocolate-coated train wreck. It's awful and disturbing, yet impossible to look away. This one might be my favorite, it's a McNuggetini.
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Joe the Blogger: Caution: Raptors ahead
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Tuesday, February 3, 2009. First off, I apologize for the lack of posts over the past month. Between vacation, the snow, earthquakes. And my real job it's been tough. But I'm back and I promise to post more regularly. So my favorite new trend is people hacking into electronic road signs. The latest incident came this week in Indiana, where someone changed an electronic road sign to read: Raptors Ahead: Caution. Apparently not everyone realized this was a prank, including a few clueless motorists. How man...
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Joe the Blogger: What's more refreshing than cow urine?
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Thursday, February 12, 2009. What's more refreshing than cow urine? Apparently to scientists in India, nothing. In a country that has boycotted Coke and Pepsi since 1984, their new take on a refreshing summer beverage involves moving forward with a drink made from cow urine and herbs. Don't worry, it won't smell like urine and will be tasty too," said project leader Om Prakash. "It's going to be very healthy. It won't be like carbonated drinks and would be devoid of any toxins.". Who is Joe the Blogger?
